Karma & Broken Penis

Winter Woman

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LOL, broken penis.


'Broken penis': Karma for cheating husbands?

Extramarital affairs break hearts — and fracture parts




By Rachael Rettner
updated 9/30/2011 1:39:51 PM ET
Affairs may do more than break hearts — they may break penises as well, a new study says.
Sex outside marriage, and sex that occurs under out-of-the-norm circumstances, may increase the risk of penile fractures, said study researcher said Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center.
The heightened risk appears to be due to the unconventional situations, and consequently, locations, surrounding sexual acts, the researchers said. Men in the study who had suffered penis fractures commonly were having sex in unusual settings, including in restrooms or at work, when the injury occurred. The majority were having extramarital affairs.
In such atypical situations, sex may be rushed and involve unusual or awkward sexual positions, Kramer said.
"All these factors could make the man less able to protect his penis from an unexpected sudden downward thrust leading to the fracture," Kramer said.
'Broken' penis
A penile facture, or "broken penis," is an injury that occurs to the erect penis. There are no bones in the penis; the "fracture" refers to tearing or laceration of a fibrous membrane called the tunica albuginea, which surrounds the spongy tissue in the center of the penis.
A "fracture" is followed by hemorrhaging, swelling and loss of erection. While previous research has focused on the physiological mechanism of the facture, and how to surgically treat it, no study has looked at exactly what men were doing when they broke their penises. Kramer's study aimed to fill this gap.
Kramer studied 16 cases of penile fractures treated at the University of Maryland Hospital between 2004 and 2011. He reported the findings in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Half of the patients were having extramarital affairs, the study found. Most were having sex in unusual places, including bathrooms, cars and elevators. Only three patients were having sex with their own wives in their own bedrooms, Kramer said.
Sex can be risky
While penile factures are rare occurrences, they may be underreported due to the potentially embarrassing circumstances surrounding the injury, Kramer said.
Kramer cautions that, just as with sports, sex can come with risk of injury.
"If you're having acrobatic sex…you do have to be careful," Kramer said. "If you are doing something in a weird position or a weird situation…you do have to be careful of fracturing the penis."
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I am cracking up. When I type lol, I am actually lol-ing over here. I don't know what else to say.

PsshhttttmmmphhhbwahahahahaHAHAHAHAWTF?!
 

rowlman

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Thats why you have to practice alot, in a variety of environments, to create a mixed martial arts style penis that will not fail under stress or sudden,unpredicted circumstances.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Sorry, double post. Can someone delete this one?
Done. well the other one since people had starting posting in this one ;)


LMFAO omg i agree with kuroi all i'm doing is laughing and imagining this scenario play out in my mind lmfao but what would u do as a women? kiss it better? rlmfao
 

PeyoteReligion

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Ya also the fabled cock push-up will strengthen your member fellas. I think I've come close to this before. Slip out and POW cock slams into ass cheek and ouch!
 

Winter Woman

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I remember a guy I dated was drunk and had a 'soft on' and wouldn't you know it. It folded in half in a deep stroke attempt. I swear he was in tears almost immediately.
 

Winter Woman

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Wanted to give you a rep for deleting the double post, but it says I have to spread it around. :(
Done. well the other one since people had starting posting in this one ;)


LMFAO omg i agree with kuroi all i'm doing is laughing and imagining this scenario play out in my mind lmfao but what would u do as a women? kiss it better? rlmfao
 

Winter Woman

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He said that just getting a hard on hurt for a while. Said it was my fault because I moved too much. Really? Moved too much my ass.
 

potpimp

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I'm not big into quickies or "sport fucking", so I've never had a problem with this. There have been a few times when I pulled out a little bit too far when doing it doggie style and hit her ass; that does hurt!! But fortunately I have fast enough reflexes to know as soon as I do it, before I ram it hard. A good steady rhythm is better than ramming anyway - for both partners.
 

Karmapuff

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My girl friend just cheated on me... I hope she gets her clit ripped off.

Only smart and respectful women don't cheat, Smart enough to talk out why she has those thoughts in the first place... also she could just dump the guy.
Cheating is very fucking painful when the other one finds out... Its like being stabbed in the heart literally.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=1469078
 

PeyoteReligion

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Straight people. :roll:
Hey I'm sure this could happen with gay sex! In fact I've given my girl accidental butt secks when it slipped out doggy style and re entered in the butt a little bit. She freaked out, I kinda laughed and was like darn maybe next time.!
 

Urca

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SEND THAT BITCH TO AFRICA. they'll cut off her clit and give her aids.... lol
 

PeyoteReligion

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My girl friend just cheated on me... I hope she gets her clit ripped off.
not joking
Damn dud I just hear a story last night of a girl who was horseback riding and she had a clit peircing. It got caught on her panties or somthing and got ripped out. Ouch!

But sorry to hear that brotha, I've been through that too with an ex. She ended up dating a guy I THOUGHT was a close friend. Karma gave them what they deserve. I also just went separate ways with my girl, I guess ex now. Mutual this time, no cheating thank god. Just dump her and get a new one.
 

Winter Woman

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Ouch. OMG! I have nothing more to say, just OMG!
Damn dud I just hear a story last night of a girl who was horseback riding and she had a clit peircing. It got caught on her panties or somthing and got ripped out. Ouch!

But sorry to hear that brotha, I've been through that too with an ex. She ended up dating a guy I THOUGHT was a close friend. Karma gave them what they deserve. I also just went separate ways with my girl, I guess ex now. Mutual this time, no cheating thank god. Just dump her and get a new one.
 

sso

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hmm, have been with a few girls that moved a bit clumsily on top and bit bent my "member" :)

if its a proper stiffy, that hurts.
never enough to put me off my game or say more than a small ouch (you might have done this and never noticed because of your eager and currently polite partner)
but i could see where this would really hurt.

or tear tissue (small flab of skin and spongy tissue and tons of nerves, superpumped with blood (would burst if it wasnt for the "spongy" tissue)

most cases not an issue, but might incapacitate your partner for a week or so if you arent careful (very drunk sex f.i)
 
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