Hydrotech364
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Man they have changed the story ten times already.I am going to just settle for not believing any of the Media.
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patlpp
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Are you guys kidding me? Fuck all of you. Can't you have a LITTLE respect for the dead?
Dirty Harry
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You should of learned that lesson years ago.
I 100% agree. I am a vet, no where near their level...and I shed some tears.
I'm a Vet, Very Sad for these SEALS. RIP Brothers
PetFlora
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I am a Vietnam Vet. I believe we all have the utmost respect for all the poor brain-washed bastards who buy into the war is necessary BS- "Yours is not to question why, yours is but to do- or die!".
The story goes so much deeper, and darker than most are willing to admit, and so the Powers That Be continue to masquerade as leaders with our best interest at heart.
If you look down the rabbit hole you will begin to see that all governments have a very dark agenda.
Do you recall Morpheus' Red Pill or Blue Pill option to The One? Will you continue to remain asleep, or will you wake up and join those who have woken up? This earth needs all the light it can muster to stop the dark agenda, which has spiraled out of control. The Devil eats its' own.
Winter Woman
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[FONT="]A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
[FONT="]They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
[FONT="]He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
[FONT="]The girl has been watching him and says:[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"You must be a dentist."[/FONT]
[FONT="]The guy, surprised, says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."[/FONT]
[FONT="]One thing leads to another and they make love.[/FONT]
[FONT="]After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The girl replies:.....[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="] "Didn't feel a thing."[/FONT]
[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
[FONT="]He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
[FONT="]The girl has been watching him and says:[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"You must be a dentist."[/FONT]
[FONT="]The guy, surprised, says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."[/FONT]
[FONT="]One thing leads to another and they make love.[/FONT]
[FONT="]After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The girl replies:.....[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="] "Didn't feel a thing."[/FONT]
[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
Winter Woman
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered..'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Los Angeles, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from San Francisco chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers....Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains ,and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered..'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Los Angeles, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from San Francisco chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers....Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains ,and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
curious old fart
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An old woman and her husband were listening to a faith healer on the radio. The faith healer said to put one hand on the radio and the other hand on the part of your body that needed healing. The old woman put one hand on the radio and the other hand on her ailing heart and her husband put one hand on the radio and he grabbed his crotch with the other. The old woman replied, "he said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead."
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Winter Woman
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For all of you Vets... THANK YOU!
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Winter Woman
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Another one for you Vets. Some of you will be too young to know who Martha Raye was. Here is something that I didn't know about this incredible woman.
Most of the old time entertainers were made out of a lot sterner stuff than today's crop of activists and whiners.The following is from an Army Aviator friend who takes another trip down memory lane:
It was just before Thanksgiving '67 and we were ferrying dead and wounded from a large GRF west of Pleiku ,Vietnam. We had run out of body bags by noon, so the Hook (CH-47 CHINOOK) was pretty rough in the back. All of a sudden, we heard a 'take-charge' woman's voice in the rear.
There was the singer and actress, Martha Raye, with a Special Forces beret and jungle fatigues, with subdued markings, helping the wounded into the Chinook, and carrying the dead aboard. 'Maggie' had been visiting her Special Forces 'heroes'.
We took off, short of fuel, and headed to the USAF hospital pad at Pleiku. As we all started unloading our sad pax's, a 'Smart-Ass' USAF Captain said to Martha.... Ms. Ray, with all these dead and wounded to process, there won't be time for your show!
To all of our surprise, she pulled on her right collar and said.....Captain, see this eagle? I am a full 'Bird' Colonel in the US Army Reserve and on this is a 'Caduceus' which means I am a Nurse, with a surgical specialty. Now take me to your wounded.
He said, yes ma'am.... Follow me.
Several times at the Army Field Hospital in Pleiku, she would cover a surgical shift, giving a nurse a well-deserved break.
Martha is the only woman buried in the Special Forces cemetery at Ft. Bragg .
Most of the old time entertainers were made out of a lot sterner stuff than today's crop of activists and whiners.The following is from an Army Aviator friend who takes another trip down memory lane:
It was just before Thanksgiving '67 and we were ferrying dead and wounded from a large GRF west of Pleiku ,Vietnam. We had run out of body bags by noon, so the Hook (CH-47 CHINOOK) was pretty rough in the back. All of a sudden, we heard a 'take-charge' woman's voice in the rear.
There was the singer and actress, Martha Raye, with a Special Forces beret and jungle fatigues, with subdued markings, helping the wounded into the Chinook, and carrying the dead aboard. 'Maggie' had been visiting her Special Forces 'heroes'.
We took off, short of fuel, and headed to the USAF hospital pad at Pleiku. As we all started unloading our sad pax's, a 'Smart-Ass' USAF Captain said to Martha.... Ms. Ray, with all these dead and wounded to process, there won't be time for your show!
To all of our surprise, she pulled on her right collar and said.....Captain, see this eagle? I am a full 'Bird' Colonel in the US Army Reserve and on this is a 'Caduceus' which means I am a Nurse, with a surgical specialty. Now take me to your wounded.
He said, yes ma'am.... Follow me.
Several times at the Army Field Hospital in Pleiku, she would cover a surgical shift, giving a nurse a well-deserved break.
Martha is the only woman buried in the Special Forces cemetery at Ft. Bragg .
Winter Woman
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Do you know how much husband daycare would cost me?
Winter Woman
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck....
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck....
kush fario
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LMFAO thank you too all the resent posters i was out of town and when i came back i sure got a good laugh! 
To all the war vets out there my heart goes out to you and what you did to serve your country where ever you are from and i salute you.
To all the war vets out there my heart goes out to you and what you did to serve your country where ever you are from and i salute you.
Winter Woman
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This didn't make me laugh, but I was truly amazed. He must be Mozart reincarnated.
[video=youtube;0REJ-lCGiKU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REJ-lCGiKU[/video]
Here he is conducting the Kremlin Orchestra in their USA tour.
[video=youtube;c7ILOqRkg4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ILOqRkg4U&feature=related[/video]
[video=youtube;0REJ-lCGiKU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REJ-lCGiKU[/video]
Here he is conducting the Kremlin Orchestra in their USA tour.
[video=youtube;c7ILOqRkg4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ILOqRkg4U&feature=related[/video]
Winter Woman
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This one warmed my heart.
A child's view of thunderstorms...
A little girl walked to and from school daily.
Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming,
she made her daily trek to school.
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning.
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter
would be frightened as she walked home from school.
She also feared the electrical storm might harm her child.
A child's view of thunderstorms...
A little girl walked to and from school daily.
Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming,
she made her daily trek to school.
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning.
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter
would be frightened as she walked home from school.
She also feared the electrical storm might harm her child.
Full of concern, the mother got into her car
and quickly drove along the route to her child's school.
As she did, she saw her little girl walking along.
At each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up, and smile.
More lighting followed quickly and with each,
the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.
When the mother drew up beside the child,
she lowered the window and called, "What are you doing?"
The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty
because God keeps taking my picture."
Winter Woman
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RyanTheRhino
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Funny R-kelly parody
[video=youtube;qmGVYki-oyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qmGVYki-oyQ[/video]
[video=youtube;qmGVYki-oyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qmGVYki-oyQ[/video]