Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%
  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%
  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%
  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%

  • Total voters
    129

TogTokes

Well-Known Member
this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.
i happen to hold the view that your mom has fucked turtles.
 

tryingtogrow89

Well-Known Member
No, by all means. Keep typing. Please. It's fascinating to see the garbage you keep in that head of yours. :D
You immediately demolished your own credibility. Say something that appalls you so much, that you actually pulled out the racist card as your first move, you are simply pathetic, everyone in the world knows that when you pull the racist card you automatically by your own admission lost and failed.
Which in and of itself is actually racist since that's all you think about.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
You immediately demolished your own credibility. Say something that appalls you so much, that you actually pulled out the racist card as your first move, you are simply pathetic, everyone in the world knows that when you pull the racist card you automatically by your own admission lost and failed.
Which in and of itself is actually racist since that's all you think about.
wow.. it must be nice to keep winning the arguments in your head. It's not pulling the race card when the person you're accusing is actually being racist. Thanks for playing. Come again.
 

tryingtogrow89

Well-Known Member
like I said the woman has accomplished more then anyone in your family....haters going to hate..what else can they do ???
You don't know my family.
There the libs go lying and making stuff up, that is all the arsenal you have so really you guys are the trolls of the political world.
I do want to thank everyone for participating though as you have only proved me right.
 

tryingtogrow89

Well-Known Member
wow.. it must be nice to keep winning the arguments in your head. It's not pulling the race card when the person you're accusing is actually being racist. Thanks for playing. Come again.
Oh i just got finished writing to LF about this in the post above, this tactic is the lie and make stuff up tactic, you are truly that pathetic and that much a sore looser.
 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
trying to figure out what would make a so call man insult a lady who actually has done nothing to him and who has accomplished so much in life...kinda shows his style and how he treats his wife ( if he has one )
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
You immediately demolished your own credibility. Say something that appalls you so much, that you actually pulled out the racist card as your first move, you are simply pathetic, everyone in the world knows that when you pull the racist card you automatically by your own admission lost and failed.
Which in and of itself is actually racist since that's all you think about.
ummm, you just pulled the race card at the very end, as i highlighted.

by your own logic, you have demolished your credibility, lost, and failed.

kudos, kiddo :clap:
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
like I said the woman has accomplished more then anyone in your family....haters going to hate..what else can they do ???
There's still hope. When President O'Bama retires after his second term they can be his housekeepers and gardeners. :)
 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
You don't know my family.
There the libs go lying and making stuff up, that is all the arsenal you have so really you guys are the trolls of the political world.
I do want to thank everyone for participating though as you have only proved me right.
please NO ONE in your family has accomplished as much as Michelle Obama..I would bet one of my shops on that !!!!
 
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