Weirdest Sexual Request You Got?

farway

farway

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i've had a couple gf's who were into the rape thing. it's not really my thing tho, so i never did it.

oh, and i had another gf one time who had sex with me while i was asleep. it was pretty weird cause i didn't totally wake up, i just had a hard on and she started riding me in my sleep. but it was cool at the same time, sex and sleep are two of my favourite things!
 
DND

DND

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Yeahh, worrd
I remember I met this one bitch
Cause you know me I don't see how I'm the nasty motherfucker
I just thought I thought I'da did anything in the world (yeh?)
I meets this one bitch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever
The bitch got the candles lit or whatever, so
She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever
So I'm like WHASSUP whatchu wanna yaknahmsayin
I'm read to wear it out or whatever (kssss)
The bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her! [laughing]
Ya know shit I was like whatchu mean shit?
I mean I might shit on you after I, hit it I won't call you no more
Shit on you like that [more laughing]
She talkin about no she want me to cock over her
And shit, on her stomach! [laughing through his teeth]
I said bitch what the, what the fuck??
What the fuck I'm sposed to do after I after I shit on her
I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wilding out so after I shits on the bitch right
[both start laughing]
Ya know I shit, after I shits on the bitch
The bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever
(Ohhh shit!)
 
Mr. Maryjane

Mr. Maryjane

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storm front, I get kinda numb to pain when I smoke, so I was only confused. and for sure If I ever see that chick again I'm doin that again. I did have a nasty gash on my forehead after it though. but it was definately worth it.
 
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spoot

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i was a kid, touring around the country and came across this woman that was a lot older than i. i was 16-17 she was around 30-35 but very hot. she took me to her house outside of LA (big fucking mansion) i guess her man was gone on business. so we're in her bedroom (bigger than my house) then got naked and left the room with me in it. she came back with a bowl full of pealed plums. i asked what was going on and she said that she wanted me to throw them at her ass from across the room. i thought for a moment "this is one crazy bitch" but then said "give me the bowl" she went over to the door and bent over with her hands on the door and ass in the air. the first two missed......the third DIRECT HIT!! after all the plums were smashed she gave me the craziest head i've ever had. i'm 32 years old now and still that was the craziest shit ever.
 
DND

DND

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spoot said:
i was a kid, touring around the country and came across this woman that was a lot older than i. i was 16-17 she was around 30-35 but very hot. she took me to her house outside of LA (big fucking mansion) i guess her man was gone on business. so we're in her bedroom (bigger than my house) then got naked and left the room with me in it. she came back with a bowl full of pealed plums. i asked what was going on and she said that she wanted me to throw them at her ass from across the room. i thought for a moment "this is one crazy bitch" but then said "give me the bowl" she went over to the door and bent over with her hands on the door and ass in the air. the first two missed......the third DIRECT HIT!! after all the plums were smashed she gave me the craziest head i've ever had. i'm 32 years old now and still that was the craziest shit ever.
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What the FUCK? Wasting perfectly good plums should be a sin. :bigjoint:
 
farway

farway

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oh yeah. another crazy request i had was from a gf who wanted me to find random things in our apartment to stick in her cunny so that she could guess what they were. at first it was fun, but i got bored real fast...."let's just do it already!"
 
aeroponics

aeroponics

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LOL this one girl mind you it was the first time i fucked her. we were on the h floor and im fucking the shit out of her and she is like come on harder... so im doin it pretty much as hard as I can and she is like dead serious not even enjoying it that much.... HARDER harder... "come on I no you can fuck me harder" not to mention im pretty built and a pretty big guy. 6 foot 220.... so I am smashing this bitch with all my might it actually hurts my dick im getting rug burn im pulling my dick out right untill the head is like out of the pussy and then im ramming it full speed hard as I can as if man kind depended on me fucking her as hard as I could lol this went on for about twenty minutes and im sweating like a pig and had to stop the next day I could barely walk...Bruises on my thighs rug burn. and my dick hurt to touch or get hard it was pretty crazy... and it may not sound like much but it was crazier than the girls who wanted me to piss lol
 
pinksensa

pinksensa

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and did you piss on them??:mrgreen::blsmoke:

aeroponics said:
LOL this one girl mind you it was the first time i fucked her. we were on the h floor and im fucking the shit out of her and she is like come on harder... so im doin it pretty much as hard as I can and she is like dead serious not even enjoying it that much.... HARDER harder... "come on I no you can fuck me harder" not to mention im pretty built and a pretty big guy. 6 foot 220.... so I am smashing this bitch with all my might it actually hurts my dick im getting rug burn im pulling my dick out right untill the head is like out of the pussy and then im ramming it full speed hard as I can as if man kind depended on me fucking her as hard as I could lol this went on for about twenty minutes and im sweating like a pig and had to stop the next day I could barely walk...Bruises on my thighs rug burn. and my dick hurt to touch or get hard it was pretty crazy... and it may not sound like much but it was crazier than the girls who wanted me to piss lol
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gotdamunchies

gotdamunchies

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When I was about 22 I had this chick I worked with who was about 10 years older than me, ask me to video tape her while I was fuckin her, promising me that I could hold the camera and would never be in the shot. So I figured what the hell...

The whole time I was fucking her she was looking right in the camera telling her soon-to-be ex-huband what an asshole he was, how he never fucked her the right way, how small his dick was, and on and on and on....she showed it to him and they divorced.

At the time I didnt really give a shit, because I didnt know the guy...but as my twisted fuckin luck would have it, about 2 years later this couple moved into the apartment below me, and you guessed it, it was the ex-husband, and the chick that I had banged:spew:
My lease was up 2 months later and I moved the fuck right outta there...this dude was about 6'5" 300 lbs, all muscle and scary as shit..I knew if I stayed that they would eventually get into a fight and she would tell dude that the guy in the video was me and he would come kick my fuckin door in one day and beat the shit outta me...that was the longest 2 months of my life:peace:
 
aeroponics

aeroponics

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ok check this out. I banged this woman I was 18 she was 35. I dumped my goo on her stomach and said a few seconds later here let me get somthin to wipe it of cause she was just lying there..... so she says "O so your one of those guys?" and I was stunned didnt no what to think...Then she takes my cum and rubs it all over her belly like it was nuthin and went to sleep and that was it LOL kinda weird huh?
 
Stormfront

Stormfront

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boooky said:
I couldnt agree more.....When they bite at jizzims in the air like a dog on a sprinkler its awsome... If they expect me to go down they better be ready to play catch its only fair....
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LMAO got me rollin, i had this chick ask me how far i could blast from and have it still hit her, so i had her lay on the floor bout 5 feet away when i was finished plowin her and busted it...slow motion in an arch... that shit landed right in her eye and all i can clearly see when i think of it was when she tried to stand up she was temporarily blind and tripped an fell down, i wanted to help her but i was dyin lol
 
FilthyFletch

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
I got these beat. 19 years old I always had tons of female kickin it buddies.I also always had tons of weed go figure lol anyways My friend has this party house so about 40 of us were there drinking and shit so I ggot out a 1/2 b and welll made the party fun then very sleepy.Its all dark music is playing some nice marley black lighs on and few girls and me are smoking away we were blowed had t have been about retarded from smoking.We kinda feel alsleep on the couch me and 4 girls.I remembered feeling something kinda rubbing on my leg and thigh and in my head I was just figuring it was them as we had all had fun together before I kinda opened my eyes in a high state and saw it was 2 other girls moms who had showed up at the party.Ok first off I wqas freaked as I had a qp on a tray I fell asleep with on my lap 4 partially naked girls sleeping on me and I wake up to 2 moms I knew granted they were single moms and hot like thier daughters.They knew me and I had a rep around to be who you found to get herbs.They made me get up and I thought I was in some trouble for getting everyone high and unconscious.They just walked in the house since the door wasnt locked and they knew it was a party house.Well long story short they wanted weed for free and I wasnt really wanting to give it up so basically I got molested by both until I said Id smoke with them upstairs.Hand to god that was my first threesome with the mothers of girls I had also slept with in 3 some too lol.So basically I had already had 3 some with these 2 moms daughters which was fun and then they had thier way with me.I was so high and my mind was so not processing what was happening but I fucking smile stayed on my face the whole time switching doggy style back and forth.That was agreat aprty and was well woth the weed lol
 
Cheese x Kush

Cheese x Kush

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I know a girl that went with this Country boy after a all night rave and he asked her would she watch him fuck a frozen turkey lmao

I think she watched him lol
 
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