tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Merry Christmas, Neer!I've been a naughty one.
So why does my sock not hold
a lump of cola?
Dreaming of a 'White' Christmas?
Indeed, Let it Snow
Merry Christmas, Neer!I've been a naughty one.
So why does my sock not hold
a lump of cola?
Ah yes, White WidowAll day long I crooned
"I'm dreaming of a White Widow".
Bing twirled in his grave.
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Happy New Year, All!
We'll keep our Resolutions
For about a Week
I resolve to al-...I should start a thread
Posting the promises made
...see how quick they fade
...so, long legged birds?I resolve to al-
ways finish what ... oh look! Birds!
...stuck to the counter!Skunk smell fills the air
Sunshine swells the sticky nugs
Where are my scissors
LMFAO!i just took a dump
ran out of toilet paper
used a dirty sock
this really happened
not just a haiku story
i threw out the sock
neighbor is sleeping
can't borrow any from her
more socks on standby
gears break, black smoke flies,
my brain has overheated
yet still I haiku
life has grown hectic,
I start my flowering soon,
have only one male.
Awaken dead thread,
rise from the dust, ash, and waste,
from the depths of hell!!!