The UK Growers Thread!
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supersillybilly
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Go on Dura tell them
Saerimmner
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Im away for 3 days so just been soaking the plants and sitting em in trays of water lol, hopefully they will survive till i get back and then it will be harvest time 
allywado
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The plants make trichomes in order to attract a male and for the pollen to stick to the buds aswell, and when it gets darker longer than it has been then it kinda makes sense that the plant would make an extra push toward gettin pollenated and make more trichomes but how much can in 48 hours really......
dura72
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u make it sound like a dirty secret ya cunt!!oh well here goes....im training to a be an adviser with citizens advice burea...yeah ironic isnt it....but set a thief to catch a thief.
supersillybilly
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Citizens Advice. Fucking priceless. I said to Dura - "Yer no sitting in a wee room looking at RIU on their computers are you" to which he replied, in a don't give a fuck tone - "Aye, How?"
Not laughed so hard since I seen an old woman do the splits after she slipped on a huge dog shite.
Picture it, your fucked with debt, you venture into CAB, your last hope. "Dura will see you in interview room 1 sir"
You walk in, theres a guy covered in tatts wearing a baseball cap snorting a line of beko while admiring a massive pic of bud on RIU.
Not laughed so hard since I seen an old woman do the splits after she slipped on a huge dog shite.
Picture it, your fucked with debt, you venture into CAB, your last hope. "Dura will see you in interview room 1 sir"
You walk in, theres a guy covered in tatts wearing a baseball cap snorting a line of beko while admiring a massive pic of bud on RIU.
supersillybilly
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Add your name on their income/expenditure. lol
tip top toker
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Can't find the liink still, but from what i recall it was as close to NASA standards as things go, a genuine high powered lab experiment. It showed upto 30% increase in THC production, but this is not an across the board figure and different strains vary.
If running a perpetual, just get a big cardboard box with an ona block in there or something and remove them from the cab into the box for 72 hours, no need to bother with turning off veg lights etc.
I have once harvested one cheese in the morning then leaving lights off and harvesting the other the following morning, i noticed sweet fuck all of a difference
(contrary to what the grow bible sais, i've been looking pretty closely at my seeded cheese out of curiosities sake, i find it rather fascinating, but god damn i have NEVER seen my cheese so frosty with such big trichs, i mean i have never been able to tell trichome colour from simple observation wihtout a mic before, right now it's just a bit crazy.
Looked into my veg tent and i can see my black rose breaking the surface so very excited. My Cheese quake x ak48 is nice and healthy too so should hopefully go into flower in about 5-6 weeks The void also turned out to be female so i'm very happy, that's two extra females budding that aren't normally in there, 50% increase in output woop.
Despite rising profits, British gas are about to raise their electricity prices by 16% and gas by 19% or something, time to boycott them, not least because of their "fraudulent" terms and conditions as they have told me, i recall when the government said they were increasing taxes on northern gas and oil production and the guys that owned the sites said they simply wouldn't use them any more until the taxes were suitable, the consequence was that gas and electricity prices would go up. Cunts
Found out something ridiculous today, employers have to pay the government in order to pay taxes. If you hire someone who pays tax, you have to pay the government £400 a month just to use their PAYE system, which is a scam as it is as all they're doing is holding all the tax making lots of interest on it and then returning the overpayments a year later.
There ya go, have a days worth of post
If running a perpetual, just get a big cardboard box with an ona block in there or something and remove them from the cab into the box for 72 hours, no need to bother with turning off veg lights etc.
I have once harvested one cheese in the morning then leaving lights off and harvesting the other the following morning, i noticed sweet fuck all of a difference
(contrary to what the grow bible sais, i've been looking pretty closely at my seeded cheese out of curiosities sake, i find it rather fascinating, but god damn i have NEVER seen my cheese so frosty with such big trichs, i mean i have never been able to tell trichome colour from simple observation wihtout a mic before, right now it's just a bit crazy.Looked into my veg tent and i can see my black rose breaking the surface so very excited. My Cheese quake x ak48 is nice and healthy too so should hopefully go into flower in about 5-6 weeks
The void also turned out to be female so i'm very happy, that's two extra females budding that aren't normally in there, 50% increase in output woop.Despite rising profits, British gas are about to raise their electricity prices by 16% and gas by 19% or something, time to boycott them, not least because of their "fraudulent" terms and conditions as they have told me, i recall when the government said they were increasing taxes on northern gas and oil production and the guys that owned the sites said they simply wouldn't use them any more until the taxes were suitable, the consequence was that gas and electricity prices would go up. Cunts
Found out something ridiculous today, employers have to pay the government in order to pay taxes. If you hire someone who pays tax, you have to pay the government £400 a month just to use their PAYE system, which is a scam as it is as all they're doing is holding all the tax making lots of interest on it and then returning the overpayments a year later.
There ya go, have a days worth of post
supersillybilly
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I only have to pay employers NI. Never been chinned for a bill of £400 for using their PAYE system and I fucking better notCan't find the liink still, but from what i recall it was as close to NASA standards as things go, a genuine high powered lab experiment. It showed upto 30% increase in THC production, but this is not an across the board figure and different strains vary.
If running a perpetual, just get a big cardboard box with an ona block in there or something and remove them from the cab into the box for 72 hours, no need to bother with turning off veg lights etc.
I have once harvested one cheese in the morning then leaving lights off and harvesting the other the following morning, i noticed sweet fuck all of a difference
Looked into my veg tent and i can see my black rose breaking the surface so very excited. My Cheese quake x ak48 is nice and healthy too so should hopefully go into flower in about 5-6 weeks
Despite rising profits, British gas are about to raise their electricity prices by 16% and gas by 19% or something, time to boycott them, not least because of their "fraudulent" terms and conditions as they have told me, i recall when the government said they were increasing taxes on northern gas and oil production and the guys that owned the sites said they simply wouldn't use them any more until the taxes were suitable, the consequence was that gas and electricity prices would go up. Cunts
Found out something ridiculous today, employers have to pay the government in order to pay taxes. If you hire someone who pays tax, you have to pay the government £400 a month just to use their PAYE system, which is a scam as it is as all they're doing is holding all the tax making lots of interest on it and then returning the overpayments a year later.
There ya go, have a days worth of post
dura72
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two guys in my area dead at the weekend and another 2 in hospital becoz of the new pills. thers fuckin cops crawlin all over the place, every cunt is jumpy, gettin a bar of solid earlier was like fuckin mission impossible, usually i just go to the guys house but it was all phone me when ur here, drivin up back roads, even weraing gloves and stuff! hope to fuck they catch the clown whos puttin out dangerous gear, it fucks the whole thing up for every cunt and gives those whining anti-drugs fuckers even more ammo.just heard on the news "reports of super strong ecstacy being sold at this years T in the park" and then on my facebook feed "anyone want a T in the park ticket for £40" lol
dura72
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ya miserable fucker, i bet your not even payin that and i'd guess all your employess are on min wage....probably a shed full of Poles and Czechs and u shouting like the drill sergeant ouutta full metal jacket!!