how to sneak weed through an airport.. onto a plane and to my destination.?

[slob]

I just stuff it up my ass

 

[gaztoth]

simple plain up your ass no other

 

[ChronicObsession]

I'm bumping this, gonna go on a transatlantic cruise, one way. Bypassing the "security" can only be done after the triple threat is extinguished.
1. Smell and Dogs.
2. Ex Reys
3. Making the "Stash" a comfortable travel companion and not a reason to worry about The Law of the Land catching said "Importer of Illegal Poop"

I wish I could go back to my planet where the marijuana plant is our Planetary Flag. Fuck Corporate Earth! Humans are obsessed with their immoral pyramid capitalist corporative government system, I shit on it and rebuke it in the name of the Lord Amen.
Oh yea, flying with drugs. I'm thinking of just taking seeds and growing at my desti... why risk giving the pigs a raging bonor of pseudo-world justice ?

 

[dozer777]

not true ive trained all kinds of dogs from attack to track if they arent on the clock they arent working the handler needs to give them a command to search.Keep a slim jim in your pocket they will smell that and forget all about the weed. I fly to florida every winter with an ounce of skunk in my whitie tighties been 15 years without a hitch make sure you seal it well.Hope this helps everyone remember most dogs at airports are bomb sniffers not drugs seldom do they do both.its a roll of the dice but its worked for me i i

 

[RawBudzski]

Your first post may land fellow members behind bars. <3

not true ive trained all kinds of dogs from attack to track if they arent on the clock they arent working the handler needs to give them a command to search.Keep a slim jim in your pocket they will smell that and forget all about the weed. I fly to florida every winter with an ounce of skunk in my whitie tighties been 15 years without a hitch make sure you seal it well.Hope this helps everyone i i

 

[Sara Saw It]

I am fortunate in this case because I am a female. I have my very own hidden carry on compartment between my legs. A half-ounce is a little snug but fits nicely. Wrap it up tight. Its best when you remove any stems & seeds. Careful how you sit.

 

[potpimp]

I've smuggled it from St. Thomas by sealing the baggie, washing it with soapy water, drying it and bagging it in another bag, wrapping it up tight, then duct taping it all over, letting the edges meet and seal then duct taping it to the inside of my underwear. What about mailing it to yourself via UPS or FedEx? I've done that a couple of times by putting it in the middle of a lb of coffee, making sure it's all sealed up good. The main thing is that the resin gets on your hands if you touch the weed and whatever you touch after that will be contaminated and produce a smell the dope dog can alert on. Always make sure to wash your hands good between stages.

 

[BigBudzzzz]

Find someone that rolls those perfect cigarette joints. tear filters off of unsmoked cigs and stick joint ends into filter ends. Now joints look like cigarettes. Empty out your pack of smokes and put all the joint cigs in the back of the pack. Refill the front of the pack with regular cigs.

I did this same thing. Had the pack of cigs in the pocket if my jean jacket with the pocket buttoned closed. Wore the jacket onto the plane, no problem.

I thought about doing this but you would have to definatly have to make the consistency of the weed like tobacco bec they xray that shit and if it dont look right what then?

it depends on where your flying to. If your flying internationally, then i wouldnt risk it. I went to Amsterdam for my honeymoon, and when we got back to the states, as soon as we hit immigration, they saw that Amsterdam was on our passports stamped, and they singled us out and took us into the part of the room where they scan your bag, empty it out lookin for drugs, and then they patted me n my wife down, n had dogs sniff us out. I had a shitload of dirty clothes though, and they stunk like chronic n dirty nuts, n the lady pulled out the bag, n when the dog barked i explained what was in there, n told her she could look if she wanned to, but she didnt, lol. guess it was too nasty for her.

But its really risky doin shit like that dude. We brought back UNUSED color changin glass as souveneirs and they almost got confiscated.

BUT, if your flying WITHIN the states, i would have to go with Mane on this one. Wear a pair of boxer briefs, and a pair of boxers over them. Stick the bag under your nuts, and let the boxer briefs hold them there, n just wear the boxers n tell whoever is askin that your only wearin boxers. It would help if you took your weed in the bag, put another bag over it, and then slather it in vaseline to mask the smell, and then put another bag over that, before you tuck the bag in your nuts. And dont shower for like four days, lol. Thatll also help to mask the smell.

good luck in your smuggling bro!!

Now this is some good advice, ballsy but good!

 

[BigBudzzzz]

I've smuggled it from St. Thomas by sealing the baggie, washing it with soapy water, drying it and bagging it in another bag, wrapping it up tight, then duct taping it all over, letting the edges meet and seal then duct taping it to the inside of my underwear. What about mailing it to yourself via UPS or FedEx? I've done that a couple of times by putting it in the middle of a lb of coffee, making sure it's all sealed up good. The main thing is that the resin gets on your hands if you touch the weed and whatever you touch after that will be contaminated and produce a smell the dope dog can alert on. Always make sure to wash your hands good between stages.

I heard about coffee being a good mask for smuggling but so did the fed'z bec i also heard they have taught somedogs to detect coffee products and if they are not marked properly they check them also.

 

[f1bud]

I just stuff it up my ass

is the only gaurenteed way to get ur shit pardon the pun through n airport// unless they have the new body scanners installed then, oops ! thats not poops !, lol

 

[NoGutsGrower]

I thought about doing this but you would have to definatly have to make the consistency of the weed like tobacco bec they xray that shit and if it dont look right what then?



Now this is some good advice, ballsy but good!

Ive done the rolling thing! open a 5 pack of swishers from the bottom, slide the box out without damaging the plastic wrap open the swishers from the bottom (not the usual tear open spot, I like that they're foil now it makes me feel a bit safer...) roll your blunts slid them back in the tubes and fold the bottom, don't worry about sealing the foil bottom, put them back in the box, put the plastic wrap back on the box, fold the bottom and seal with a dab or two of super glue! I've bought the 10 pack of peach optimos (buy 5 get 5 free) and rolled all 10 on a trip from cali to Iowa! I had them in my laptop case, I had to pull the laptop out to x-ray it and just tossed the pack of swishers on top ( right in plain sight). The closest I've been to getting stopped was when I got selected for random screening! All they did is run a swab over my hands to see if I had been playing with chemicals, no pocket check or mouth check ( I had 2 1.5g bags of bubble has in my mouth and and extra quarter with the lady !

 

[Harrekin]

What you need is a hat like this and just throw a lb under it and walk straight through...

Fool-proof

http://www.google.ie/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=ie&client=safari&q=giant hat&sa=N#i=7

 

[HydroDawg421]

I recently returned from Amsterdam and unknowingly brought back 10 grams! It was in the inside pocket of my jacket and I didn't discover it until I got back to ATL.

I WORE THE JACKET ON THE FLIGHT!!!!

This jacket made it through security in Amsterdam after being x-rayed & I also cleared International customs in ATL upon my arrival where it was once again x-rayed!!!

Makes you feel safe doesn't it?

 

[Kenny1234]

Dude just bake a cake n put the quarter bag in the middle they would have hard time smelling it probably if u triple bag it

 

[NoGutsGrower]

I recently returned from Amsterdam and unknowingly brought back 10 grams! It was in the inside pocket of my jacket and I didn't discover it until I got back to ATL.

I WORE THE JACKET ON THE FLIGHT!!!!

This jacket made it through security in Amsterdam after being x-rayed & I also cleared International customs in ATL upon my arrival where it was once again x-rayed!!!

Makes you feel safe doesn't it?

Very safe.... LOL!

http://gizmodo.com/5768502/undercover-tsa-agent-sneaks-gun-through-airports-full+body-scanners-five-times

http://www.rense.com/general43/bsoton.htm

Employees missed a quarter of the fake weapons smuggled by undercover agents.

 

[HydroDawg421]

Very safe.... LOL!

http://gizmodo.com/5768502/undercover-tsa-agent-sneaks-gun-through-airports-full+body-scanners-five-times

http://www.rense.com/general43/bsoton.htm

Employees missed a quarter of the fake weapons smuggled by undercover agents.

8 months ago I was working in Boston on a project. When I got home I opened my backpack to get out my laptop amd discovered I had left my utility knife (box cutter) in my backpack. It PASSED through the x-ray machine without a hitch.

This really pissed me off and I put it back in my backpack for my return to Boston the next week. In all I took 5 (FIVE!!!) flights before I took it out. Figured I pushed my luck enough. They NEVER discovered it!!!

 

[Goldowitz]

You know what to do.

 

[NoGutsGrower]

8 months ago I was working in Boston on a project. When I got home I opened my backpack to get out my laptop amd discovered I had left my utility knife (box cutter) in my backpack. It PASSED through the x-ray machine without a hitch.

This really pissed me off and I put it back in my backpack for my return to Boston the next week. In all I took 5 (FIVE!!!) flights before I took it out. Figured I pushed my luck enough. They NEVER discovered it!!!

Yeah they were sneaking guns through the full body scanner.... I've always had pot on me flying and never had a problem, I watched workers take a 75+ year old couple to search them because they made contact walking through the regular metal detector! The old man was just helping his wife walk because they had to scan her cane! The guy right in front of them (me) has drugs and they get pulled aside to be searched... LOL!!!!! That old couple couldn't lift a gun let alone be taken seriously if they had a knife or razor! THEY WERE OLD!!!! 75 is guessing low!

 

[thechemist310]

Not sure if it was suggested yet (and I would never do it again. More to lose now. Kids, wife, career, etc), but I flew from LAX to Seattle with an 1/8 by rolling out my deodorant all the way. Stashing the 1/8 at the bottom, then rolling the deodorant back down as far as I could. Worked great and I left it in my bag.

 

[mindphuk]

I heard about coffee being a good mask for smuggling but so did the fed'z bec i also heard they have taught somedogs to detect coffee products and if they are not marked properly they check them also.

If a dog is trained to smell cannabis, no amount of coffee will help. A dog's nose is sensitive enough to separate and distinguish smells. Trying to cover odors by packing in coffee or other odoriferous product is a movie myth.

The best precaution has already been mentioned and that is to seal product in smell proof bags using gloves, removing the gloves and place the sealed bag into another clean bag being careful to not touch the outside of with the hand that touches the inner bag (remove one glove first and use the gloved hand to drop into the new outer bag, remove glove by pulling from the inside at the wrist and roll up over fingers turning it inside out). Seal that and you have about 10 hours before odor molecules can make the journey through the second bag. The smell proof bags have fewer and smaller pores than regular plastic bags.