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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.


However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.


Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!


I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!




 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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It’s the story of a man that goes into a bar and drinks beer. Whenever he finishes one, he brings out a photograph of his wife, looks at it and asks for another beer.

He already had four beers when the bartender feeling intrigued, looks at him and asks why he looked at a photograph every time he finished a beer.

The man then told the bartender that the photograph was of his wife and explained that whenever he started to find her attractive, he knew it was time to go home.
 
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Dirty Harry

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A notable gynacologist once said,

The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
 
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bengrowin

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There were a few things in the video that were funny to me. The prostate massage, "hugging" big girls for an hour and half and helping hundreds of them? Probably wasn't too hard to uncover, all it would take is trash man thats like wtf is that dam smell and looks and sees nothing but condoms. HAHA
 
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