Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

[Metasynth]

I bet you say that to all the strangers on the internet that accidentally imply that they wished they were in between yourself and Kuroi...

and once more I'm gonna go sacrifice a goat... back in 5...

So we decided sacrificing a goat is what Shannon calls beating off, right?

 

[jonblaze420]

So we decided sacrificing a goat is what Shannon calls beating off, right?

Hey, I remember that thread!

 

[Matt Rize]

i <3 the ladies of RIU, the guys... m'eh.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

So we decided sacrificing a goat is what Shannon calls beating off, right?

you caught me... Oh the shame...

 

[Metasynth]

Hey, I remember that thread!

I only remember nothing, anyone who says they remember that party wasn't actually there...

 

[smokinheavy79]

yea we can refering to jacking dick as slaughtering goats, but dont say f*g... fuck im loaded

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

i <3 the ladies of RIU, the guys... m'eh.

So what you said to me was all in vain?

 

[jonblaze420]

you caught me... Oh the shame...

Someone please go back to that thread and reference Shannon comparing themself to a dying goat squealing when they jack off?

Pure gold.

 

[smokinheavy79]

I only remember nothing, anyone who says they remember that party wasn't actually there...

yea... smart people can get wasted AND remember stuff... its ok, its rare to find us.

 

[jonblaze420]

I only remember nothing, anyone who says they remember that party wasn't actually there...

I'm always honest and I was there and I saw it!

 

[Metasynth]

you caught me... Oh the shame...

No, it's totally cool, I'm gonna make my lady sacrafice the goat later on...now where's the glue and googly stick on eyes.....

 

[Shannon Alexander]

yea we can refering to jacking dick as slaughtering goats, but dont say f*g... fuck im loaded

You may be loaded... but me... not so much right now...

 

[jonblaze420]

No, it's totally cool, I'm gonna make my lady sacrafice the goat later on...now where's the glue and googly stick on eyes.....

Don't use a real knife please! I don't want this on my conscience!

 

[smokinheavy79]

Someone please go back to that thread and reference Shannon comparing themself to a dying goat squealing when they jack off?

Pure gold.

i want to...i just am so drunk... i really need a couple more 40's... miller lite, you cheap whore...

 

[jonblaze420]

You may be loaded... but me... not so much right now...

Can we poke sober folks with sticks on here? I'd like that...

 

[Metasynth]

yea... smart people can get wasted AND remember stuff... its ok, its rare to find us.

Ooohh. I see what you did there...Zing!!

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Someone please go back to that thread and reference Shannon comparing themself to a dying goat squealing when they jack off?

Pure gold.

When I saw the thread about sacrificing a goat I orginaly thought it was a euphemism like bashing the bishop or choking the chicken... I was gonna answer most likely 3 to 4 times... but this thread isn't about that so I wont...

Lol who refers to whacking off slaughtering a goat?

I feel bad for your dick.

Lalalalalalala....

 

[jonblaze420]

i want to...i just am so drunk... i really need a couple more 40's... miller lite, you cheap whore...

I'm drinking something called Bass and I just got another bag of some stinky smelling awesome tasting weed

 

[smokinheavy79]

No, it's totally cool, I'm gonna make my lady sacrafice the goat later on...now where's the glue and googly stick on eyes.....

damn, even your sex life is remedial... haha jk

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

You may be loaded... but me... not so much right now...

If you came over here I'd get you loaded.