Marijuana dETOX

[iblazethatkush]

ohhh ok man now I see what your saying, thats real cool. So basically your just pissing out water! Pretty smart. Where does the creatine come in, doesn't it have to do with ADP/ATP?

I don't know what ADP/ATP means but they bust ppl for diluting the test by checking your creatine levels. Supposedly drinking a lot of water lowers the creatine level in your body and they can tell how much water you've been drinking by checking how much creatine is in your piss.

 

[iblazethatkush]

Also if u can't afford to fail this test i would suggest buying an at-home drug test and test yourself to make sure your clean b4 u go in. You can get them for like 10 bucks at wal-mart or rite=aid. Hope i helped. Good luck man

 

[jj1234]

Alright thank you for the idea

 

[smkpt]

good luck on your drug test

 

[Tokablunt]

Actually I've used the bleach before, if you fill the bottom of the cap about 1/16th of an inch, that'll do it just fine. Of course I'd suggest diluting it heavily with something (a coke works great. to hide the taste. Bleach will never give Dr. Pepper cause for concern taste-wise.

 

[cherinlisster]

I have a family member that works for the same company and she put in a good recomendation for me. So it seems pretty likely that i'll be getting this job. The problem is, i've been a daily stoner for better than a year.

 

[redivider]

don't drink bleach unless you think death is an option.

drink a lot of water... a lot a lot a lot of water...... a lot a lot a lot a lot of water...

 

[wanabe]

fuck that drinx it dont work belive me if youd like but its bullshit

 

[hazed06]

iv had resent experience with this.. and yess drinking tons of water and quite smoking is the BEST way.... i dont know how long u have b4 your test but i didnt have but 2days (was for drug court)

so i went to my local head shop were iv seen the detox shit b4 and talked to guy.. bc i didnt have time to fully detox my body he sold me a drink(cant fuckin remember the name sry) but it cleanses your system for like 5 hours.(does not detox your body but "covers" it up for those hours)

this drink worked for me no way my system was clean..also there were few steps the guy told me to do b4 and after the drink. if ya need them ill tell ya but ask the people were u buy it...
everyones body i different and this method is not recommended if it can b avoided.. (im 22yr, 6' and 165lb and dont have alot of body fat)
good luck with the testing

 

[RyanTheRhino]

drink a gallon of bleach. haha lots of water and ull be good

I just want to point out that's a joke. You never know what desperate people will do

 

[Bulbasaur]

don't drink bleach unless you think death is an option.

drink a lot of water... a lot a lot a lot of water...... a lot a lot a lot a lot of water...

look at the date, if he did... hes dead now

 

[dababydroman]

water, cranberry juice, exercise, sauna. and when you take the test, piss a little bit in the toilet first and give the last of your stream to the cup.

 

[dannyboy602]

What ever happened to the wizzinator? That fake dick thing.

 

[T Ray]

Substitution is the best method. All they do is make you empty out your pockets. Take a 5 hour energy bottle, have someone who's clean piss in a gatorade bottle within 24 hrs of your test (store in fridge until ready) , put the clean piss in the 5 hour energy bottle (or something similar)(make sure it's completely full b/c you need 60 m/l for the test), tape it to your leg (you can get a hot hands heat pad if you want to keep temp up, but your body heat should be ok), go to the office, when they give you the container fill it up with the clean piss, then take a piss in the toilet (for effect) and your good to go. MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT FLUSH THE TOILET! Otherwise your sample is no good and you will have to piss again.

 

[canuckgrow]

This is why I work for myself and myself alone.....works every time,never fails,sure fire method to beat any drug test.