Anybody Sacrificing Today

[smokinheavy79]

Why do people say Happy Halloween? Shouldn't it be, Have a Fucked and Bloody Halloween?

 

[rowlman]

Mmmmm....warm goat blood. Takes me back to the good ole days!

 

[smokinheavy79]

I know right...and the way the cloak feels on your junk... perfect for the "dick slang" dance.

 

[rowlman]

...and wearing the warm carcus around, pretending to be the goat...that was my favorite part.

 

[smokinheavy79]

This year we were able to find a baby goat so we can put the little goat carcass on the baby for halloween... side note: A. Crowley made goats have sex with his wife, and when the goat came he cut it's throat and bled it out on his wifes back...

 

[rowlman]

...is that wrong?...sounds tasty.
The little one will look great in fresh goat too!...Happy Halloween motherfuckers!

 

[smokinheavy79]

Bwahaha...

 

[jamboss]

No goats, three chickens (done already) and a sheep at exact noon.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

My friend is Wiccan, so she will be doing all kinds of rituals and getting out all the incense. I'm a werewolf so it's just another day at the office for me.

 

[UncleBuck]

Anybody sacrificing a goat today?

yep, just like i do every monday.

 

[smokinheavy79]

I thought I was the only one that did goat-slaughter monday!!

 

[UncleBuck]

I thought I was the only one that did goat-slaughter monday!!

you should come over on man pile thursdays.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

When I saw the thread about sacrificing a goat I orginaly thought it was a euphemism like bashing the bishop or choking the chicken... I was gonna answer most likely 3 to 4 times... but this thread isn't about that so I wont...

 

[jonblaze420]

Lol who refers to whacking off slaughtering a goat?

I feel bad for your dick.

 

[smokinheavy79]

Lol who refers to whacking off slaughtering a goat?

I feel bad for your dick.

I just slaughtered my goat to some wicked nasty fat girl porn...



hope this aint too sexual for this site...

 

[Shannon Alexander]

You can't seriously tell me that I'm the only guy that sounds like a dying goat, stuttering and stammering in a higher pitched voice when I do my thang...

 

[smokinheavy79]

You can't seriously tell me that I'm the only guy that sounds like a dying goat, stuttering and stammering in a higher pitched voice when I do my thang...

ummmm... ... ... ...

 

[jonblaze420]

No I don't think it is.

"Did he really just slaughter a goat?" is what I was thinking at first though.

I thought you slaughtered your goat and had nasty fat chick porn on as part of your goat slaughtering ritual or something?

Then I remembered the post above it, and had a Revelation.

 

[jonblaze420]

You can't seriously tell me that I'm the only guy that sounds like a dying goat, stuttering and stammering in a higher pitched voice when I do my thang...

You're the first I've heard of.

 

[smokinheavy79]

No I don't think it is.

"Did he really just slaughter a goat?" is what I was thinking at first though.

I thought you slaughtered your goat and had nasty fat chick porn on as part of your goat slaughtering ritual or something?

Then I remembered the post above it, and had a Revelation.

HAHAHAHAHA! I need to get drunk before we go to get our free candy

dude that was REALLY funny btw...