Do you exist?

[Da Almighty Jew]

if the carpet below me, that has caught so many loads while i was watching porn, suddenly sprouted life....well not only would i exist but many more millions of me would exist as well.

wtf is wrong with you get some kleenex.

 

[eye exaggerate]

wtf is wrong with you get some kleenex.

...no sht, could you imagine if you were his buddy and wondering all these years why his carpet is so plush? I'd be using it to roll him up in