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r1tony

New Member
Lets just skip to your 100th post...

OMG cops raided me I am trying to find a loop hole in the laws, as I have too much medicine per law. Help they took everything, this is unfair!!
*insert profanity with crying*
 

rzza

Well-Known Member
you come to learn your rights from a bunch of stoners on a public forum..SMH
 
The least you could do is help the guy out.. "ear".....

You are allowed to have 150 plants.
And no more then 40 lbs dry weight.
blatantly giving out misinformation isnt cool, 12 plants and 2.5 ozs
when they ask what their plant yields then its time to fuck with them and say pounds instead of oz's
 

Buddy Ganga

Active Member
blatantly giving out misinformation isnt cool, 12 plants and 2.5 ozs
when they ask what their plant yields then its time to fuck with them and say pounds instead of oz's
Dear Captain save a Grow,

I'm guessing you are having a "slap me around like a little bitch until I snap out of it" day.
Well I've got a better idea, rather then call you names like "tight ass",
or "fucking hypocrite" I'm going to try and love you out of it.
You might be as dry as a popcorn fart and grumpy as all hell, but I think it can be done.

Your woman is bitching at a locked front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which door do you open first ?
The back door, because your dog will stop barking as soon as you open the door.

Whats a pot heads favorite body part ? "EAR".......

My girlfriend said she wanted 12 inchs and make it hurt, so I gave her 6 twice and slapped her in the cocksucker.

I was so glade when they found the balloon boy, for a second there I though Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

Good thing Eminem's favorite candy wasn't Whachamacallit ... I snicker at that one every time I say it.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ? Pepper spray will do that to ya!

3 guys are walking down the street.
Two of them walk into a bar.
The third guy ducted.

Mickey mouse was really upset after talking to his divorce attorney.
His attorney filled for divorce on the grounds of adultery.
Mickey was heard yelling "I said I wanted a divorce because she is fucking goofy", not because she's cheating on me.

How ignorant have we as a people become when we have to put "In WINTER" on every bridge sign that says "Bridge may be icy" ?

Why do women have two hole so close together ? So we can carry them home like a six pack

I hear Monica Lewinski is coming out with a new book. It's a scratch and sniff.

My favorite "short" stories are
Learn to fly by John Denver
Shake it up baby my Janet Reno
Honor thy wife by Bill Clinton

What goes " feefifi-fofifofo " ? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number.

I really hope I could help you get out of your mood.
If not hey, go dry fuck a porcupine !
 

Buddy Ganga

Active Member
alot of typing for nonsense
giving out misinformation that someone may take as fact isnt good. they might take it as Gospel and run with it getting into legal trouble.
something such as yield is very subjective to the grower and his/her education.
Ok, game on..

1. If you gave a shit about properly informing posters about the laws you would have told the op that he was already over the legal limit, rather then posting a joke reply.. So save it.

2. You may think our fellow readers and posters lack the intelligence and common sense to see that my post was a joke, but I don't.
I believe anyone reading my post realized it was all in humor with the "ear" ... And if that wasn't enough then my "extreme numbers" would be.

3.You can try to justify your obvious hypocrisy every time you reply to me, but it's not going to change what it is.
 

hic

Well-Known Member
ahhh my dear online friend rzza..... does it ever end?

BTW you guys are very funny... the whole mike tyson phone number bit is fucking GOLDEN! I know you boys cannot get along but you must agree you all are very unique charecters and that alone gives you grounds to build friendships someday... you guys are too funny and you do bring me humor at times even if you are being mean to each other.
 
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