My 1st Time Anal.

[xKuroiTaimax]

He was the son of a Preacher Man?

 

[smokinheavy79]

like a boss!

[video=youtube;NisCkxU544c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c[/video]

 

[RawBudzski]

Yessir Like a Boss!

 

[smokinheavy79]

I chop my balls off...

 

[tyler.durden]

†LHAO† that is beyond fucked up. What about when she tries to kiss you? Or do you limit yourself to redlight districts?

Kissing? Never even thought of trying that. Do you know how unsanitary that is?

 

[CR500ROOST]

bend over rover

 

[RawBudzski]

a nice big french kiss after an hour of rim

 

[Phillip J Fry]

swallow sadness, send some faxes.
lmao

 

[edsweed]

†L† my first time I used Olive Oil...only thing I could find...worked pretty damn good, have to say.

what did popeye have to say about that? oh yeah, he was holding the camera....

 

[Metasynth]

 

[RawBudzski]

ahahahahah. Surprise !

 

[RavenMochi]

what did popeye have to say about that? oh yeah, he was holding the camera....

Well, he couldn't keep that slut in line, so I was giving him lessons....

 

[Dizzle Frost]

selfish fucker would rather hold his bat then give Mr Hippo the courtesy reach around

 

[POUND TOWN]

the first night we lost our virginity together i stuck it in her butt on accident and didnt know
and she WENT WITH IT!

true story

 

[Dizzle Frost]

the first night we lost our virginity together i stuck it in her butt on accident and didnt know
and she WENT WITH IT!

true story

awesome! just awesome!

 

[RavenMochi]

†LOL† that reminds me of something I saw on discovery channel. It was so fucking scarring I had to share it with other people so I wouldn't be the only one damaged, so here it is...

It was a piece they did on elephant breeding, apparently the population of this breed wasn't doing so hot. So it shows this scientist walking with a briefcase, looking like he's ready to go in to perform surgery, and the narrator says, "The life of a scientist isn't all glamour, " Then cuts to the scientist harvesting semen. Now this is so much worse then you'd think. He wasn't handling the elephants junk, oh no, he put a bucket over the elephants shit to catch it, and then starts fist fucking this elephant up the ass as hard as he could while saying, "Thats a good boy, thats a good boy" It was like a train wreck, it was so fucking horrible, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. They won't let people cuss on regular tv, but fist fucking an elephant? Well thats just fine... †LOL† okay, I hope you are all sufficiently scarred...

 

[Mr.SupaDupaSmokaToka]

only faggots and small dicks need assholes. why would you, or what makes a dude want to stick is dick in a shithole ? explain this to me please ?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

only faggots and small dicks need assholes. why would you, or what makes a dude want to stick is dick in a shithole ? explain this to me please ?

IDK really.... It's an adventure you know? Going up shit creek without a paddle.

 

[Mr.SupaDupaSmokaToka]

the adventure ..... lol maybe im biased .... i swear to god i was fingering the fuck out of this bitch one night and she wanted me to give her the shocker ! she was reached down and directed a finger in her ass ..... and then SHIT ON MY FUCKING FINGER ?!?! i pulled it out and it had a brown whipped topping like a fuckin soft serve ...... fucked me up.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

the adventure ..... lol maybe im biased .... i swear to god i was fingering the fuck out of this bitch one night and she wanted me to give her the shocker ! she was reached down and directed a finger in her ass ..... and then SHIT ON MY FUCKING FINGER ?!?! i pulled it out and it had a brown whipped topping like a fuckin soft serve ...... fucked me up.

was it nutty?