i'm watching COPS and dude swears ... "these aren't my pants, i didn't even know that was in my pocket."
i see them saying this A LOT.
why?
That's fucking classic fdd. That's like the #1 excuse.. I watch COPS all the time and I hear people come up with that excuse quite often, total classic, lol.
Cop: Turn around and face the car and put your hands on the roof
*cop begins searching the defendant*
Cop: Oh, well.. well.. well.... whats this in your pocket? Oh, well looky here! It's a crack pipe!
Defendant: Huh? Crack pipe!?! Ahhhh man, damn.. you know that aint mine! You must have put it in my pocket when you were searching me!
Cop: No sir, I didn't put anything in your pocket or pockets.. this is all you buddy.
Defendant: NAH man! These are my friends pants.. they aint even mine fool.
Cop: Oh, alright.. so you wear your friends pants all the time? Make a habit of it often?!
Defendant: Nah man.. just tonight. I was at a party, and some how lost my pants.. so I just put on the first pair of pants I could find..
Cop: and there just happens to be a crack pipe in the pocket too eh?
Defendant: I guess so man..
Cop: Eh, I think I've arrested you a few times before.. for crack possession
Defendant: Nah brah, that wasn't me man.. wasn't me.
LMAO, total classic!
Let me break this down for all you kids/teens around this site. If you ever get caught with cannabis or a glass pipe.. just tell the popo the truth man. You'd be surprised at how far the truth will go and how far it will take you. 60 to 70% of the time, if your honest with the cops.. and you just have like a little amount on you... 70% of the time, as long as your honest right from the beginning with the cop, you have a 60% chance of the cop possibly making you dump out the marijuana or crushing your pipe.. getting a ticket (summons to court - instead of going to jail that night and having your car impounded) and getting the chance to go home, instead of jail.
Just trying to help educate you young people.
peace.