Never Drinking Hard Liquor Again

[lime73]

Very entertaining thread!

 

[racerboy71]

What happened to that dude? did his i'm going to kill myself thread take a turn for the worse or did his landlord throw him and his boyfriend out and they lost internet or did he gat banned?

they / she showed up here not too long ago, idk, maybe i want to say under a month or so ago, and just started another thread like she was just here yesterday and all, i forget what that thread was about, maybe something along the lines of her and her man breaking up, she's back to smoking, blah blah blah... then she just vanished again... maybe japan got hit by another tsnunamia, lol..

 

[beardo]

they / she showed up here not too long ago, idk, maybe i want to say under a month or so ago, and just started another thread like she was just here yesterday and all, i forget what that thread was about, maybe something along the lines of her and her man breaking up, she's back to smoking, blah blah blah... then she just vanished again... maybe japan got hit by another tsnunamia, lol..

Was that a chick with the tattoo on the chest? and glasses? I thought they were gay guys, they lived in japan? crazy, yeah I remember the drama suicide hotline thread and some shit about dirty dishes, I wonder if the landlord ended up having to do the dishes?

 

[racerboy71]

Was that a chick with the tattoo on the chest? and glasses? they lived in japan? crazy, yeah I remember the drama suicide hotline thread and some shit about dirty dishes, I wonder if the landlord ended up having to do the dishes?

lol, yah, she was a a she for sure, no doubts.. she even entered in the hottest chic's of riu thread, but april ran her out of there with her tail between her legs with her bad ass self, lol, @ april...

 

[Carne Seca]

did you scream like a girl and flap your hands in the air?

You mean act like you?

 

[lime73]

You mean act like you?

Excellent come back!

ah ok had me worried for a second

why would you worry? I find your posts entertaining

 

[Carne Seca]

OMG i just jumped up on my couch and now i'm looking for the damn scorpion, omg ok i'm a canuck we have spiders and moose, dear god muffin u ok,

I'm still creeped out. I haven't found it but I sprayed the shit out of my room. It's kind of like a bee sting. I've been stung before. The poison isn't too bad unless you're allergic.

 

[april]

I'm still creeped out. I haven't found it but I sprayed the shit out of my room. It's kind of like a bee sting. I've been stung before. The poison isn't too bad unless you're allergic.

If i sucked out the poison do u think it would give u wood? lol
Damn take a benadryl and soak in salty warm water, well depending what part got stung lol ouch!

 

[Carne Seca]

If i sucked out the poison do u think it would give u wood? lol

Most likely. Then I would need a manual on how to work your plumbing.

Damn take a benadryl and soak in salty warm water, well depending what part got stung lol ouch!

It stung my index finger and swelled a little bit. I put some clorox on it. It helps to neutralize the poison.

 

[fdd2blk]

You mean act like you?

no, that's not what i mean.

i would have simply grabbed it and eaten it.

eeek, a bug.

Excellent come back!



why would you worry? I find your posts entertaining

how is that an "excellent comeback"?

see, carne is an omitted homosexual. who "stereotypically" would scream like a girl and flap his hands in the air.

i am not an openly admitted homosexual so the joke really means nothing when directed towards me.

it really wasn't a good comeback at all. unless you have a "fan club" to back you up.

I'm still creeped out. I haven't found it but I sprayed the shit out of my room. It's kind of like a bee sting. I've been stung before. The poison isn't too bad unless you're allergic.

sprayed it with air freshener?

what do you spray to help find a scorpion?


"thread of the week"

If i sucked out the poison do u think it would give u wood? lol

only if it stun him in the ass.





now THAT was funny.

Most likely. Then I would need a manual on how to work your plumbing.

just pretend it's a rectum.

 

[lime73]

Guess I find the little things amusing at times? and yes I got that part of it and more no no fans here?

 

[......]

Speaking of which, I ran to the store for a bottle of Tequila. When I was coming in the door, I felt something plop on my shoulder. I decided it was my shirt catching on something so I didn't pay any attention. I went into my room and bent over the bed and a scorpion dropped off my shoulder. Without thinking (and in a panic) I swept it off the bed with my bare hand.... and it stung me. It hurt like hell. I hate those damn things.

I still haven't found it.

aren't they poisonous?you better get to a fucking hospital

 

[Carne Seca]

aren't they poisonous?you better get to a fucking hospital

About as poisonous as a bee or wasp sting. The little clear ones are the ones you have to watch out for. They can make you really sick. I think they're called bark scorpions because they usually hang out inside tree bark.

bark scorpion ^^^

 

[kmksrh21]

That's crazy!!! I just found a scorpion in my grow room... and a snake buddy of his slithering around right outside of it... of course I had to EXERCISE THE DEMONS! (jim carey voice) and kill them.. the price you pay for living in the desert....

Thought you'd all enjoy a pic... don't drink and fuck with scorpions though not a good idea LMAO!!

 

[Carne Seca]

no, that's not what i mean.

i would have simply grabbed it and eaten it.

eeek, a bug.



how is that an "excellent comeback"?

see, carne is an omitted homosexual. who "stereotypically" would scream like a girl and flap his hands in the air.

i am not an openly admitted homosexual so the joke really means nothing when directed towards me.

it really wasn't a good comeback at all. unless you have a "fan club" to back you up.



sprayed it with air freshener?

what do you spray to help find a scorpion?


"thread of the week"





only if it stun him in the ass.





now THAT was funny.





just pretend it's a rectum.

Careful. Your homophobia is showing.

::busy wondering what an omitted homosexual is::

 

[Carne Seca]

That's crazy!!! I just found a scorpion in my grow room... and a snake buddy of his slithering around right outside of it... of course I had to EXERCISE THE DEMONS! (jim carey voice) and kill them.. the price you pay for living in the desert....

Thought you'd all enjoy a pic... don't drink and fuck with scorpions though not a good idea LMAO!!

We had a huge bullsnake in our back yard about 3 weeks ago. The dog scared it with his ugly mug.

 

[fdd2blk]

Careful. Your homophobia is showing.

if that's how you have to see it.

typical and predictable.

 

[Carne Seca]

if that's how you have to see it.

typical and predictable.

Have a nice day.

 

[fdd2blk]

Have a nice day.

it's 2am. i'm about to call it a night.

you are falling flat this evening.

 

[Carne Seca]