Embarrasing stuff about you??

[Urca]

lol i thought it would be funny to have a thread about embarrassing things about your body, or some one you know's body. To make it fair, ill start.

I have a skin condition on my neck that comes and goes, and its back with a vengence right now. Your turn.

 

[Bonghostage]

I've been completely sober for two whole days.

 

[DSB65]

Been to prison 5 times.....

 

[The*Mad*Hatter]

hummm....damn, ill be supised if many people respond with honest answers......but giving that, im not that shy of a person, so the one bad thing about my body i'v always hated, i have a hairy ass, i think hairy ass's are gross, and well...i have one...o well...seems to be plenty of women out their that dont seem to care

 

[Nusky]

I had erotic hypnosis sex with a duty manager once. Hottest sex ever, right in front of all the customers waiting in line too.

 

[ganjames]

hummm....damn, ill be supised if many people respond with honest answers......but giving that, im not that shy of a person, so the one bad thing about my body i'v always hated, i have a hairy ass, i think hairy ass's are gross, and well...i have one...o well...seems to be plenty of women out their that dont seem to care

like, all up in the asscrack/taint area?

 

[SocataSmoker]

Aw come on now, is this a thread to promote low self-esteem?

There should be nothing embarrassing about your body!


Who wants to go streaking?

 

[The*Mad*Hatter]

like, all up in the asscrack/taint area?

eh...lets not get all carryed away...its not like an assfro down their or anything, just a light....hummm peach fuzz if you will...lmao

 

[Tenner]

I`m not embarrased by this but I have a mole on my upper left ass cheek.

Its a flat mole or propably just a pigmentation but the problem is its not a round shape. Its got a very uneven shape and looks like 3 moles joined at a weird angle with one of them slightly faded.

Basicly, it looks like a piece of smeared dried up shit LOL I don`t have many moles either so people might get the wrong idea haha

 

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[Devildog93]

My dick curves to the right.

 

[UncleBuck]

i have a tiny penis and a major problem with premature ejaculation.

 

[Metasynth]

I eat kittens for a bowel condition.

 

[Devildog93]

I eat kittens for a bowel condition.

I like Chinese food too.

 

[Urca]

this was soooooooo funny!!

 

[timeismoney1]

Well this thread went off topic quick

 

[Urca]

lol yup!!!!

 

[Murfy]

i have a huge penis-

and can hold for hours!................wait, that's not embarrassing.

 

[Urca]

i have a huge penis-

and can hold for hours!................wait, that's not embarrassing.

haha nope, just means you're a god on earth

 

[Murfy]

but i have to admit-

i'm sort of embarrassed for posting in this thread.

have fun!