How should I wipe my ass?!?! Just need some advice!

Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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dLoc07 said:
I keep reading slot about this member... What's his/her deal?? Why does everyone hate this guy so much hahahaha just wanna know.
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He posts pics of guys distinguish each other, a nude 120 year old lady, and some guy getting his head chopped off.
It's some pretty sick shit that I didn see coming, ha.
Pretty much he's a weirdo.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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so i didn't log on all summer and today i decide to take a stroll through riu and see what i've been missing...that's all i have to say about that.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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What's even more fucked up is Me3 originally posted saying he was here to make us all adhere to the terms of service, threatening any 'rulebreakers'. He then proceeded to show us the naked old lady, the transexual man with boobs, the rectal prolapse, cack and vomit fetish pictures and a gif of a man having his throat slit. Horrible.

Anyway, everyone simmered down yet? Good :3 *cuddles for everyone*

Hey, dLoc, are you on an iphone by any chance or using Safari?

I think people wipe back to front out of laziness because it's easier/quicker than putting your arm behind your ass. Gross though. I most certainly would not go down on a girl who did that...
 
obijohn

obijohn

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Front to back.

One thing puzzles me though, is how anyone can get skidmarks. I've always wiped until the TP showed no brown. Lazy, bad hygiene or what?
 
april

april

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obijohn said:
Front to back.

One thing puzzles me though, is how anyone can get skidmarks. I've always wiped until the TP showed no brown. Lazy, bad hygiene or what?
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Butt I must ask, do u wipe again with the same wad of paper, just folded over or do u get a new wad every time u wipe, i've been wondering how men use up so much TP!!! damn one mystery solved i guess lol
 
obijohn

obijohn

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haha, depends on the size of the paper I'm holding! But I gotta be totally clean before I get up of the throne, doesn't matter what it takes to get there
 
dLoc07

dLoc07

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Hepheastus420 said:
He posts pics of guys distinguish each other, a nude 120 year old lady, and some guy getting his head chopped off.
It's some pretty sick shit that I didn see coming, ha.
Pretty much he's a weirdo.
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That just sounds wierd reading that.... Does he contribute anything??? Or is he just here to be weird?
 
dLoc07

dLoc07

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xKuroiTaimax said:
What's even more fucked up is Me3 originally posted saying he was here to make us all adhere to the terms of service, threatening any 'rulebreakers'. He then proceeded to show us the naked old lady, the transexual man with boobs, the rectal prolapse, cack and vomit fetish pictures and a gif of a man having his throat slit. Horrible.

Anyway, everyone simmered down yet? Good :3 *cuddles for everyone*



I think people wipe back to front out of laziness because it's easier/quicker than putting your arm behind your ass. Gross though. I most certainly would not go down on a girl who did that...
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Yes... I'm using my iPad, b/c my laptop charger ate shit the other day... Haven't had time to get a new one... So I'm using safari for now
Hey, dLoc, are you on an iphone by any chance or using Safari? Why what's up?
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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dLoc07 said:
That just sounds wierd reading that.... Does he contribute anything??? Or is he just here to be weird?
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He went on a picture posting rage after coming back from his 7 day ban. He's gone now from that name, but he could be here as any one of us. You never know.
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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dLoc07 said:
Why would it bother me that you do a job, that you don't even get paid to do??? I made over 175k this past year, on the books, and I'm jealous of you?? HahahHa yeah right! I could own younif I really wanted you! I mean hell, a mall cop is above you, at least he gets paid to do it.
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lol did you sell your dead parents house
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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dLoc07 said:
Yes... I'm using my iPad, b/c my laptop charger ate shit the other day... Haven't had time to get a new one... So I'm using safari for now
Hey, dLoc, are you on an iphone by any chance or using Safari? Why what's up?
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I just noticed you typed 'slot' instead of 'alot'. Safari's autocorrect always does that, and usually you'd use the autocorrecting keypad from a mobile device :3
 
dLoc07

dLoc07

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xKuroiTaimax said:
I just noticed you typed 'slot' instead of 'alot'. Safari's autocorrect always does that, and usually you'd use the autocorrecting keypad from a mobile device :3
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Yeah this thing sucks for auto spell. But it's th best tablet I've ever used in my life!!!
 
Tenner

Tenner

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Normally front to back but I combine both techniques of wiping depending on the density of the material :D Get rid of the little bit lodging on the top :D
 
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