Is Q-tipping your ears one of the best feelings ever?

Gastanker

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Was about to say that shitting is better imo but you already covered that. Personally I clean my ears while on the toilet with my laptop on the counter in front of me - can you say heaven?

My toilet and it's view; ugly toilet but sometimes I never want to get up.


Notice the Q-tips on the back of the toilet? ;)
 

silasraven

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i cant clean my ears without coughing my ass off , stuck tin foil in there when i was younger. mybe i should try smoking and coughing.
 

dtp5150

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regarding the guy who camps out on his toilet and cleans his ears....i hope you realize you're probably depositing fecal coliform bacteria and etc inside your ear canal

....and everyone else...if u are putting qtip so far in ur ear to cough/gag/etc ...ur probably stick the thing too damn far in ur ear! common sense!

u ever q-tip your belly button?
 

Gastanker

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regarding the guy who camps out on his toilet and cleans his ears....i hope you realize you're probably depositing fecal coliform bacteria and etc inside your ear canal

....and everyone else...if u are putting qtip so far in ur ear to cough/gag/etc ...ur probably stick the thing too damn far in ur ear! common sense!

u ever q-tip your belly button?
Every time you shit you deposit fecal matter into your ear canal? Pretty much... If you smell it is not only on you but in you as well - can't smell it without in-taking some of it. Every time you shit you breath in fecal matter... pretty gross. You're gross. But if I have a Q-tip in my ear I likely get get less fecal matter in it than an unplugged ear - you plug your ears, close your eyes, and stop breathing while you shit, right?
 

BA142

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It does feel pretty good...here's a little story tho

3-4 years ago I woke up every morning and I noticed my hearing was getting worse and worse. Then one morning I woke up and couldn't hear ANYTHING. I literally thought I woke up deaf....

Apparently it was an ear infection in both ears...getting my ears cleaned out was the greatest feeling ever. 100x better than q-tipping my ears. I had so much nasty shit in my ears...
 

ohmy

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I love sticking my finger up itchy ass then smelling it ....MMMmm so much better then sex
 

ohmy

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even better when you tell someone to smell ur finger after a good itch...Gets em every time
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
regarding the guy who camps out on his toilet and cleans his ears....i hope you realize you're probably depositing fecal coliform bacteria and etc inside your ear canal

....and everyone else...if [you] are putting [the Q-Tip] so far in[to your] ear [so as] to cough/gag/etc ...[you're] probably stick[ing] the thing too damn far in[to] [yo]ur ear! common sense!

[Do you] ever q-tip your belly button?
...but pulling it out the other side's the best part ... cn
 
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