Today i found my best friend in bed with my girl.

[CR500ROOST]

Today i found my best friend in bed with my girl.

 

[CR500ROOST]

My best friend is my dog

 

[Urca]

Did you beat that ass?... nvm oh youre sneaky

 

[suTraGrow]

Haha hell yea bro easy way out
Can start living your life now.

 

[CR500ROOST]

If you have any good jokes lets here them

 

[suTraGrow]

My best friend is my dog

Oh its a joke never mind.
Here i thought you got lucky.

 

[Sk306]

this thread is deceiving

 

[CR500ROOST]

this thread is deceiving

well thats the point of the joke

 

[UncleBuck]

My best friend is my dog

i see what ya did there....

 

[Prefontaine]

well thats the point of the joke

so this im working as a librarian and this little chic walks in, comes up to the counter and says "book book" i look down at the little chic with its cute little orange beak and puffy yellow feathers, and figure fuck it, so i hand the little chicy a book, little engine that could, and the little chicy stuck the book up under its wing and waddled away, not five minutes went by and the little chicy cam back, threw the book on the counter and said " book book" a little taken aback i handed the little chicy the book wipping boy, cause its a little tougher a read and apprently this chicy is no dullard the little chicy put the book up under its wing and waddled away, i went back to checking in the huge stack of books in front of me, and was just putting a dent in my work when aanother book flopped onto the pile in front of me, i looked up and to my surprise the little chicy said "book book" this time i was gonna give that little chicy a read, so i handed the chicy dune by frank herbert, the little chicy kind of put it under its wing and waddled away, in a rather side ways sort of shuffle,

that was it though, i was gonna follow this little chicy, and so i did, across the street down and alley and into the park i folowed this little chicy, and the chicy stopped in front of a bush, Suddenly a little frog hopped out and the chicy flopped Dune by frank herbert down on the ground in front of him and said "book book" the frog took one look at the book and said "read-it"


WOOT WOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA WOOT WOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA WOOT CHUGA WOOT WOOT

 

[beardo]

I didn't read the thread but i'm guessing you worked it all out into some sort of three way since the title of the thread says something about Your Girl and Your Best Friend as in present tense-Have fun !!!

 

[CR500ROOST]

I didn't read the thread but i'm guessing you worked it all out into some sort of three way since the title of the thread says something about Your Girl and Your Best Friend as in present tense-Have fun !!!

lol yea all 3 of us worked it out

 

[direwolf71]

My best friend is my dog

Was there a jar of peanut butter involved?

 

[CR500ROOST]

the biggest jar of peanut butter i could find