Smelling your own farts. Is it so wrong?

[stonerman]

my farts smell delicious. lol Its fine when its your farts, but when you start going around smelling other peoples farts, thats when it becomes a problem lmao.

 

[cannabineer]

my friends talk about farting n bed n holding there women captive under the blankets lolz i think my women hates that i think she will kick my ass if i tried it lolz.

I learned from John Waters that that is called a Dutch Oven. cn

 

[april]

i shave my armpits lolz n a good deoderant, sour feet mean you need a few pair of shoes, or your working realy hard contruction or to much over watering. lolz, but not all guys like this, as for farts well everyone farts, smelling them am not shure about that but i have sat on my sisters head while she was sleeping n i farted on her head she kicked my ass....

Wait a minute, u shave ur armpits? so u swim or workout? I like my men with their natural pelt, ok gotta ask, what about ur bikini line lmfao

 

[Carne Seca]

Straight men.

 

[ganjames]

I sure as fuck don't do that...

 

[jonblaze420]

Wait a minute, u shave ur armpits? so u swim or workout? I like my men with their natural pelt, ok gotta ask, what about ur bikini line lmfao

[video=youtube;nAMCwpu4UsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAMCwpu4UsM[/video]

listen


I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

 

[thump easy]

Wait a minute, u shave ur armpits? so u swim or workout? I like my men with their natural pelt, ok gotta ask, what about ur bikini line lmfao

okay i shave my ball sack smooth as chicken eggs lolz i shave my ass my chest my arms i use colone i understand hi gean ugly feet r gross i like my feet trimed i shave my ass my back though it enhanses the fasic. hair i guess could be cool but i live in cali that shit went out a long tym ago i havent seen hair on pussy in about 15 to twenty years ago so its a hi gean thing for me i look at women the same way wen they stink or have the grand canyon on the back of the feet lolz or just dirty dont shave. thats nasty to me too. lolz

 

[thump easy]

mind u i am a manly man i do the sports thing the fight thing the im in that ass thing if i get fronted out in public so im not gay.

 

[jonblaze420]

mind u i am a manly man i do the sports thing the fight thing the im in that ass thing if i get fronted out in public so im not gay.

That sounded really gay. No offense.

 

[guy incognito]

I find 99% of my farts don't stink. Same with my gf. We both fart constantly. At least every hour. Rarely do we get a stinker.

 

[jonblaze420]

You shave your armpits every morning for construction work? What kind of bars do you go to at the end of the shift?

 

[guy incognito]

holy fuck am I having a hard time comprehending thump easys post.

 

[thump easy]

You shave your armpits every morning for construction work? What kind of bars do you go to at the end of the shift?

lolz to the one like cheers were everyone knows my name i weird dude i realy am....

 

[jonblaze420]

lolz to the one like cheers were everyone knows my name i weird dude i realy am....

It's okay man. I got no problem with ya.

Sounds fun.

 

[thump easy]

hahahaha lolz its sounds weird i guess lolz but armpits in jujitsue no one wants to roll with a stinky ass or armit lolz

 

[CEEJR]

Farting in your vape bag then sniffing it is definitely wrong. What about sniffing your finger after wiping your ass?

 

[guy incognito]

That would be hilarious to have people take hits of your fart out of your vap bag. Muahaha.

 

[thump easy]

Farting in your vape bag then sniffing it is definitely wrong. What about sniffing your finger after wiping your ass?

i once peed on girlfriend of mine while in the shower lolz she had soap in hear face n eyes i sneeked a wizz on her she opened her eyes she slaped the shit out of my arm n back lolz...
the fucked up part was i was in the shower i latherd up n i felt a warm sssssshhhhhhhhheeeeeeeee i opend my eyes she was smilling with a shit eating grin i look down cuz i felt a warmness n yes she got me back lolz.....

 

[PeyoteReligion]

my friends talk about farting n bed n holding there women captive under the blankets lolz i think my women hates that i think she will kick my ass if i tried it lolz.

Thats called the Dutch Oven homeboy.

 

[jonblaze420]

That would be hilarious to have people take hits of your fart out of your vap bag. Muahaha.

Some guy here ( I don't know if any of you guys remember ) posted in a thread about how one of his brothers in law or something would always talk shit about the weed he'd share with him.

So he took a hamster turd and told the guy it was hash and the guy took a big hit and let out an exhale of smoke that smelled like 'ASS'. He said it was 'good shit.' Ha ha.