Apple pipe

[bethanybrawndo]

golden showers, more like.

So sorry, urca, we got carried away flirting with the new girl x3

move the flirting to lace and frills.

zing!

10char

 

[Urca]

lol im working on a big project right now, cant join in

 

[rowlman]

This thread is delisous.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

holy shit..i woke up from a nap to some good stuff lol

 

[rowlman]

I'm baking some pie now!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

You gonna fuck that pie?

 

[rowlman]

zing!

10char

You have to do those things in order...don't shower the pie your ganna eat!...do the golden shower after

 

[Sr. Verde]

i haven't really gotten tired enough of my glass to carve up an apple into a pipe

I do get bored of some glass and just clean it & put it away though

 

[rowlman]

You gonna fuck that pie?

It may join us in bed, but no...I just eat off her...and vice versa...no need to fuck the pie...just use it as a prop

 

[Dizzle Frost]

show off

 

[Dizzle Frost]

It may join us in bed, but no...I just eat off her...and vice versa...no need to fuck the pie...just use it as a prop

pie is worth cuddling after sex tho

 

[fishwhistle]

I love Turtles and sticking my cock in warm apple pie.mmmmmmmmm

Good cause you sure aint sticking it in urca!

 

[ohmy]

do you have sex with the pie before you eat it or after ?

 

[Dizzle Frost]

do you have sex with the pie before you eat it or after ?

depends how much spice is init

 

[ohmy]

I like to do both, just when they think it's all most over I will give it a super licking

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I like to do both, just when they think it's all most over I will give it a super licking

ever invite icecream , cheese and whip cream over and have at an orgy?

 

[ohmy]

Good cause you sure aint sticking it in urca!

Good god I just got sick

 

[CR500ROOST]

mmmmmm pie

 

[cannabineer]

... turtle pie. cn

 

[beardo]

I live in California.......Why would I go to Michigan >.<

Nah I just always have partners that are boring. Shit, I'd do anything as long as it's legal.

lets dress up like vampires and make a porn, or I could wear my clifford the big red dog suit

I would so hump a grown man in a clifford outfit

Lets do this- im down like Ellen Degeneris, let me know, i'll meet you on sunset at the Roxy

And then I hit a dead end...
I think I got the cold sholder...
I guess this is why I'm still single, no one really wants to be with me- even if I'm willing to go out of my way to try and make it exciting...
I was getting my clifford suit out and everything, I even got her a red bow she could wear in her hair-
I'm kind of sad about it.. The chick in her avater is super fine, if she was half as good looking in person I would be more than satisfied & if you throw in a good personality, I'm ready to get married, but Not for me, I'm alone again- Oh I could get laid if I wanted tonight but i'm looking for more than that so i'm alone but I've got the last laugh because while everyones chasing some fake ass bullshit- I've got all that I need
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