What makes a good woman?
- Thread starter Urca
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CR500ROOST
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Great sex no back talk.jk there allot more to it or is there
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
Quite right.OMG, in before the shit storm really picks up.
Her name is April... lolz
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
Hepheastus420
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A women that I truly love.
budlover13
King Tut
It would be just as fruitless a search to find the perfect man lol.
NOBODY is perfect. NOBODY!!!!!
Some come close though
Urca
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but thats the thing, she has to be good before you love her. had to earn your love somehow
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
ding ding ding! we have a winner
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
Everybody has a different opinion. Everybody. Somebody somewhere thinks you're a good woman Urca. That's why people say just be yourself. Someone out there thinks you, just who you are, is a good woman. Many people I'm sure. So be yourself and make friends. Use common sense. That's all it takes.
ohmy
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yeah but she is the kinda girl that will love all the boys and there cocks in her
Steve French
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Who knew the cryptkeeper had a heart?
The Cryptkeeper
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Have some roast beast. cn
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
No thank you.Have some roast beast. cn
I've only ate once in 6 days and I'm trying to break my all time record. x)
budlover13
King Tut
When my wife texted me she wanted to go see a movie and have dinner i thought it was my real estate agent (of the same first name. i know, i know. Save the FULL name lol) who was a plastic (but beautiful) blonde with a body to die for. And that's all i thought i was looking for after my divorce.
Long story short, i picked her up at the agreed time and address and i quickly learned i had made an "error".
She saw the surprise on my face and asked what was wrong.
So, i told her. She asked if i wanted to take her back home and i said "Hell no! i'm gonna blaze and take you to dinner!"
i was being my most honest and truthful self in a shallow attempt to get her to reject me because she ain't no size 3. LOL! Backfired! She LOVED my honesty and truthfulness.
i love my Baby!
Long story short, i picked her up at the agreed time and address and i quickly learned i had made an "error".
She saw the surprise on my face and asked what was wrong.
So, i told her. She asked if i wanted to take her back home and i said "Hell no! i'm gonna blaze and take you to dinner!"
i was being my most honest and truthful self in a shallow attempt to get her to reject me because she ain't no size 3. LOL! Backfired! She LOVED my honesty and truthfulness.
i love my Baby!
budlover13
King Tut
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
Sorry. lol Most people keep their personal troubles off here I know, and it probably wasn't a smart idea to say that in hindsight. x(........
unohu69
Well-Known Member
had to roll a smoke for this one....
perfect.. makes my heart skip a beat when I see her, has to be beautiful, but not just body. there is a radiance that shows through their eyes, and face that iv seen in skinny girls and big girls alike. so wieght isnt the main issue.
attractiveness is a must, there HAS to be physical attraction. that is a primal instinct that has to be there.
Id say she must think of you when doing little things, dont move my shit more than an arms length away from where I put it. keep the TV remote on my desk, or on the arm of the couch.
If Im working all day, yeah I dont want to come home to a wrecked house, a kids mess is ok, cuz theres no controlling it. but do the fukn dishes or whatever. im not gonna bitch about it, just do it. dont ask me to do it, if I want to I will, and I will. I have no problem picking up after myself, dont bitch at me if its not on your schedule. Ill get to it (goes back to my procrastination 101 thread).
If I choose to hang out with my friends, either join in or dont bitch about it. We arent out whoring, or hoggin it. we are playing Video games, stoned off our asses, so yeah, I might not be home at 9.
If your tired go to bed, dont wait for me, Cuz ill crash when im ready. When I get to bed if you wake up and wanna be sweet and loving, be sweet an loving dont give the brush off, casual everyday sex will be good, maybe not blowin the roof off, but itl do the job. the all night sex fest is for when we are both into it equally. Basically, dont say no to me, and I wont say no to you....
Leave the damn keys in the car, nobodys gonna steal shit (not where I live) and besides, if they want it they gonna get it, I dont want to fix a broken window when I get it back.
Dont smoke all my pot, grab a joint or whatever you need, but the shits expensive. dont bitch about the grow in the garage, or the closet.
the living room/ kitchen table is a perfectly acceptable place to do projects such as engine rebuilds, and gunsmithing/cleaning projects.
Dont kill the clones/ other plants. just follow the simple instructions.
If I decide not to go to work, dont wake me up. Dont shut the alarm off (very important) some days its just gonna take me a few extra min to get out of bed.
Im game for new cuisine, so dont be afraid to surprise me, the same ol shit, well, gets old....
Smile once in a while. If I say I Love You, I mean it. be nice. dont bitch about stupid shit. Its ok to go off about something, but just cuz you got cut off in traffic, doesnt mean its my fault, ill listen, just dont take it out on me.
you cant expect every single tiny decision is going to be run by you, whether for approval or whatever. sometimes Im just gonna do shit that wont make any sense to you, or any one else for that matter, its ok, all part of my plan... even if it doesnt work out. no biggie.
ill talk about things like say a new house, but not a new car. or even a dog probly, cuz when I want something, ill get it.
So its all a little give and take. these same rules apply to a man tho from a womans perspective (if I were one, its how id want it).
* edit- oh big one, No fucking cheating. goes both ways ya know.
I Dont Know, best I can do right now. let the bashing begin hahaha. its ok. Iv been to hell, then i got a divorce, theres nothing you can say that can possibly hurt my feelings....
perfect.. makes my heart skip a beat when I see her, has to be beautiful, but not just body. there is a radiance that shows through their eyes, and face that iv seen in skinny girls and big girls alike. so wieght isnt the main issue.
attractiveness is a must, there HAS to be physical attraction. that is a primal instinct that has to be there.
Id say she must think of you when doing little things, dont move my shit more than an arms length away from where I put it. keep the TV remote on my desk, or on the arm of the couch.
If Im working all day, yeah I dont want to come home to a wrecked house, a kids mess is ok, cuz theres no controlling it. but do the fukn dishes or whatever. im not gonna bitch about it, just do it. dont ask me to do it, if I want to I will, and I will. I have no problem picking up after myself, dont bitch at me if its not on your schedule. Ill get to it (goes back to my procrastination 101 thread).
If I choose to hang out with my friends, either join in or dont bitch about it. We arent out whoring, or hoggin it. we are playing Video games, stoned off our asses, so yeah, I might not be home at 9.
If your tired go to bed, dont wait for me, Cuz ill crash when im ready. When I get to bed if you wake up and wanna be sweet and loving, be sweet an loving dont give the brush off, casual everyday sex will be good, maybe not blowin the roof off, but itl do the job. the all night sex fest is for when we are both into it equally. Basically, dont say no to me, and I wont say no to you....
Leave the damn keys in the car, nobodys gonna steal shit (not where I live) and besides, if they want it they gonna get it, I dont want to fix a broken window when I get it back.
Dont smoke all my pot, grab a joint or whatever you need, but the shits expensive. dont bitch about the grow in the garage, or the closet.
the living room/ kitchen table is a perfectly acceptable place to do projects such as engine rebuilds, and gunsmithing/cleaning projects.
Dont kill the clones/ other plants. just follow the simple instructions.
If I decide not to go to work, dont wake me up. Dont shut the alarm off (very important) some days its just gonna take me a few extra min to get out of bed.
Im game for new cuisine, so dont be afraid to surprise me, the same ol shit, well, gets old....
Smile once in a while. If I say I Love You, I mean it. be nice. dont bitch about stupid shit. Its ok to go off about something, but just cuz you got cut off in traffic, doesnt mean its my fault, ill listen, just dont take it out on me.
you cant expect every single tiny decision is going to be run by you, whether for approval or whatever. sometimes Im just gonna do shit that wont make any sense to you, or any one else for that matter, its ok, all part of my plan... even if it doesnt work out. no biggie.
ill talk about things like say a new house, but not a new car. or even a dog probly, cuz when I want something, ill get it.
So its all a little give and take. these same rules apply to a man tho from a womans perspective (if I were one, its how id want it).
* edit- oh big one, No fucking cheating. goes both ways ya know.
I Dont Know, best I can do right now. let the bashing begin hahaha. its ok. Iv been to hell, then i got a divorce, theres nothing you can say that can possibly hurt my feelings....