Insomniacs Unite!!!!

[Dizzle Frost]

I can do that with Mexican food....i can eat a whole plate and it will turn to vapor shortly after

 

[Metasynth]

I telling you...I've been practicing magic too...just bring me some bud and 'POOF' I can make it disappear before your very eyes...but I can't bring it back.

I can change bud into black goo, which I store in my lungs until needed...

Never know when you're gonna get into a Llama fight!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I can change bud into black goo, whicjh I store in my luings until needed...

Never know when you're gonna get into a llama fight!

i love alchemy...i cant turn green into gold

 

[Metasynth]

i love alchemy...i cant turn green into gold

Green bud into green paper, exchange green paper for gold!

Winner!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Green bud into green paper, exchange green paper for gold!

Winner!

Alchemy for the WIN!

 

[rowlman]

Or just sell the bud and by gold...but that takes the fun out of it.
You have to stare at the bud for 2 hours thinking "gold,gold,gold"

 

[Metasynth]

Or just sell the bud and by gold...but that takes the fun out of it.
You have to stare at the bud for 2 hours thinking "gold,gold,gold"

And go into the bathroom, turn on the hot watrer and wait for the mirror to fog up...Chant "Dlog Dlog Dlog, Gold Gold Gold" three times, and when you wake up, you liver is missing? Aw shit!

 

[rowlman]

shhh...your giving away my organ harvesting tricks...I'll never lure anyone in the bathroom again with that talk.

 

[jonblaze420]

You can make a urine philosopher's stone rock and use it to create as much gold as you want.

 

[rowlman]

A golden rock sounds tasty right about now

 

[jonblaze420]

A golden urine rock?

 

[rowlman]

Nope...a golden swiss cheese looking rock.

 

[jonblaze420]

A piece of cheese?

 

[rowlman]

Joking my friend.

 

[rowlman]

A piece of cheese?

lol...you really wanna know?? swiss cheese was slang for good crack in the late 80's( in my area) because of it's look...I just joke about it, not smoke it anymore...it's fun to tease myself about it though...feel free to take shots at me...i love it!!

 

[rowlman]

Just took my hash screens from my last mix, I never cleaned them...I rubbed them together over a class table and got like three nice bowls worth...nice rainbow hash, I go smoke now.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

nice score Rowl lol

 

[rowlman]

Ya, got me baked off one nice bowl and some of that Hawaiian Hash bud I picked up...the Hawaiian isn't that great though, wasn't cured right, those stupid fuckers! But it was all they had, those stupid fuckers!...what kind of dispensary has only one strain at 4:00 on a saturday?, a stupid fuckin one. But they have my tinctures...so...

 

[Dizzle Frost]

i got soem Hawiian beans here...been meaning to pop em...maybe i will lol

 

[rowlman]

Hawaiian is nice, but this batch was alittle dry for a picky fucker like me. But I got it for $11 a gram. What kind you have. I have 3 Hawaiian Haze seeds...and G13 Haze seeds, which I guess is Hawaiian. This was Hawaiian Hash bud...lol...fuckin names they come up with. I wonder how a strain called "Nana's Diaper" would sell?...or "Assrot Kush"?