Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

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xKuroiTaimax

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You insatiable man-creatures. When she asked me for 'an introductory post to the world of bisexuality' I sent her this:

'There comes a time in a young woman's life when she realises why men feel so justified as to ravish whom they please, they weaken at the innuendo in most modern advertising and the internet is inundated with lesbian porn enjoyed by both genders

She realises... Women are sexy.

Men are fools, but they have penises and higher salaries. But what everyone is really interested in is tits.'


Then she replied saying, 'Beautiful. But I meant as in, will you fuck me?'


I forgot how much an ounce of weed stinks lol. Good thing I brought a large cupcake shaped tin to stuff it into.

So I think shopkeeper was hitting on my when I bought some blunt wraps and looking at all my photo card ID, he said he'll hook me up, right as a police officer decides to just walk in and stand around while I've got 30g in my little bag X3

What a day. It's only lunch time.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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lol...I was joking, but that dirty talk will always get those responses...it's a bunch of stoners, what do expect?

...whats for lunch?
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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I have a question, probably for you rowlman... ok I did a transplant this morning, two actually... both went terribly wrong... i'm still pretty ill, but I'm smoking some hash that is making me feel much better... what happened was,

BOTH my bubble gums were like rooted into the pot, so instead of nice strong root ball, most of the roots ripped away and stayed in pot... ;( sooooo pissed am I...*hash induced yoda* my pregunta is...are my babies gonna be ok??


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jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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Yeah they'll be fine they just will need a little bit of time to recover from the shock. Don't sweat it smokinheavy they look good.
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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the one in the middle back and the one to the left of it were the same size... the left is horrible genetics... FU** PITBULL and anyone who makes them...

heres another pit bull

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I haven't had these kinda probs with anything...
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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The soil it is in doesnt have perlite, and it has compacted, it is actually only a couple weeks from harvest... I had too much in there with not enough light, I though maybe lst would get the sides to grow in 3-4 weeks hope fully... just trying different stuff... i'm on page 57 of the cervantas or whatever his name is bible now... dowloaded and decided to read it since i've been growin for like 5 months hahaha
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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There's something wrong if that plant is close to harvest!! We need to assess your growing strategy and supplies so your plants have a much higher yield.
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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jonblaze420 said:
There's something wrong if that plant is close to harvest!! We need to assess your growing strategy and supplies so your plants have a much higher yield.
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I'm all jammed up in an apartment atm, and until I move and hook up this 1000 I think I'm just trying to figure out my soil mix and watering schedule etc.. i think i do pretty well considering...

i do know i should be gettin .5 gram per watt which should be a little over 7 oz ;(
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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smokinheavy79 said:
I'm all jammed up in an apartment atm, and until I move and hook up this 1000 I think I'm just trying to figure out my soil mix and watering schedule etc.. i think i do pretty well considering...

i do know i should be gettin .5 gram per watt which should be a little over 7 oz ;(
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Try FF Happy Frog, and unless those buckets have big holes in the bottom of them for drainage i'd ditch those too next time. buy pots from a nursery or something.

make sure when you water you get run off.


and yeah a 1000w would help a lot too.

that plant 'close to harvest' looks like about .5grams :-P
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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jonblaze420 said:
Try FF Happy Frog, and unless those buckets have big holes in the bottom of them for drainage i'd ditch those too next time. buy pots from a nursery or something.

make sure when you water you get run off.

that plant 'close to harvest' looks like about .5grams

lol
and yeah a 1000w would help a lot too.
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they drain terrific, and were 2 dollars ;) I use an organic jungle grow mixed with perlite, and that seems to do pretty good. I screwed up before addin nutrients when it wasn't needed and I think I messed up my soil.
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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smokinheavy79 said:
they drain terrific, and were 2 dollars ;) I use an organic jungle grow mixed with perlite, and that seems to do pretty good. I screwed up before addin nutrients when it wasn't needed and I think I messed up my soil.
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what kind of nutrients? if you can find roots organics line of nutrients i definitely recommend using. the organic nutes yield better and with better tasting buds i've found.

glad they drain okay, i'd seriously recommend trying another type of soil. i recommend happy frog because it has mycrorizae already in it to help with root growth.
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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jonblaze420 said:
what kind of nutrients? if you can find roots organics line of nutrients i definitely recommend using. the organic nutes yield better and with better tasting buds i've found.

glad they drain okay, i'd seriously recommend trying another type of soil. i recommend happy frog because it has mycrorizae already in it to help with root growth.
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i have some schultz... 10-15-10 and 2-7-7 I'm going to look up that soil
 
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