Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

323cheezy

323cheezy

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Farfenugen said:
That sort of happend to a friend of mine back when he was in college. He goes to his gf's house (she lives with her mom), they have one too many drinks, end up passing out in her bedroom. He wakes up to find the gf has left for school but that his dick is being sucked, turns out it was the mom giving him one, she thought he was still out of it. Needless to say, he didn't mention anything, both he and the gf's mom had this thing go on for over a year until the gf found out. Messed up family.
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Once when i was in high school ... i passed out on some cheap liquor me and my friends bought ...and i couldnt wake up so i stay at the chicks house we had been chilling at ... all the sudden i wake up ....only to find out i was being raped by her lil sister..
Was nothing crazy ... i think she just got off and went to sleep as did i but it was awkward cause the next day the mom and sisters drove me home at 8 in the mourning...
 
Nusky

Nusky

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lol, now that I think about it, the first thing I said right after she said it was "you bitch you!" then after that my muscles in my lungs were spasming back in forth and I couldn't get any words out. I was humping the shit out of the wall, like you could hear it, and I swear to god it felt like I was fucking her, then I just stopped kinda tilted my head and made a huhhh? kinda sound because I realized she wasn't getting any pleasure at all out of this, then I look down and realize I wasn't even doing her.

Erotic hypnosis is some pretty serious shit lol, I highly recommend you guys try it out. I can't guarantee you will get off like I did though. Look up jackpot no hands on thepiratebay, put it on an MP3 player with some good headphones and just relax on the bed and do what she tells you to do. It's not even sexual things that she tells you to do. It's like when I say this picture something that makes you relax, when I say this picture your favourit sexual experience. At first you have to force your self to think about these things, but very quickly it just comes in as automatic flashes and it just gets more and more intense as you do it.
 
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The Byronic Man

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Once upon a time, when the Jager flowed free and the green was in VERY healthy supply, I attended a party. At this party, I met two EXTREMELY hot redheads (That's my thing. LOOVE the gingers...) These two busty young ladys proceeded to escort me to the host's spare bedroom and commence to the dual-doming (\m/ fuck yeah!) Then we got into doin the hippity-dippity. Unbeknownst to me, the rest of the partiers were plotting a way to embarrass me (Which I have found to be REALLY fuckin hard to do) After an hour and a half into us doin the dirty, EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE burst into the room. The two beauties I was just plowing into oblivion dove under the covers, leaving me with no way to hide my kuttlefish. So, instead of going all red-faced and shamed, I stood up on the bed (much to the surprise of EVERYONE) and stagedived into the crowd of on-lookers. Attempted to, anyways. The ceiling fan was on, and just as I left the bed, I said to myself, 'Shit.'

Needless to say, the whirling fan-blade struck on the forehead, and down I went. When I got up, someone in the room passed me his joint, and said, "Here you go. You need this more than I do.."

I finished that threesome proudly that same night.
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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The Byronic Man said:
Once upon a time, when the Jager flowed free and the green was in VERY healthy supply, I attended a party. At this party, I met two EXTREMELY hot redheads (That's my thing. LOOVE the gingers...) These two busty young ladys proceeded to escort me to the host's spare bedroom and commence to the dual-doming (\m/ fuck yeah!) Then we got into doin the hippity-dippity. Unbeknownst to me, the rest of the partiers were plotting a way to embarrass me (Which I have found to be REALLY fuckin hard to do) After an hour and a half into us doin the dirty, EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE burst into the room. The two beauties I was just plowing into oblivion dove under the covers, leaving me with no way to hide my kuttlefish. So, instead of going all red-faced and shamed, I stood up on the bed (much to the surprise of EVERYONE) and stagedived into the crowd of on-lookers. Attempted to, anyways. The ceiling fan was on, and just as I left the bed, I said to myself, 'Shit.'

Needless to say, the whirling fan-blade struck on the forehead, and down I went. When I got up, someone in the room passed me his joint, and said, "Here you go. You need this more than I do.."

I finished that threesome proudly that same night.
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nice touch..... i love the way you write.... so eloquently..... make the story so much more interesting....
Sounds like your some big celeb or something....
Anyhow great story and use of the word kuttlefish...lol
oh and sorry bout your head....
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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thump easy said:
Does she farted count not a cweef but a fart that made my eyes water
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thats just down right discussting.... but it actually doesnt meet the criteria of bein a crazy welll documented story...
lol your eyes watered ......damn!
funny nonetheless...
 
Z

Zombiegirlloves

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Ok so lol I'm a newb at this, and so this isn't that good right now...

so my friend was parting, she needed a lift, but she didn't call me, so she went with this guy, waiting to get a taxi, and then she was like where do you live? And the dudes high as fuck, so try go to his house, and they like f**k and stuff, but then the next morning, they wake up, and my friend is like hi and she is blushing, and the eat some Doritos and then she just leaves.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Zombiegirlloves said:
Ok so lol I'm a newb at this, and so this isn't that good right now...

so my friend was parting, she needed a lift, but she didn't call me, so she went with this guy, waiting to get a taxi, and then she was like where do you live? And the dudes high as fuck, so try go to his house, and they like f**k and stuff, but then the next morning, they wake up, and my friend is like hi and she is blushing, and the eat some Doritos and then she just leaves.
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Dude, that story was HOT! I busted, like, three nuts before getting all the way through it. And Crazy! Doritos??? I was like, WTF, seriously? Doritos? That's crazy. Thanks for posting, man...
 
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Zombiegirlloves

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So my other friend was home alone, and the neighbor came in. She was high, and she just looked at one of them and said "hi dad." Then she offered them some pot, and patted the seat next to her. After a while, she took off her pants, and shirt. She gave him a lap dance. And he called his friend, and he came over. When he got there they had a hot threesome, and now they fuck like that almost every day. I don't know how she hasn't gotten pregnant, but hey not me so I don't really care.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Zombiegirlloves said:
So my other friend was home alone, and the neighbor came in. She was high, and she just looked at one of them and said "hi dad." Then she offered them some pot, and patted the seat next to her. After a while, she took off her pants, and shirt. She gave him a lap dance. And he called his friend, and he came over. When he got there they had a hot threesome, and now they fuck like that almost every day. I don't know how she hasn't gotten pregnant, but hey not me so I don't really care.
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no doritos?

wtf.

1/10, can not masturbate, did not nut.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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One time i was fucking this chick in the ass i was drunk so i didnt notice all the shit on my dick till it was caked on . So i pull out give my cock a tug and get all this shit on my hand. I was grossed out to say the least ,well anyway i end up rubbing it on her back and keep fucking her. I gave her a shit back massage till i nutted then i showered. O then i ate a bag of doritos!
 
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