Pussy <3 <--

[Corso312]

most epic quote ever

who coined that? james joyce? edger allen powe? shakespeare?

 

[doser]

Hmm i think someones hormones are raging

you know how to make a hormone?
poke her in the eye
sorry

 

[Luger187]

Squirting has nothing to do with urine. It's a milky White odorless fluid produced by the skene's glands. Not all women 'think ' they can, but my assumption is they have the equipment but not the right circumstances.

Bah, greedy men. I've given far too many BJs without so much as a thankyou. Hearing 'that was the best head I've ever had' still a whole year down the line was alright I guess...

id eat you out if you gave me a bj =P

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

i caught that lol that is unattractive to me that just means ur loose i would NEVER cum take fucking forever if i did lol. my ex wife when we started dating i could barely get 2 fingers in her we used sooo much lube to try to get my dick in her and she was still in pain lol not a fan of hotdog in a hallway shit no offense but my preference

Don't get me wrong, I'm as tight as it gets. I've embarrassed the hell out of a few who were horny as anything but had issues staying up long enough to force it in without trying to hold the front door open with a few fingers. It might take a bit but I stretch to accommodate and contract when it's inside- I stretch to however big whatever's in there is if I'm turned on, no extra unless you add.

Luger- where's the plane, and please bring ganja x

 

[Corso312]

lol...figured you were a dude...if you are that tight that means you are not getting wet enough and aroused

 

[jdmcwestevo]

Don't get me wrong, I'm as tight as it gets. I've embarrassed the hell out of a few who were horny as anything but had issues staying up long enough to force it in without trying to hold the front door open with a few fingers. It might take a bit but I stretch to accommodate and contract when it's inside- I stretch to however big whatever's in there is if I'm turned on, no extra unless you add.

ok lol i was thinking straight gaping hole shit lol. i've had a chick that i wanted for years finally got her and she was loose as fuck. i was disapointed to say the least lol

 

[Corso312]

ahhhhhh the ol hotdog in the hallway kinda gal..i have heard about them

 

[N0iZ]

Can you be born loose, or do you have to earn your loose card

 

[Corso312]

great question... i am gonna say you have to earn it

 

[CR500ROOST]

lol girl do orgasm but they dont shoot juices that way. When a girl orgasms the receptor at the back of the pussy is basically sucking up the sperms that may have been deposited.

I have seen a video lol it looks like an asshole giving kisses

I think i seen that porn video lol jk

 

[jdmcwestevo]

Can you be born loose, or do you have to earn your loose card

some girls are born loose. just like a guy can be born with a horse cock or a sewing needle lol

 

[cranker]

great question... i am gonna say you have to earn it

If you don't know the answer to that you're either A. Too High or B. Need to get more pussy

 

[RyanTheRhino]

Why do you think girls have cherries to pop. you are slightly ripping the pussy.

 

[cranker]

some girls are born loose. just like a guy can be born with a horse cock or a sewing needle lol

If girls were born loose they wouldn't have hymens.

 

[cranker]

Why do you think girls have cherries to pop. you are slightly ripping the pussy.

ya exactly lol

 

[Corso312]

there is no way to know if a bitch is a whore who has banged 400 guys and has a loose pussy or she was born that way...it is all speculation... if i had to guess i say loose pussy = loose broad..maybe there is some women who have only slept with 5 guys who are real loose, but i doubt it

 

[CR500ROOST]

What are some movies names that could also be turned into porn names like
James Bond = James Bondage
The Italian Job = The Italian Rim Job
Harry Potter = Harry Peter lol

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

lol...figured you were a dude...if you are that tight that means you are not getting wet enough and aroused

I was. It's just the very entrance that is physically small and tight, get past there and you'd see that those times I was aroused I was indeed soaking wet and ready to accomodate beyond that first hurdle. Alot of women have polyps, which are just normal tissue that swells up with blood and can shut things off a little at the entrance, despite them being ready.

Good god, you thought I was a guy? Only takes a second to look at my profile. Hey guys, this dude has missed like 5 threads full of my underwear. X3

Oh, and Cranker, I already mentioned that the 'hymen' membrane concept is an outdated misconception.

 

[cranker]

there is no way to know if a bitch is a whore who has banged 400 guys and has a loose pussy or she was born that way...it is all speculation... if i had to guess i say loose pussy = loose broad..maybe there is some women who have only slept with 5 guys who are real loose, but i doubt it

It doesn't matter how many guys she's banging it's frequency

 

[N0iZ]

If you don't know the answer to that you're either A. Too High or B. Need to get more pussy

I thought it was a good question. I mean is that not what this thread is for???
And yea, I'll admit it, I'm pretty new to it all, seeing how I lost my v-card only a handful of months ago. And I have been with the same girl since I lost it. But hey, if it aint broke, don't fix it