frank and beans
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The Cryptkeeper
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newatit2010
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Well I hate to say it, but young studs end up being old farts too. been there got that badge LMFAO Ride high FDD
bowlfullofbliss
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my penis and testicles.
i am a 45 year old man. i have a penis and know how to use it. this thread is for anyone who may have questions about the male anatomy.
Sounds like they've shrunk into sour grapes to me. Maybe if you see some humor in talking about vag instead of all the stupid ass questions about the exact same thing as every thread above and below it around here, than maybe you won't make threads like this. It's more fun than reading some 15 yr old kid asking if his babies are gonna be alright, or did I kill them, or they aren't growing fast enough.....are they ready yet......can I put it in a microwave and then smoke it right away.
GAH.
xKuroiTaimax
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So. Do you have issues running, like when a larger chested lady doesn't wear a sports bra?
Might as well try being constructive instead of taking the bait and tearing someone's thread down.
I dislike bitterness.
Might as well try being constructive instead of taking the bait and tearing someone's thread down.
I dislike bitterness.
timeismoney1
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This thread is crap without pics! 
medicalmaryjane
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why do the balls sometimes hang low and other times they feel tighter?
one time i was laying in bed doing my thing. i was on my back with my erect penis pointing towards the ceiling. there were hands involved. upon ejaculation i looked down at my penis. there was blood pumping out the end of it. and not just a little. i freaked out. made an appointment with my DR. i arrive at the appointment and explain what happened. he says "what, that's never happened to you before?" i was like "HELL NO!!!" he said it's actually quite common. that there are a lot of small blood vessel and can sometimes rupture. i have had no further issues since that one event, many years ago. i can still see it plain as day though. the thoughts that flashed thru my mind at the moment ...
bowlfullofbliss
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vag = funny
penis = not
got it, thanks.
did you have a question for me?
Na......no questions yet. But it's nice to know where I can go to talk and have someone to help and listen. Thanks man.
Way too early for bitterness on a beautiful saturday morning with a balmy 95 plus coming. Have a nice day
.running isn't such an issue. i did sit on one of my own nuts the other day though. they don't hang low, i just sat down at an angle and it rolled under me.
natural defense mechanism. when your body senses danger it retracts the testicles into the body as far as possible to protect them.
Beans belong in a cafe, if you don't mind me being Frank with you.
xKuroiTaimax
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I can imagine sitting on a testicle must not have been comfy at all 0_o
No wonder you freaked at the sight of blood. What your doctor said to you makes total sense to me, but it's still scary X3
GreatWhiteNorth, I know there are far fewer ladies here but I think this thread is more useful to us. Unless you want to discuss your little man too? I love you too, you know x
It is the Cannabis Cafe after all. ^^
I hear alot of men prefer fellatio to sex. I hate the thought because both parties aren't indulging at the time, but fair enough if this true for the majority of men. To be fair, I'm sure alot of women would say oral is the better deal for them aswell.
So guys, is it all about the blowjos or are you not bothered?
I find some guys who have one like the foreskin being pulled back quite alot, but I'm always a little scared of injuring them 0_0; Is this something really that risky or potentially uncomfortable?
No wonder you freaked at the sight of blood. What your doctor said to you makes total sense to me, but it's still scary X3
GreatWhiteNorth, I know there are far fewer ladies here but I think this thread is more useful to us. Unless you want to discuss your little man too? I love you too, you know x
It is the Cannabis Cafe after all. ^^
I hear alot of men prefer fellatio to sex. I hate the thought because both parties aren't indulging at the time, but fair enough if this true for the majority of men. To be fair, I'm sure alot of women would say oral is the better deal for them aswell.
So guys, is it all about the blowjos or are you not bothered?
I find some guys who have one like the foreskin being pulled back quite alot, but I'm always a little scared of injuring them 0_0; Is this something really that risky or potentially uncomfortable?
medicalmaryjane
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when they make a guy cough at the doctor and they feel the balls, what are they feeling for? i tried it on my bf and i didn't feel anything interesting. lol
xKuroiTaimax
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Lol, as amusing as that observation was, can we not bitch every five minutes?
This is Fdd's thread and I'll respect it. Let's just be nice to eachother :3
*waits for the answer to MMJ's question quietly*
i went to yahoo for this one, ...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080521060651AA3uE7x
"Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When you cough you increase the pressure in the abdomen. Since a hernia is a weak area in the abdominal wall the pressure tends to force abdominal contents though this area and the doctors examining finger can feel this as a protuberance coming through. The hernia can be felt in two areas. A hernia in the very lower abdominal wall just above the genitals is a "direct" hernia. An "indirect" hernia slides through a lower defect and protrudes down into the scrotal sac and that is why the doctor wll place his examining finger up into the scrotum."
medicalmaryjane
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LOL. sounds like i did it wrong. maybe i will try again later. is it bad that i subject him to such things for my own amusement?