You know someone is a NEWB smoker when . . .

[420God]

You know someone is a newbie smoker when

They refer to good bud as "dro".

 

[mugan]

i do that ... explain ..?

 

[mugan]

is it just meant for indica ?

 

[blazinkill504]

They refer to good bud as "dro".

"kush" is also one that is overly used by tha newbz

 

[420God]

i do that ... explain ..?

As a grower when I hear dro I think it's short for hydro and I know that's not always the case.

 

[un named]

when someone asks do i breathe in or breathe out talking about the bong lol

 

[mugan]

As a grower when I hear dro I think it's short for hydro and I know that's not always the case.

in the future dro .. only for hydro ')

but to put yall at ezzz ... i know what kush is

 

[blimey]

When somebody gets excited about rolling the joint.

 

[blazinkill504]

When somebody gets excited about rolling the joint.

im not gonna bullshit last few times i rolled a j i was excited cause i actually rolled em well. ive been smokin for about 9 years now and until recently i smoked out of nothin but vapes, bongs, and pipes. if a j or blunt was rolled i lived with an asian so needless to say that dude rolled everythin. he had a book and praticed that shit. dude was makin crosses and tulips

 

[sweetswisher]

Who gives a fuck what a newb smoker does? Every smoker on the planet was a newb at some point.

 

[BA142]

My first day of college my freshmen year I met up with some friends to hit up a party. When we got there one of my friends really wanted to smoke and he was stoked when he found out I had my bong on me.

I loaded a bowl, gave him greens and everything...he milks it up, pulls the bowl, then puts his lips up to the downstem and tries to clear it from there....he got a mouthful of water I got a good laugh!

 

[blimey]

im not gonna bullshit last few times i rolled a j i was excited cause i actually rolled em well. ive been smokin for about 9 years now and until recently i smoked out of nothin but vapes, bongs, and pipes. if a j or blunt was rolled i lived with an asian so needless to say that dude rolled everythin. he had a book and praticed that shit. dude was makin crosses and tulips

LOL I'm asian and definitely "that guy" and I've been planning on getting a book once I harvest.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

when they cant hit the bong and have a terribly funny coughing fit only newbs can have,its actualy distinguishable ive found.There is the seasoned cough of a smoker vet,then there is the cough of the newber which is funny to watch.

 

[mugan]

ya prolly cuz we don't eat the smoke

 

[tip top toker]

You know someone is a newbie smoker when

-they go to hit the pipe and dont hold the carb
-they get high and then freak out about every cop they see
-they try to take too big a hit, cough while their hitting it, then blow the weed out

I'd say that the whole list can be acomplished by a seasoned smoker. I say list fail. Are you a noob smoker for not knowing how to use a vaporizer? Are they a noob smoker because they get paranoid that they might get arrested? Paranoia has nothing to do with being a noob smoker. And finally i guess you're just so perfect that you've never gotten a bit daft and hit a bong far too hard and had things go wrong.

I know, noob smokers use pipes! what veteran smoker uses a pipe and not a bong

 

[GarvinStomp]

b) Drinking too much hard liquor and then smokin' weed, mega spins until I had to put my head on the floor for most of the night.

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Same thing happened to my roomate last year... thought it would be ok to mix 4 different liquors and use as a chaser after weed... he finished the glass in about 15 minutes and an hour later called all of the pot heads he knew to see if getting chest pains and spins were normal. We just laughed and told him to get crunk on ONE liqour, not 4

 

[Urca]

when they cant hit the bong and have a terribly funny coughing fit only newbs can have,its actualy distinguishable ive found.There is the seasoned cough of a smoker vet,then there is the cough of the newber which is funny to watch.

This is so true, the first few times i hit the bong, I ended up on the floor, coughing my lungs out, calling to my brother a few feet away "Help me, Water!!!!!!!! I need water!!!" But he was so high all he could do was laugh at me trying to stop coughing. But holy shit I was HIGH AS FUCK when I stopped coughing

 

[AltarNation]

My favorite is when someone takes a big enough bong hit that they just curl into a fetal position and cough for so long everyone goes from laughing at them to just sort of going "ha... umm... so what else is new?" Conversation progresses, and like five minutes later they get up like some reborn phoenix with eyes so obviously blitzed that they can barely open them... "Welcome back, man."

 

[AltarNation]

Who gives a fuck what a newb smoker does? Every smoker on the planet was a newb at some point.

Aww, it's all in good fun man. We're not toolin' on em, we're relating to them through a sense of nostalgia and making fun of themselves and ourselves at the same time. We were all that newb once, like you said. Just because someone's laughing doesn't mean it's malicious.

 

[Urca]

Thats been me. I miss smoking out of bongs, I havent hit one in so long I forgot the feeling, I know im gonna be tore up in a few days when I finally get to vegas and my brother's bong will be waiting for me