Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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Awwww, he loves you.
I know.. I laugh every time I see that face its addicting. It took like 5 times looking at it then it just like sucks you in.
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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Bring it on, we need some new blood.
Someone seems to think that my intent was negative. I meant to come on and join the fun. Sheeech!
Someone seems to think that my intent was negative. I meant to come on and join the fun. Sheeech!
Winter Woman
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IN OUR BEST INTEREST
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in
the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating
jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE ( Retire Aged People Early ).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program ( Special Help After Forced Termination ).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program ( System Covering Retired-Early Workers ).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many
times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS ( Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse ) or HERPES ( Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance ).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much
SHIT ( Special High Intensity Training ) as possible. Congress has always
prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT , please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives ( E.V.I.L. )
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in
the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating
jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE ( Retire Aged People Early ).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program ( Special Help After Forced Termination ).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program ( System Covering Retired-Early Workers ).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many
times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS ( Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse ) or HERPES ( Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance ).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much
SHIT ( Special High Intensity Training ) as possible. Congress has always
prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT , please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives ( E.V.I.L. )
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
RyanTheRhino
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[video=youtube;JcjoGn6FLwI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcjoGn6FLwI&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
RyanTheRhino
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lets turn it into a giant copper still l so we can all drink in misery
Slojo69
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HAAAHHHAHAAHAHAAAH!! I was crying on this video LOL!!! ... OHH SHIITT GET THE WATA NIGGA! GET THE WATA!!! .... LOL!!!!
Dirty Harry
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I wonder how much it is worth for scrap value? Homes get the copper pipes stolen for scrap value because copper is a valuable metal. It was given to us as a gift so maybe we should cash in on it's value.
RyanTheRhino
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Winter Woman
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"Scientists have now confirmed that the east coast earthquake was centered on the Not My Fault that runs from the White House to the Capitol, and was triggered by the collective rolling in their graves of our founding fathers."
Dirty Harry
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Outstanding!
