Holy Fuck ME Batman!!!

Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Two stories.

First story, we were in downtown Las Vegas sitting on the edge of the planter near the entrance of the Golden Nugget and a security guard came over and said I should move down a few feet. I looked behind me and here was a black widow just spinning her web. Freaked my ass out.

Second story, just a few days ago I opened my closet and here was one of those jumping spiders sitting on a shirt sleeve. I moved and it climbed into that sleeve. I never did find it. Now I check EVERYTHING before I put it on.

Oh yeah, they found Brown Recluses in the next town over. I didn't think they lived in the north.

Kill them, kill them all.
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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Carne Seca said:
us to kill any spiders in the house because they are the descendents of Spider Grandmother (long story). Dad will grab his hat and escort wasps and hornets out the door. He refuses to kill them. I, on the other hand, draw the line at creatures that can put me in the hospital with one bite.
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Sounds like me, lol!

Except the whole spider grandmother thing... I just respect all animals, just as they can kill you with one bite, you can also kill them with one squish, fair trade.
 
PeacefulKid1992

PeacefulKid1992

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Carne Seca said:
I was going out the back door to refill some hummingbird feeders when I noticed a huge Black Widow on the wall next to the door. I grabbed the Die-You-Fucking-Spider spray and doused the little murderous bitch. She dropped to the floor so I did the natural thing and stepped on it.

HER BABIES WENT EVERYWHERE.

They were on her abdomen and I didn't even see them. I spent the next 8 hours spraying and taking apart shit and spraying some more and coughing my ass off and then spraying even more.

I think I have cancer now.

I know I missed one or two and they are lurking and biding their time for revenge. I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week.
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killing animals is not cool
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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I hate spiders. That sounds traumatic Carne Seca, at least to me. Smoke some ganj and feel better. I have a feeling you got all the babies.
 
Urca

Urca

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Fuck spiders. Im not as afraid of them as i used to be, but fuck them. kill them if they're in your house. Snakes dont scare me, i wouldnt choose to be around one, but im not afraid...
 
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