lets write rhymes...

sso

Well-Known Member
my house is tough
unlike those little pigs
the only thing your gonna huff
is shannons creamy jiz.
nothing ever happens to the wolf in the end
but go to his house
and youll quickly see that he wasnt playin...
i come for a knock and a smoke
but get offered a cock of some bloke
that you keep in your house
like some caged mouse..

all im saying,

if you arent playing

how did you get shannon´s cream?

and dont tell me its really just melted icecream..
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
I cant stand all of your rhyme schemes simplistic
ball gag in I rhyme better with a gimp lisp bitch
ordering seeds... from herbies drunk
yeah thats right... you heard me punks
I'm a goat with a hard on for wolf slash hot chick
half a globe away but you know I stash hot pics
of her flashin her ass in a thongs sayin my name
Sacrificin goats so fast, this aint a game
Filling up the spank bank with the super speed
Fill up a fat skank with my super seed
Bust so hard shoot the condom to her uterus
beat the pussy up with my furious super dick
leave a false name and a wrong number bitch
now she all tore up, numb and stuck with a twitch
Dippin out the back door never gon see me again
but god knows she gonna tell all of her friends...
neva on that crack, never on that blow
but for that mary jey you know am a ho
my rap maybe symplistic, but i got some flow
and every tuesday i meat up with ya ho
all day we do it, do it on the low,
for hours and hours, we never got to go
and if she try to leave, i toss her a stack a snow
for sure now she know, know how to blow
she try to kiss and hug i tell her bitch get low
down down close to the floor
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
What you think your the best, you got to be insane
your no luda , no kudi your no lilwayne
can't fuck with the titans, your so lil mayne
fuck with me , bitch am gonna bring the pain
but if you roll with me , hellz ya i make it rain
am on that fast lane, you still on the same
u got fucked by life, i fuckedv her hard, till the bitch came
no one know your name, you got small stacks, you got a lil game.
ohh man what a shame,al show you my friends, thats my 9 millimeter and that girl mary jane
i kno you cheap, you can't live on my lvl the price is very steep
fuck around fake gangsta you gon end up 6 feet deep
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
i come for a knock and a smoke
but get offered a cock of some bloke
that you keep in your house
like some caged mouse..

all im saying,

if you arent playing

how did you get shannon´s cream?

and dont tell me its really just melted icecream..
maybe he liked it, maybe twas just a dream
maybe its not what it seem, or he batting for the wrong team
speak a lot of crime, but most of it is steam
am the crime lord, learn from me i heal and redeem
if you need to know, i push that snow
push it push it like you will never know,
and am bout my dough, but i love my dro
i smoke that sativa, while stroking some bitch, named Angela
and when i make it rain, she need no umbrella
 

herbavor

Well-Known Member
as i murder my brain
and look for someone to blame
i maintain the insane
true game of a failure
purple haze in my veins, blazed
while ya compensate
i contemplate ya paperchase
mindstate wrist to razor
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
well al try some poetry cuz some ppl made it clear that rap is repetitive ( its about the rhythm and rhyme ppl) but wtf al take a hint

you can never choose what happens in your life
whether you been through pain and strife
or you sitting in a mantion wachimg movies with kidds and wife
but no matter what let no one get you down, i know some words hurt like the tip of a knife
i talk hard but am soft , never steal or beat, never taken a life
let that not fool you my life is plenty hard,
but i got a deck now i got to play my card
but i fucked up , did some dum shit like a retard
now am stuck in Africa, afraid of every thing , but got to admit thats am still a little fly
but al never cry, a always get by, i say fuck the haters lets get blazed and get high
this time am real this ain't no lie
and i can feel all your hate down to your rolling eye
but you gonna love me, next time no hate not even a sigh
not so good at it tho so am a say bye
and here is some parting wisdom, you never know till u try
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
as i murder my brain
and look for someone to blame
i maintain the insane
true game of a failure
purple haze in my veins, blazed
while ya compensate
i contemplate ya paperchase
mindstate wrist to razor
come on now lets fix your mental state
we ain't got the good life, but i know you want a taste
just do it real calm, no need for all the haste
put on some music and listen to the bass
then look in the mirror, look at ya face
you got to luv ya self, and that's it i hope,i think i won the case
if its money man, get up on the chase
got to be on the grind, never know what ya find
maybe yourself, cuz before, maybe you was blind
always go forward never look behind
the world if full of people some of em even kind
 

blazinkill504

Well-Known Member
I cant stand all of your rhyme schemes simplistic
ball gag in I rhyme better with a gimp lisp bitch
ordering seeds... from herbies drunk
yeah thats right... you heard me punks
I'm a goat with a hard on for wolf slash hot chick
half a globe away but you know I stash hot pics
of her flashin her ass in a thongs sayin my name
Sacrificin goats so fast, this aint a game
Filling up the spank bank with the super speed
Fill up a fat skank with my super seed
Bust so hard shoot the condom to her uterus
beat the pussy up with my furious super dick
leave a false name and a wrong number bitch
now she all tore up, numb and stuck with a twitch
Dippin out the back door never gon see me again
but god knows she gonna tell all of her friends...
talkin how i rhyme when yo shits A,B,A,B in time you'll find you aint on my level baby
this shit comes naturally
and thats a fact ya see
shit half the rap game aint spittin that heat like me
a dragons equivalency
yea ima monster on tha beat and a goon in that street
snatchin all yo cookies homie i gotta eat
and ill be damned if i get out-rhymed by a girl that say she a goat
but its mo likely ill get caught slippin and a nigga a cut my throat
i get comatose everyday an bet that shit'll neva happen
this shits really just to easy to talk about while rappin
dappin off mah wild round chillin round blowin a pound
if you was hearin the same beat i was you'd know how nice this shit sound haha
 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member
Y'all ain't even on my level so bitch stop this
Do I really need to school you on what hip hop is
How to flow I know you want to F-in-Shaggy
Your name says it all dude you are F'n Faggy
 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
I get no kick from champagne
Their alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true
I get a kick out of brew

[MF Doom]
There is only one beer left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me
Do a number on the label
Eat up all their MC's and drink 'em under the table like
It's on me
Put it on my tab kid
However you get there
Foot it, Cab it, Iron horse it
You leaving on your face forfeit
I crush the mic hold it like the heat he might toss it
Told him tell they stole it
 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
He told her he lost it
She told him get off it, and a bunch other more shit
Getting money
DT's be getting no new leads
It's like he eating watermelon stay spitting new seeds
It's da weed give me some of what he's drooping off
Soon as he wake up choking like it was whooping cough
The group been soft
First hour at the open bar and their trooping off
He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
She asked him to autograph her dareair
It read to wide load this yard bird taste like fried toad
Turned love villain
Take pride and code words
Crooked eye mold nerd geek with a cold heart
Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
Study how to eat to dine by the pizza guy
No he's not to fly to skeet in a skezzers eye
And squeeze her thigh
Maybe giver her curves a feel
And the same way she feel it when she flow with nerves of steel
They call him super when they need their back or plumbing fixed
Powers only one left the pack comes in six
Whatever happened to two and three
A hood tried to slide with four and five and got caught
Like what you doing G
Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy
Matter fact not for nothing right now you and me
Looser than a pair of adidas
I hope you bought your spare tweeters
MC's sound like cheerleaders
Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin
Dude can't do his thing again no matter how be blinging
You do it for the smelly hubbies
Seeds know what time it is like it's time for tellie tubbies
Few can do it even fewer can sell it
Take it from the dude who wears mask like a tarded helmet
He plots shows like robberies
In and out
One, two, three, no bodies please
Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
The mic is the shootie nobody move nobody get hurt
Bring heat like the boy I'm going to war
Came in the door, and everybody on the floor
A whole string of jobs like we are on tour
Every night on the store, coming from your liquor store.
 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member
talkin how i rhyme when yo shits A,B,A,B in time you'll find you aint on my level baby
this shit comes naturally
and thats a fact ya see
shit half the rap game aint spittin that heat like me
a dragons equivalency
yea ima monster on tha beat and a goon in that street
snatchin all yo cookies homie i gotta eat
and ill be damned if i get out-rhymed by a girl that say she a goat
but its mo likely ill get caught slippin and a nigga a cut my throat
i get comatose everyday an bet that shit'll neva happen
this shits really just to easy to talk about while rappin
dappin off mah wild round chillin round blowin a pound
if you was hearin the same beat i was you'd know how nice this shit sound haha

Holy fuck my dude... my shit ain't AB. Ay B?
It's usually AA, BB, you slay me, fake G
Hey we, may be, goin' at it, but you still wont catch a stray seed
I don't know what you're thinking but I ain't a she
I am a he, and try as you may b, you cant play me
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
step out my house with my fresh on
the hoes and the haters lookin cuz i got my stylez on
looking clean and you ain't got to ask what the fuck am on,
am on that marry and that jack,and you lookin fo a coupon
am always leaning but i come on when tha beat drop
concepts fill my head mofaka, i can't even stop
Got a lot of bitches, but my fav is hiphop
don't understand her but i love her, she makes me feel tip top
come up behindya all ya hear is the hamma drop
time is money, and all i hear is tick tock
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
sleeping in the hood ain't easy, i don't feel safe till my heat go click clack
if my homi get hit , you best beliv am a hit back
my choppa make you dance and a lil later am at the club in my mayback
in the sky nigga thats where i spend my day at
you bitches can't catch me cuz you way back
if you life poker then mine is black jack
 

mugan

Well-Known Member
this one is for my fave strain , NL


hey, .. look up in the sky
somethin flyin by, thats right that shit is no lie
that the northan light, the swisha stuffed like a pie
smoke it from now till the day i die
hit.... hit.. hit it thats right cuz i said so
in that black and white lookin like a crow
after the fun tell that ho i gotta go
ya its 420
ya bitch its 4 20, so we got to smoke plenty
sipin on that jack , hop up on my celly
talking in tha Merc, where the back has a tely
got the munchies, stop at chipotlle and am like get in my belly
me and my bad bitch so hot , turn ya eyes to jelly

always puff puff pass, then light up more grass
get high now we on mars get higher than we speakin to the stars
can' lock me up, to high to fly for bars
got my bad bitch, my dro all of my fuckingand cars

can't contain me bitch ya gonna need a lot of jars
 
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