tharoomman
Well-Known Member
And to the OP, you just need to jack off more..lol. Don't have any other options, unless you want to cheat on her. Nothing wrong with waiting.
I'm extremely sexually frustrated!!!!
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bblzs
Active Member
GOOGLE IT! hahha. It's a flash light and a pussy in one! Look it up forreal!
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
It looks like coming online to a forum full of men hoping for justification of a desire to cheat.
The Nth thread of this nature.
I could be completely wrong but...
The Nth thread of this nature.
I could be completely wrong but...
D.B.Doober
Active Member
I don't want to cheat on her!!!! She's the love of my life!!!! She's the mother of my child!!!! But we're not going to be able to be together for like 6-12 months I'm assuming...so this really fucking sucks. I don't know if she's having sex, or if she's not. I don't know if she would be upset or hurt if I had sex with another woman!!! This is fucking horrible!!!! And like I said jerking off is ridiculous now...it takes like 20 minutes to cum...it's a fucking joke. I am so frustrated.
D.B.Doober
Active Member
a mongo frog
Well-Known Member
Have u tried jacking off double fistted balancing a plate of jello on your head?
i bet itll work for u...
i bet itll work for u...
budlover13
King Tut
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brandon727272
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The Stranger: To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of mastrubation with said limb. Example: I gave myself the stranger last night.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the stranger
PS: Doesn't work FYI, numbness wears off too quickly!
lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the stranger
PS: Doesn't work FYI, numbness wears off too quickly!
lol
laserbrn
Well-Known Member
Dude....who cares? Is your chick in jail or what? Seems like that's what this is about. Just bang someone else and make sure she doesn't find out about it. That's the reality of life. She'll know you did it anyway and if she's smart she'll never ask. If she's locked up you can do whatever the hell you want.
D.B.Doober
Active Member
she's putting a chemical in my pot or coffee that causes me to get serious erections and be horny but last longer...like it becomes almost impossible to ejaculate. I almost passed out in the shower. It took me like 10 minutes to cum...whereas it usually takes 30 seconds. The chemical also controls my weight...causes me to not be hungry.
I think she's prepping me (again)...so that I lose weight and can be good in bed when we finally get together again. Or, she wants me to meet another woman...and wants to prepare me for it...so I'm lean and healthy and great in bed.
I'm not sure though...the chemical causes me to almost not ejaculate at all...I mean it was a good 10 minutes of serious jerking off...with a porn going on the phone and the headphones on. It was like I could NOT ejaculate.
Now, I'm no doctor, but not being able to ejaculate is...a lot different than DELAYING ejaculation. So why would she want me to not be able to ejaculate at all?
I'm being reasonable when I say that we probably won't be together for like 6 months to a year...I have my anger management and substance abuse stuff to deal with...and I don't wan't to/can't be in my kid's life until I'm totally healthy.
So, I don't understand what she's up to.
I do know she loves me, tremendously and unconditionally...and I need to trust her no matter what. So I'm going to do just that. But I'm really scared of what the chemical does to me...I mean I almost DIED in the shower...I was watching the porn on the phone and the water was hot and it was like a sauna and after 10 minutes or so of serious stroking I started to get really dizzy and light headed and felt like I was going to faint. I almost did after I came...I had to hold onto the shower curtain rail for a second.
So I'm just really fucking scared and I just pray that this doesn't kill me or land me in the looney bin because I can't get a stress release from masturbating. Again, I know she loves me without question...I just wish she would tell me what she's up to.
If this is about losing weight and getting ready to be a sexual dynamo, then I'm totally in. I will do anything for her, I love her and she gave me a child. I just would really like to have sex sometime soon. I really need it...just the smell of a woman again...the softness of her breasts...the silkiness of her hair...beautiful eyes...I need that! And not having it and being pretty much substance free (still on nicotine and pot at night and weekends) is really fucking difficult.
I think she's prepping me (again)...so that I lose weight and can be good in bed when we finally get together again. Or, she wants me to meet another woman...and wants to prepare me for it...so I'm lean and healthy and great in bed.
I'm not sure though...the chemical causes me to almost not ejaculate at all...I mean it was a good 10 minutes of serious jerking off...with a porn going on the phone and the headphones on. It was like I could NOT ejaculate.
Now, I'm no doctor, but not being able to ejaculate is...a lot different than DELAYING ejaculation. So why would she want me to not be able to ejaculate at all?
I'm being reasonable when I say that we probably won't be together for like 6 months to a year...I have my anger management and substance abuse stuff to deal with...and I don't wan't to/can't be in my kid's life until I'm totally healthy.
So, I don't understand what she's up to.
I do know she loves me, tremendously and unconditionally...and I need to trust her no matter what. So I'm going to do just that. But I'm really scared of what the chemical does to me...I mean I almost DIED in the shower...I was watching the porn on the phone and the water was hot and it was like a sauna and after 10 minutes or so of serious stroking I started to get really dizzy and light headed and felt like I was going to faint. I almost did after I came...I had to hold onto the shower curtain rail for a second.
So I'm just really fucking scared and I just pray that this doesn't kill me or land me in the looney bin because I can't get a stress release from masturbating. Again, I know she loves me without question...I just wish she would tell me what she's up to.
If this is about losing weight and getting ready to be a sexual dynamo, then I'm totally in. I will do anything for her, I love her and she gave me a child. I just would really like to have sex sometime soon. I really need it...just the smell of a woman again...the softness of her breasts...the silkiness of her hair...beautiful eyes...I need that! And not having it and being pretty much substance free (still on nicotine and pot at night and weekends) is really fucking difficult.
D.B.Doober
Active Member
Also, there may be another explanation...my friend from back in the day...he's like convinced or tried to convince my daughter's mother that I'm either bisexual and gay and that's why I broke up with her. They also know I'm into watching porn with small chicks getting boned by big dicks...but what man doesn't????? So they might think, or rather my old friend may think that I'm gay or whatever because of that also. So they may be trying to make it so that I'm unable to masturbate/ejaculate when thinking about or looking at women...and trying to condition me into being gay.
I do not like men. I didn't really have a male role model growing up, but I am definitely not gay. The thought of a man touching me or my penis is revolting...it does not make me excited..to the contrary.
So, if the last post I made is actually what's going on...that they're conditioning me to be gay, I am out of here and they can all go fuck themselves. I left her because she CRIPPLED me and I was afraid of getting hurt again.
I pray she's prepping me to lose weight and be able to handle making love for more than 30 seconds. I pray to God. That's all I can do. And I have to trust her though....so I'm really fucking angry. I've never had to trust anyone...I just usually move on. I don't like having people be in my life to a point that I depend on them and need them...because they always end up leaving.
I'm just really scared.
I love her so much. And if she isn't going to be able to be with me I hope that she will allow me to start a family with another woman. I'd really like to have her as my wife...I mean it's everything I ever dreamed of...and my kid! But I'm just not sure what's she's up to and I'm either going to end up a weekend dad or married to this woman...which are two totally opposite things...and not knowing is really difficult to deal with.
Also, she did this to me before...and I ended up having a nervous breakdown and got thrown in the looney bin for a month. So, I'm not sure what to do at this point. What do you guys think? Get out of town? Hope that she's getting me ready to be her partner? Start smoking more weed?
I do not like men. I didn't really have a male role model growing up, but I am definitely not gay. The thought of a man touching me or my penis is revolting...it does not make me excited..to the contrary.
So, if the last post I made is actually what's going on...that they're conditioning me to be gay, I am out of here and they can all go fuck themselves. I left her because she CRIPPLED me and I was afraid of getting hurt again.
I pray she's prepping me to lose weight and be able to handle making love for more than 30 seconds. I pray to God. That's all I can do. And I have to trust her though....so I'm really fucking angry. I've never had to trust anyone...I just usually move on. I don't like having people be in my life to a point that I depend on them and need them...because they always end up leaving.
I'm just really scared.
I love her so much. And if she isn't going to be able to be with me I hope that she will allow me to start a family with another woman. I'd really like to have her as my wife...I mean it's everything I ever dreamed of...and my kid! But I'm just not sure what's she's up to and I'm either going to end up a weekend dad or married to this woman...which are two totally opposite things...and not knowing is really difficult to deal with.
Also, she did this to me before...and I ended up having a nervous breakdown and got thrown in the looney bin for a month. So, I'm not sure what to do at this point. What do you guys think? Get out of town? Hope that she's getting me ready to be her partner? Start smoking more weed?
april
Pickle Queen
I truly think u should find someone to talk with, I'm trying to understand what ur situation is to maybe offer some kind words or advice but your all over the place muffin 
So a close friend is trying to convince u and ur ex g/f that u are gay because u like watching small chicks getting fucked by a big penis?
And for some reason this caused u to break up with her?
How is she putting something in ur cofffee if she's gone? where is she? if u broke up how to u know u will see her in 6-12 months?
OMG i'm so confused but i can see ur upset and i would love to properly understand what ur asking?
Maybe u need to see a doctor or therapist for sexual addiction
Why is being gay so wrong? is true love wrong if it's found between 2 men?
So a close friend is trying to convince u and ur ex g/f that u are gay because u like watching small chicks getting fucked by a big penis?
And for some reason this caused u to break up with her?
How is she putting something in ur cofffee if she's gone? where is she? if u broke up how to u know u will see her in 6-12 months?
OMG i'm so confused but i can see ur upset and i would love to properly understand what ur asking?
Maybe u need to see a doctor or therapist for sexual addiction
Why is being gay so wrong? is true love wrong if it's found between 2 men?
D.B.Doober
Active Member
oh and also, about a month ago I was going to post a m4w casual encounter ad, so I downloaded a picture of a big weiner to use in my add (at the time I was on the sleeping pills and basically impotent, so a real picture was out of the question). She found out...and I think she thinks I downloaded the picture like...for myself..to like look at...when it was actually to use in a personals ad. I can't remember if I ended up posting the ad or not. But yeah, I'm getting some bad mojo from all of this.