My 1st Time Anal.

[Sr. Verde]

Somebody get on Live Chat and chat with me. Im excited I made it on.

im there and your not

conclusion: your a bitch

<3

 

[Carne Seca]

You've been down there measuring?!

No his mama sent me pics.

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm as equally scared and excited for some ass play, tonight i feel like i've been cock slapped over and over, didn't even get my panties wet ! lmfao

Where in the HELL have you been? Huh? I have been worried SICK TO DEATH about you. Now get your ass in here and explain yourself.

 

[Metasynth]

Lighten up. I was kidding.

But just to set things straight, you neither catch nor pitch, yes?

No?

 

[Carne Seca]

But just to set things straight, you neither catch nor pitch, yes?

No?

A lady never tells.

 

[Metasynth]

A lady never tells.

Oh Beef Jerky ...I won't start...but shame....

Shame on you, Sir!

 

[april]

Where in the HELL have you been? Huh? I have been worried SICK TO DEATH about you. Now get your ass in here and explain yourself.

I just went to buy some hotdogs, the rest is a meaty blurr, maybe i tripped out and smaked myself around, has been one of those days, ok i need a can of coke

 

[Metasynth]

I guess it was only a matter of time till hot dogs made their way into the anal thread.....

 

[Hepheastus420]

I guess it was only a matter of time till hot dogs made their way into the anal thread.....

And who else to bring hot dogs into the thread than April?

 

[Sr. Verde]

ok i need a can of coke

or a line

 

[Carne Seca]

Oh Beef Jerky ...I won't start...but shame....

Shame on you, Sir!

I never said I was a lady. I just said A lady never tells.

I just went to buy some hotdogs, the rest is a meaty blurr, maybe i tripped out and smaked myself around, has been one of those days, ok i need coke

umm... is that a metaphor for a male prostitute?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Oh lordy, April's making me blush 0_o;

My first time I had no prep, no licking, no lube- he just yelled at me to bend the fuck over and that was it.

After reading various articles on rectal prolapse and me3's pictures, I got away easy XP

But done right, it's pretty nice once you get over the whole 'this is kind of gross on his part, right?' thing. I'm always clean though, so shouldn't have to worry about that at least.

 

[tyler.durden]

This thread gives me the most akward boner...lol!

During sex my girlfriend was like let's try butt secks and I only got my head in and she was like ready to cry I felt bad then I stuffed it back in her vag and felt much better!

The crying is the best part! If she ain't crying, you ain't doin' it right...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Beware of ............

 

[Sr. Verde]

he just yelled at me

on a serious note... that isn't cool.


you ladies shouldn't have to put up with men like that.

 

[unohu69]

sad, I read all 8 pages of this thread.......
And my girl is awesome, go slow ease into it. then its all goood.... A little alcohol goes a long way into loosening em up a lil.

 

[Sr. Verde]

two pages for me.. set your options to display 40 posts per page

you will find this place much easier to navigate..

 

[loophole68]

alcohol was the only access...
she dont drink anymore

 

[Hepheastus420]

two pages for me.. set your options to display 40 posts per page

you will find this place much easier to navigate..

How do you do that?

 

[Sr. Verde]

My Rollitup > General Settings > Number of Posts to Shower Per Page > Set to 40.





Can't get more specific than that