It's hard finding the right freak...

[Shannon Alexander]

I find it hard to find a girl that's the right kind of Freak... I want the sort of girl that'll give you a blowjob on a cold day waiting at the bus stop but not want to fuck you with a 12inch strap on to candle light and Celine Dion music in the background... Is it really too much to ask..?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Yes. ......

 

[dbkick]

man this is like the second thread I've noticed that mentioned strap ons , I may invest.

 

[......]

nah theres plenty of whores that'll do that here

 

[......]

nah theres plenty of whores that'll do that here

not the shit with the strap on lol

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

nah theres plenty of whores that'll do that here

They need to go back to their home on whore island.

[video=youtube;J63DcavvQ6c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J63DcavvQ6c[/video]

 

[cannabineer]

not the shit with the strap on lol

That's extra but not much ... cn

 

[Jakabok Botch]

That's extra but not much ... cn

i couldnt tell ya....i refuse to pay for it....lol

 

[ganjames]

i couldnt tell ya....i refuse to pay for it....lol

you like the strap on treatment as a bonus ehh? cheap bastard.

 

[Jakabok Botch]

you like the strap on treatment as a bonus ehh? cheap bastard.

of course you caught me........lol set myself up for that one.....

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

you like the strap on treatment as a bonus ehh? cheap bastard.

 

[Bwpz]

My girl's the right kinda freak

 

[ganjames]

My girl's the right kinda freak

mine too

 

[Jakabok Botch]

mine too

what......THE FUCK is that thing?????

there is somebody i dont want to run into in dark alleyway....

 

[cannabineer]

She needs to take her finger out of the trigger guard. cn

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

what......THE FUCK is that thing?????

there is somebody i dont want to run into in dark alleyway....

Don't be scurred. It's only pussy.

 

[Bwpz]

Don't be scurred. It's only pussy.

That's not any kinda pussy I'd be alright with.

 

[catmando]

why would you want a bj on a cold day?

talk about shrinkage

 

[Bwpz]

why would you want a bj on a cold day?

talk about shrinkage

Females' mouths are warm

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Females' mouths are warm

This is certainly true.