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[fdd2blk]

why are my cock n balls darker than the rest of my body, but only when i'm flaccid?

is it becuase of the skin not being stretched? they get even darker when its cold.

you should seek the advice of a medical professional.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

why does my bf always have a hard dick? he is horny as a teenager. is this how all men are?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

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[fdd2blk]

why does my bf always have a hard dick? he is horny as a teenager. is this how all men are?

yes, all men are like this. it's why we exist.

 

[dam612]

why does my bf always have a hard dick? he is horny as a teenager. is this how all men are?

i cant recall a morning where i didnt wake up with a raging boner, something about sleeping makes men horny in the morning

 

[DarthD3vl]

I hate it when i sit on my nuts.

why does my bf always have a hard dick? he is horny as a teenager. is this how all men are?

yeah my girl complains about that alot, like at first she liked it, but 7 years later she's had enough of me humping her everytime she bends over lol...

 

[lambofgod]

*coughs* *signature*

 

[Metasynth]

why are my cock n balls darker than the rest of my body, but only when i'm flaccid?

is it becuase of the skin not being stretched? they get even darker when its cold.

Try washing 'em every now and then, maybe all that dirty skin compacted when your flacid makes the dirt show more...lol...j/k homie




One time(at band camp), I bludgeoned a killer whale to death with my penis.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Guys like it when I use my teeth (gently) but how many actually like this, do you think? I know teeth on a clit could cause alot of damage to both parties...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Ya. That clit can throw a mean right hook when it sees teeth coming.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Most liked post in the thread, now like it. Go on. Validate me. I fucking dare you.

 

[DarthD3vl]

Ya. That clit can throw a mean right hook when it sees teeth coming.

stiff arm with flat palm to the forehead hurts.

 

[HighLife4Me]

If your left testicle is the larger one, does it mean you are more intelligent?

 

[bowlfullofbliss]

i cant recall a morning where i didnt wake up with a raging boner, something about sleeping makes men horny in the morning

Yea......it's called dreams......like an escape from the same old same old.

Enjoy he's so fired up for you.....cause it won't last. I promise. It'll just become something you have to do out of obligation to marriage. Fun huh.

 

[obijohn]

Morning wood can be related to one of the stages of sleep, but a lot of the time if you have a sex dream and wake up stiff, it's likely the dream was just recognizing the boner. And in most cases, you have a boner because you have to pee

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Yea......it's called dreams......like an escape from the same old same old.

Enjoy he's so fired up for you.....cause it won't last. I promise. It'll just become something you have to do out of obligation to marriage. Fun huh.

we have been together for 10 years. i wwould think he would be bored of me by now.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

we have been together for 10 years. i wwould think he would be bored of me by now.

Im disconcerted to hear you say that.

 

[fdd2blk]

If your left testicle is the larger one, does it mean you are more intelligent?

no, it means you may have a clogged duct. make an appointment with your family DR.

 

[ganjames]

why cant i find my penis? where did it go? will it ever come back?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Lol, want some help? X3

And it's not the clit that'll do the punching, but the lady screaming 'WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE TEETH'

Back to the question- seriously though, who likes a little nibble from time to time?