Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

Total Head

Total Head

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on a serious note, would that actually work if she had altered it somehow to reduce the power?

if someone were to buy the smallest weakest jackhammer available, tune it down to the power range of an expensive sex toy, and put a dildo fitting on it, would that work?
or maybe just move the mechanical guts into a handheld mixer and tune down the power?

how much do you think chicks would pay for something like that? fucking machines are great but this would be handheld and semi-portable. i bet dudes would even buy them. i wonder how much one would have to invest up front to make this happen.
 
DROPZILLA

DROPZILLA

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speak for yourself man :bigjoint:

i'll politely pass on this potential multi-million dollar investment..

Total Head said:
on a serious note, would that actually work if she had altered it somehow to reduce the power?

if someone were to buy the smallest weakest jackhammer available, tune it down to the power range of an expensive sex toy, and put a dildo fitting on it, would that work?
or maybe just move the mechanical guts into a handheld mixer and tune down the power?

how much do you think chicks would pay for something like that? fucking machines are great but this would be handheld and semi-portable. i bet dudes would even buy them. i wonder how much one would have to invest up front to make this happen.
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Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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Total Head said:
on a serious note, would that actually work if she had altered it somehow to reduce the power?

if someone were to buy the smallest weakest jackhammer available, tune it down to the power range of an expensive sex toy, and put a dildo fitting on it, would that work?
or maybe just move the mechanical guts into a handheld mixer and tune down the power?

how much do you think chicks would pay for something like that? fucking machines are great but this would be handheld and semi-portable. i bet dudes would even buy them. i wonder how much one would have to invest up front to make this happen.
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lol anyway you put it, its a tool to break concrete up , so i dont think a power reducer or a smaller jackhammer woulda been aight here. makes you wonder tho...how many other power tools did she try out before , i dunno why but a paint mixer comes to mind
 
dirtyho1968

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Dizzle Frost said:
lol anyway you put it, its a tool to break concrete up , so i dont think a power reducer or a smaller jackhammer woulda been aight here. makes you wonder tho...how many other power tools did she try out before , i dunno why but a paint mixer comes to mind
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What comes to mind
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Kratose

Kratose

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That is just crazy she would even think it would work. If she was a construction worked she had to know it would kill her.

Oh and for the person who talked about the invention of a mini jackhammer but with less power. It has already been invented. Forgot what it is called. I think the rabbit or something like that.
Supposedly goes really fast and from what I heard some woman say its to fast, others love it.



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dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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and in other news...
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
On Wednesday, Saint Mary's County Sheriffs released an update on their investigation. Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
 
Kratose

Kratose

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dirtyho1968 said:
and in other news...
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
On Wednesday, Saint Mary's County Sheriffs released an update on their investigation. Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
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That is just crazy. What do people think is going to happen when you use power tools as sex toys. Geniuses.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Dizzle... use the search or look at my recent threads ^^ x

Do you know how weird it'd look if I just said 'Here's a link to my Pussy'?

Anyway, I sincerely hope the original article was a joke...
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Dizzle... use the search or look at my recent threads ^^ x

Do you know how weird it'd look if I just said 'Here's a link to my Pussy'?

Anyway, I sincerely hope the original article was a joke...
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lmfao i wouldnt think it was weerd if women jus gave links out to thier pussies :) .... your always makin me do work Kur lol
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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You're going to have to work it before I let you see what I'm working with.

I need to stop smoking pot; it makes me say naughty things.

EDIT: Neer-Neer is amazing
 
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smoothforyou2

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burlingo said:
ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor
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Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”


http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/

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this has to be a bogus story
 
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