I don't have ANY stoner friends!

[wildthingmoon]

At least that are near me. Anyone else have this dilemma?

Hey, I'm Eric and I'm new to the Phoenix area. Moved here not too long ago because of a job. All my stoner buddies live in the Midwest (where I moved from)

Anyone near or around Phoenix that wants to toke it up? Get at me!

 

[CR500ROOST]

We can be friends.

 

[rowlman]

I don't have any friends.

 

[CEEJR]

Friends are your worst enemy.

 

[tip top toker]

Lol, i'm in the club. But damn, my flatmate is a toker, yet refuses to even have a toke of my joints because they're too strong. Man the fuck up! I've only one stoner friend and we have a good arangment, i supply the weed and he supplies food from the restaurant Seems at my age, everyone is more interested in getting pissed up and pilled up and hitting the clubs. Personally i like relaxing, not going batshit wild at 150 beats per minute. Ffs.

 

[......]

I do,you want to borrow them?They love smoking up peoples weed lol.

 

[shrigpiece]

If ya grow you will have SO CALLED friends. Blaggers i call em

 

[tip top toker]

Pissed up, trolleyed, smashed, mashed, sozzled, indeed, we've lots of terms for getting drunk in the UK I think it's great having 4 countries of such different personalities and such, in such close proximity, keeps things interesting.

 

[un named]

lol...sozzled. makes me think of a nice sausage and bread. butter bread insert sausage throw some bbq sause on it

 

[djlifeline]

Really? The fact sozzled made you think of a sausage made me LOL! No offence Is interesting the differences.

 

[tip top toker]

Sozzled makes me think of suasages as well. I guess possibly the onomatopoeic association. Sizzled, sozzled Sausages! I have some cold choquito's in the fridge from lat night. Yum

Shit faced, i also like that one.

 

[djlifeline]

I use 'out my tree' alot or one my friends use that makes no sense (probably why we use it) 'as drunk as your hat'.......... no hats need to be present and no hats where hurt in the drunken banter hahaha im so baked.

 

[rowlman]

Pissed up, trolleyed, smashed, mashed, sozzled, indeed, we've lots of terms for getting drunk in the UK I think it's great having 4 countries of such different personalities and such, in such close proximity, keeps things interesting.

My grandma used to tell me ," Your eyes look like two piss holes in a snow bank!"...when I would be ripped...that shit always made me laugh. It would of had to be bloody piss though, cuz my eyes were always red.

 

[Rj41]

lol...sozzled. makes me think of a nice sausage and bread. butter bread insert sausage throw some bbq sause on it

Weird..... made me think the same thing here.

If ya grow you will have SO CALLED friends. Blaggers i call em

We call 'em Insta-Friends.

 

[gopherbuddah]

My grandma used to tell me ," Your eyes look like two piss holes in a snow bank!"...when I would be ripped...that shit always made me laugh. It would of had to be bloody piss though, cuz my eyes were always red.

I remember in my teens my mother walking into the kitchen for coffee after a rough night and said her eyes felt like two piss holes in the snow. Me and my friend were all smoked out and thought that was the funniest shit ever.

 

[smokey mcsmokester]

Real true friends are far and few between... Who I thought was my best friend and grew up with since diapers tried to bang my wife behind my back....some friend huh lol....Good luck finding friends man....

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Pissed up, trolleyed, smashed, mashed, sozzled, indeed, we've lots of terms for getting drunk in the UK I think it's great having 4 countries of such different personalities and such, in such close proximity, keeps things interesting.

People I know only say 'pissed' and 'fucked up' is applicable to everything. I've heard 'smashed', 'bladdered' and 'shitfaced' is used like 'fucked up'x

Aw If I lived close I'd be your friend and cook Munchies for you. When I wanted to find stoner friends at uni I wore an Amsterdam t shirt. The next day this guy came wearing his t shirt, the day after called his presentation group Team HighGrade with green slides and that was that. We ended up smoking every break and lunch. Subtle stoner wear may help or just do what I do and roll smoke/openly and wait til someone runs up to you saying 'OMG you smoke too? I'vehad no one to smoke with...'

 

[tip top toker]

HAha, i'm perfectly happy smoking alone, people are normally just annoying. Like why do i have to roll every bloody joint, and if you roll it, why do you do such a shit job, here, i guess i'll just have to roll it. Hmph! That is the one thing about smoking with others that pisses me off, most of the time if someone pops over, i'll have my joint going, and when they sit down i'll hand them a jar of weed, papers etc, and they'll jut ignore it, lazy little fucks

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Ah... The small group of people who smoke with
me know the rule is bring your own, roll your own or if you're coming out on lunchbreak with me, I decide how many tokes they get. I just don't smoke with anyone who can't roll. Most of the time I smoke alone because I don't go out with friends and my smoking isn't an evening and weekends thing- I'm much like you Tip Top, but whatI hate is people complaining/commenting on everything. Or smoking your weed, saying they've had better and never offering anything.

 

[silasraven]

yep same here. not a single one of these on my end, had a couple but they just sat around and the other bitched at me for smoking ganja yet squares where ok. plus i need friends who dont gossip about anyones shit and promote happyness when im around them...o shit the hands went down.