Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[Da Almighty Jew]

penis is flacid
need girl to get erection
then i will be happy

 

[Jakabok Botch]

penis is flacid
need girl to get erection
then i will be happy

 

[tyler.durden]

penis is flacid
need girl to get erection
then i will be happy

First step, Erection.
Second, you must bust a nut.
Her eye is preferred...

 

[Hepheastus420]

First step, Erection.
Second, you must bust a nut.
Her eye is preferred...

Success is blindness,
Where to find the next woman?
Time to start the search....

 

[Hepheastus420]

penis is flacid
need girl to get erection
then i will be happy

Mind opens the door..
All the possibilities..
Not to sound creepy..

 

[cannabineer]

Bitched-up hydraulics
Dog old wiener, removing
Pussibilities.
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

Mind opens the door..
All the possibilities..
Not to sound creepy..

mind is powerful
it's the tempter and your gall
sometimes life is dull

 

[eye exaggerate]

Bitched-up hydraulics
Dog old wiener, removing
Pussibilities.
cn

man, the unknowing
walks in the box expanding
steady state sexing

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

attachment the foe
creating desires unbound
the cage of my soul

 

[eye exaggerate]

attachment the foe
creating desires unbound
the cage of my soul

blessing and the curse
a cure brought by the wet nurse
she's a pretty hearst

 

[malignant]

engorged ducts to feed
me her protein enriched sweat
bodily fluids

 

[tyler.durden]

engorged ducts to feed
me her protein enriched sweat
bodily fluids

Earthy Haiku, yours
Heavy with Biology
It's time for dinner...

 

[eye exaggerate]

Earthy Haiku, yours
Heavy with Biology
It's time for dinner...

num-num, liking lips
a mouth must evolve for this
hmm, why else would it?

 

[cannabineer]

does a body good.
It's the dispensers' jostle
that fascinates me.

 

[eye exaggerate]

does a body good.
It's the dispensers' jostle
that fascinates me.

...electricity?
...the jolt - messy ecstasy?
...thought it was just me

 

[cannabineer]

Protein-enriched sweat
speaks to me of lactation:
divine dispensers.
cn

 

[RavenMochi]

such milk I don't want
I want breast not lactating.
though wet is just fine...

even with written smut
haikus make our words sound wise
is funny as hell.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Protein-enriched sweat
speaks to me of lactation:
divine dispensers.
cn

...thinking different
with the hips all mad and bent
...well, you're more the gent

 

[eye exaggerate]

such milk I don't want
I want breast not lactating.
though wet is just fine...

even with written smut
haikus make our words sound wise
is funny as hell.

and who'da thought it
we get away with this sht
mind in / out the pit

 

[cannabineer]

Our spirits sparkle
soaring chaste through heaven; our
Minds are the gutter.