My girlfriend ate a dog....

[sso]

I like women, that sweet sweet pussy.

oh come on, there is just Nothing sexier than a hairy big ass with big balls and dick dangling between em thighs

 

[Orithil]

oh come on, there is just Nothing sexier than a hairy big ass with big balls and dick dangling between em thighs

It's probably because I'm high, but I gave that a lot of thought. Just wanted to let you know I made the right choice in life, I was made to love women.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

It's probably because I'm high, but I gave that a lot of thought. Just wanted to let you know I made the right choice in life, I was made to love women.

I was made to love one man, and one man only.

 

[Hepheastus420]

oh come on, there is just Nothing sexier than a hairy big ass with big balls and dick dangling between em thighs

Oh yeah?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Oh yeah?

She's not shaved.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I was made to love one man, and one man only.

And who's this one guy?

 

[sso]

It's probably because I'm high, but I gave that a lot of thought. Just wanted to let you know I made the right choice in life, I was made to love women.

yeah, gave it some thought when i was younger and yes, dick dont do nothing for me and neither does a hairy ass.

not that into tits but a nice shapely ass and vagina does do it for me (the vagina is a must though)

 

[sso]

I was made to love one man, and one man only.

i was gonna say congrats, but somehow im suspecting you are talking about yours truly and meaning you

 

[Hepheastus420]

She's not shaved.

You know you would bang the shit out of her crypt.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

And who's this one guy?

I'm not telling. But I see him every day. He's practically with me 24/7. I even see him when I look into the mirror, when I look into his eyes, I just know I'm home.

 

[Hepheastus420]

i was gonna say congrats, but somehow im suspecting you are talking about yours truly and meaning you

I'm in the same boat as you on this lol.

 

[sso]

thats one gorgeous gal heph yeah, quite the eyes. (not to mention the rest)

though i wonder if its photoshopped

 

[Hepheastus420]

I'm not telling. But I see him every day. He's practically with me 24/7. I even see him when I look into the mirror, when I look into his eyes, I just know I'm home.

so either it's your dad, brother, or spouse....

 

[sso]

I'm not telling. But I see him every day. He's practically with me 24/7. I even see him when I look into the mirror, when I look into his eyes, I just know I'm home.

well, it Is a must, loving yourself.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

You know you would bang the shit out of her crypt.

I loathe blondes.

But I did fall in love in my diminutive years every time I watched this scene.
[video=youtube;vqClWdOcWog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqClWdOcWog[/video]

 

[Hepheastus420]

thats one gorgeous gal heph yeah, quite the eyes. (not to mention the rest)

though i wonder if its photoshopped

I would rather not think about it haha.

 

[sso]

thats a quite unique chick crypty, understandable.

no, wait,you were talking about marty feldman.. doh

 

[Shannon Alexander]

of course it is photoshopped... but she has the number 1 qualifier... a vagina...

 

[Hepheastus420]

I loathe blondes.

But I did fall in love in my diminutive years every time I watched this scene.
[video=youtube;vqClWdOcWog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqClWdOcWog[/video]

My hair type preference goes like this:
1: brunettes.
2: red haired girls (not exactly gingers lol).
3: blondes.

 

[sso]

of course it is photoshopped... but she has the number 1 qualifier... a vagina...

mjeh, get with enough girls and that becomes less of a qualifier. (same looks..)