My girlfriend ate a dog....

[Shannon Alexander]

I never said good night. No, that sounds mean. He knows I meant to say it.

I just woke up. What the fuck have I managed to do so wrong already.

Nothing sweetheart... Don't fret about it...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Oh crypt you're on a roll tonight lol. You have me cracking up.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

look cute12345

 

[sso]

Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down. You're throwing in these extra words and such...

dehydrated beef?

 

[sso]

they say all dogs resemble their owners, but this is ridiculous...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

dehydrated beef?

Warmer.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

That is the most awesome dog I have ever seen

 

[Hepheastus420]

Damn it, my girl ate this lol.

See guys, I'm fine with my girl eating that, that's how well off we are. So no need to bring up our relationship.

 

[sso]

Warmer.

well, arent we talking dried meat thats wishing to become jerked beef?

pluss dehydrated beef is just classier

 

[sso]

though i must say, i like carne just fine. nice guy.

but whats with this fascination with the fellah, you become "curious" in your old age?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

though i must say, i like carne just fine. nice guy.

but whats with this fascination with the fellah, you become "curious" in your old age?

Absolutely. Hey, I might look like a decrepit old fuck, but I'm young at heart damn't. Wait, I need to double check.... that it's.... eh... yep! Still got it and still beating strong!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I think Kuroi ran off to give some random guy a handy.

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

ohh an old fashion

 

[sso]

Absolutely. Hey, I might look like a decrepit old fuck, but I'm young at heart damn't. Wait, I need to double check.... that it's.... eh... yep! Still got it and still beating strong!

like i said, i thought you were much younger and looked at right, thats quite the compliment

oh dont worry, i think you will make a fantastic pillowbiter and sausagemuncher

 

[Hepheastus420]

Oh shake weights are great for women lol.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

like i said, i thought you were much younger and looked at right, thats quite the compliment

oh dont worry, i think you will make a fantastic pillowbiter and sausagemuncher

And you as well sir.

 

[sso]

And you as well sir.

oh absolutely jolly good fun twice a night, preferably

 

[Hepheastus420]

I like women, that sweet sweet pussy.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Who like my avatar?

 

[sso]

its deliciously sarcastically ironic