PIPBoy2000
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hehe, I loled.
I want to get a bunch of vagina orchids and put one at the base of every fruit tree I have.
I want to get a bunch of vagina orchids and put one at the base of every fruit tree I have.
Growing Orchids
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smokey de bear
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LMAO why's that trying to get them not to be fruit trees no more? Show them a bit of what they've been missing out on eh lol
PIPBoy2000
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More like I'd have vagina beans in addition to tons of fruit.
Oh man, just thinking about making some mango vanilla ice cream has me creaming.
Oh man, just thinking about making some mango vanilla ice cream has me creaming.
smokey de bear
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So vagina orchids produce, vagina beans? I thought those beans only came from a some kind of vine, that is awesome so we officially have a testicular, vagina growing thread!! LMAO SO want to start growing vagina now, that would be the second best thing to wake up to, fresh vagina in the air!!
mellokitty
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yay, talked my camera in from the ledge long enough to snap some shots of the new pet....
smokey de bear
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Very pretty orchid, I love the ones where it looks like veins in the pedals.
PIPBoy2000
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It is soooo pretty I want to bang it.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
mellokitty
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does it make it slightly less gay if i want to bang it too?
smokey de bear
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Bahahaha if only it was a vanilla planifolia orchid, now your just gonna have a testicle party. Hey what does everyone think about keeping their balls in the shower or bathroom? Do they get more humidity which I know my balls thrive on. In other words where did you find your balls did best bahahahah!
smokey de bear
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Maybe then it's just like some kinky euro orgy, you are female right lol cause if not then it would deff make it SUPER gaydoes it make it slightly less gay if i want to bang it too?
mellokitty
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vanilla beans, orchids, euro orgies.... i feel like i should be listening to some house music right about now
.... *nnn-TSSS nnn-TSSS nnn-TSSS nnn-TSSS*
PIPBoy2000
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I think that's porno music, not house music. Unless you're in a porno house.vanilla beans, orchids, euro orgies.... i feel like i should be listening to some house music right about now
smokey de bear
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Well look at all the different orchid patterns and colors out there, they all make me feel like i should be at some kind of flashy rave. I can just see it now dancing around with all these orchids bouncing around with the music bass.
mellokitty
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mellokitty
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imagine if you could party with the flowers? *omg*
..... i wonder if orchids would be as bitchy in real life as the ones in 'alice in wonderland'.....
Rottedroots
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You perverts trashed a good thread. I was going to post a picture of my vagina/ vanilla orchid that's just about ready to bloom. Now you will not see a vagina in full flower. Unless you're lucky enough to have your own.
mellokitty
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have you been taking lessons in 'playing hard to get' from it? 'cuz they're working......
smokey de bear
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Bahhahaha perverts? or politically correct? Well orchid enthusiasts need something to talk about in between blooms geezz lolhave you been taking lessons in 'playing hard to get' from it? 'cuz they're working......
Not thrashed just making it entertaining, still all about orchids we're just dancing with em now lol
Rottedroots
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I think it's more likely that you wish you were dancing with them. The only vanilla orchid I get to dance with is way past its prime. In fact it no longer smells like vanilla at all. I am easy now kitty and I always have been easy.
dannyboy602
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More Orchid Porn
take at Longwood Gardens, Kennet Square, PA
take at Longwood Gardens, Kennet Square, PA