Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[cannabineer]

Sites with viruses
are safer than chicks with same.
How can she do that?

Point, click, scan thumbnails.
Find a likely vid - oh that
will do. Towel ready.

Right hand on mouse, left
Strangles the rat. xHamster.
Rodents of eros.

Thumbnail looked good, but
can't believe what I'm seeing.
Who can fap to that?
cn

 

[tyler.durden]

Sites with viruses
are safer than chicks with same.
How can she do that?

Point, click, scan thumbnails.
Find a likely vid - oh that
will do. Towel ready.

Right hand on mouse, left
Strangles the rat. xHamster.
Rodents of eros.

Thumbnail looked good, but
can't believe what I'm seeing.
Who can fap to that?
cn

Hilarious, Neer!
Cyberspace can be Frightful
Two Girls and a Cup?

 

[cannabineer]

I don't see how some
are into that shit. Pity
their dishwasher. cn

 

[tyler.durden]

I don't see how some
are into that shit. Pity
their dishwasher. cn

Never been the Same!
Guess you have to be a Kraut
To grasp subtleties...

 

[RavenMochi]

Hark! The Raven Speaks
He resurrects my Dead Thread
I am a Pot Head

Can't find time to Post
My op's been at a Stand Still
Learning Flood & Drain

Seduced by the Ease
Turns out not to be the Case
I will Master This...

I think I have been,
lured by simplicity of,
dwc

It seems all you need,
is a res of nute water,
and a bubble stone...

my famous last words,
our journeys must continue,
lest complacency.

 

[cannabineer]

I think I have been,
lured by simplicity of,
dwc

It seems all you need,
is a res of nute water,
and a bubble stone...

my famous last words,
our journeys must continue,
lest complacency.

Good to see you, mensch!
Plants in flower give me grief ...
yellow leaves drift down.
cn

 

[RavenMochi]

Slap that bitch into
submission, cannabineer,
"eat bitch, eat! please eat..."

all of my clones live!
first batch has been a success,
the rest will follow,

I'll have clone army,
of madshack to grow for me,
may they serve me well.

have you started thread?
so your girls can then get help,
so they may then thrive.

 

[cannabineer]

Internet brings joy
of sharing all with strangers.
Signature holds key.
cn

 

[tyler.durden]

I am too Lazy!
Cloning in Rockwool is hard
Bubble Cloner's Key!

I have Life to Live
Won't watch the Girls all the Time
Need Automation!

I am Thrilled my friends
My op is near completion
It will Rain buds Soon

 

[cannabineer]

Halle the Berry
Runter Alice White Widow
My girls, growing tits.
cn

 

[Heisenberg]

A shovel guitar
Somebody does want to play
And bucket drum too

[video=youtube;x8IMoCn1dK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8IMoCn1dK0[/video]

In my head all day
Saw it fit into game play
Sharing with those here

 

[mudminer]

Quality of life...

Mans war on natures wonder...

Insanity wanes.

 

[tyler.durden]

Halle the Berry
Runter Alice White Widow
My girls, growing tits.
cn
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Green Buxom Beauties!
Neer likes to Share his Women
Sharing is Caring

Widows are Tasty!
Their Husbands have Passed
We all Benefit...

 

[tyler.durden]

Quality of life...

Mans war on natures wonder...

Insanity wanes.

Welcome aboard, Mud!
Your name is Mud, like Claypool's
For Primus Rocks Hard...

 

[tyler.durden]

A shovel guitar
Somebody does want to play
And bucket drum too

In my head all day
Saw it fit into game play
Sharing with those here

Glad to have you back
I, too, dig Parks & Rec
And Allison Brie

 

[mudminer]

Finally sun's out.

London Broil is great on grill.

Where' that damn charcoal.

 

[mudminer]

Legalize the herb!

Drug companies in dire straits.

Can't have that can we?

 

[cannabineer]

Finally sun's out.

London Broil is great on grill.

Where' that damn charcoal.

Kingsford's gone missing.
But wait - try this! Phresh smolders.
Weed-smoked steak, we munch.

 

[tyler.durden]

February Now
My Resolutions still Hold
What's up with that Shit?

My op is complete!
I get to Flower again
Beginning of the End...

 

[cannabineer]

Wet leaves on pavement
seem random poetry. Brake
with forethought - what grip?

A fogged evening's walk
fills my ear with ancient song:
the frogs of winter.

Heeere fishy fishy!
You choose a bad time to hide.
Must you be so koi?
cn