Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[Hepheastus420]

Strange noise on my porch
Cretaceous eyes glow at me
Hello, opossum.

They're marsupials,
They are very mistaken,
Befriend the critter, .

 

[tyler.durden]

Take a walk with me,
Bring a blunt and cigarettes,
Let's begin to prowl.

So, the prowl begins
Smokeables are a given
Do you have a light?

 

[tyler.durden]

Such opportunity
Special Quality Kushes!
We take Mastercard.

Fine Kushes, indeed!
Losing count on your first line
makes you break my rules

 

[cannabineer]

"Let there be light" he
spake, and a light was produced,
and the bowl was good.

 

[cannabineer]

Sometimes equal six
Five does, especially for
large values of five.

cn

 

[Hepheastus420]

So, the prowl begins
Smokeables are a given
Do you have a light?

Let the night be dark,
Must rely on lighter light,
Should I bring brownies?

 

[tyler.durden]

TV is boring!
I must find my true calling
For now, porn will do...

 

[eye exaggerate]

So, the prowl begins
Smokeables are a given
Do you have a light?

a light so bright as
a power of minds here
to scorch the paper

alight! we cry out
give us your warmth and we will
generously flow


...I think! Maybe there should have been one more. need to go back to the first freekin' post. Or up one. Well, worth a shot anyway.

 

[Hepheastus420]

TV is boring!
I must find my true calling
For now, porn will do...

Tv drains the mind,
True calling hides in bong bowl,
Now turn that flame on, .

 

[Jakabok Botch]

i have a headache
too much thought for this stoner
not quite unsubscribed

 

[tyler.durden]

Let the night be dark,
Must rely on lighter light,
Should I bring brownies?

Munchies are a must
MJ makes my stomach growl
For a night time prowl...

 

[tyler.durden]

i have a headache
too much thought for this stoner
not quite unsubscribed

Challenge yourself, Botch!
Your Haiku is right on track
You're subbed for life, now...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Munchies are a must
MJ makes my stomach growl
For a night time prowl...

THC brownies,
May make us more hungry though,
Well, let us begin.

 

[Hepheastus420]

i have a headache
too much thought for this stoner
not quite unsubscribed

Smoke another bowl,
Let your soul do the talking,
Now let yourself free.

Come join us tonight,
Tonight shall be a good night,
For I have diesel, .

 

[cannabineer]

THC brownies,
May make us more hungry though,
Well, let us begin.

Can't deny the munch
Buddha's smoke makes my mantra
Om nom nom nom nom​

 

[Jakabok Botch]

Smoke another bowl,
Let your soul do the talking,
Now let yourself free.

who u think this is?
me, smoking my bong with a
syllable counter

 

[Hepheastus420]

Can't deny the munch
Buddha's smoke makes my mantra
Om nom nom nom nom​

I shall bring some chips,
Nice use of om Nom Nom Nom,
Do you wish to prowl?

 

[Hepheastus420]

who u think this is?
me, smoking my bong with a
syllable counter

See you can do this,
The weed will set your mind free,
Now then, keep it up, .

 

[tyler.durden]

"Let there be light" he
spake, and a light was produced,
and the bowl was good.

I was there with you
Strawberry Diesel, my Queen
Lighter loved us both...

 

[tyler.durden]

a light so bright as
a power of minds here
to scorch the paper



alight! we cry out
give us your warmth and we will
generously flow

Eye Exaggerate!
Welcome to the game, at last
Mind your Ps and Qs