Haven't smoked in a few days

[medicalmaryjane]

i haven't smoked in a few days and i notice i can become a very dark character. i think i need to toke before i fall deeper into my funk.

i was looking for work and i thought what if they drug test but i am being silly. i fthey test and i fail OH WELL. look for anotehr job. i think u all got me paranoid about piss tests.

 

[jonblaze420]

Buy the whizzinator.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

what is that?

OH HAHA, for a piss test?

i think they would think it was weird if i whipped out a penis considering i am F

 

[jonblaze420]

Just tell them you're pre-op.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

oh yeh, then they r sure to want to hire me

 

[Finshaggy]

@MMJ
Yeah, if they test you. It's not they they can tell your next employer that you failed, it's all good...


@Johnblaze
She's a girl...

 

[jonblaze420]

I think that's illegal to discriminate against someone like that.

You could always just order synthetic urine online and put it in the cup for the drug test.

 

[jonblaze420]

@MMJ



@Johnblaze
She's a girl...

Yes did you see where I said 'just tell them you're pre-op.'

Heh.

 

[ANC]

Dang, I'm all out since sunday too.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

i doubt i would get piss tested for offce work. i am just being paranoid!!!

 

[jonblaze420]

This is not acceptable ANC.

 

[jonblaze420]

i doubt i would get piss tested for offce work. i am just being paranoid!!!

Stop drinking coffee, I did and my panic attacks dissipated. I guess caffeine is really bad for you.

 

[bowlfullofbliss]

what is that?

OH HAHA, for a piss test?

i think they would think it was weird if i whipped out a penis considering i am F

OMG I just about pissed in my pants at that LMFAO!!!!!

I haven't naturaly medicated in about 6 weeks now because of the job thing. Sucks.....I feel your pain.....literally. Thank God for percocet, at least I can function.

 

[CEEJR]

what is that?

OH HAHA, for a piss test?

i think they would think it was weird if i whipped out a penis considering i am F

If you whipped that out I think the drug test would become irrelevent. The look on the test nazi's face would be priceless though

 

[medicalmaryjane]

i am going to smoke in a while. i have a lot of weed and i haven't been smoking it because i am paranoid. there is just no need to live each day without smkoing.


on an aside, companies aren't supposed to discriminate against transgender people or gay or fat or whatever, but they do, they will make up another reason why you're not capable of holding the position and use it to disqualify you.

 

[ANC]

Panic attack from weed is from a severe rise in dopeamine levels, start smokeing mids till you are no longer affected that much.
In the first few years that I smoked I also got a little steamy sometimes after smokeing good herb. These days I have proper stuff only a few times a year and crap the rest. (I'm cheap)

 

[medicalmaryjane]

i only have the stuff i grow. see my signature...
i haven't been smoking a lot but this stuff rocks me.

i am cheap too, probably cheaper than U ahaha

 

[jonblaze420]

I think you should smoke a joint and order that Whizzinator.

 

[jammin screw]

Shit atleast yall can say days.... I ain't smoked over half a year.... Imagine my FUNK as u said lol.....

 

[medicalmaryjane]

lofl, i will smoke but i am too cheap to get a whizzanator.

i bet you i could get a good lawsuit going on if i pulled that out and then they didn't hire me.

hmmm, day dreaming about all the money i wil l make.


i have to do some work b4 i smoke......