Insane Weekend. Involves A Gun Shot Wound. I Live A Comic Book Life. Pics

Kodank Moment

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So I started my Saturday morning very well. Here we have the worlds largest 3 on 3 basketball tournament. Friday evening after I was gone my insurance check for my car arrived...so I had a little spending money. Got a girl some flowers...for the first time that day just because.



Also I picked up the new HTC Sensation 4G from T-Mobile. Upgrade your shit haters.


Had a margarita with a friend then went down to the tournament and met some friends for a drink. Smoked some oil before hand as well with a buddy and had a bomb breakfast.
***Not actually me and my friends.



Met the 27 year old I've been waiting to see all day. No pic. :(:(:( she is 5'1 115. Naturally curly hair. Big ass. Decent chesticles. Cute little face. Awesome attitude. Lacking in common sense.

Anyway...we drive around to a house she is sitting and dog watching at for a week. We take the dog on a walk.
****Not her.


We go down to meet a buddy whom loaned me 43 dollars about a week ago because it was on the way back to where we were goin. I had my concealed pistol with me and my Concealed Pistol License.


I put it on my side of the car in the door and told her explicitly...do not touch this it is loaded. I will be right back. Well apparently after I walked down the block a little and inside she had already grabbed my pistol. Released the mag and tried to free the bullet from the slide. Her finger slipped into the trigger guard and she caught a .45 185 grain jacketed hollow point at point blank range right below the middle finger and out the back of her hand into the door shattering the rolled down window and lodging itself into the other side of the door.
***Identical to what hit her.




I had to sit with cops for 45 min so I could be released her car etc. Blood everywhere. Shit like this happens to me way to often. Spent all night Saturday in the E.R. and been taking care or her. Spent like $70 on flowers again so she might feel better. Might be working.

She has to lose her middle finger completely....never touch someone else's gun kids. Specially big ones.


Night ya'll.
 

Kodank Moment

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No I was inside and upstairs. She called me like 30 seconds after. Some neighbors heard and came outside. I heard commotion on the phone and thought it was someone fucking with her cause she is bitchy and little so I ran downstairs and she has a gun shot wound. It was bad. Still is.
 

newatit2010

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"Make note" Never go out with Kodank Moment and friends could cause damage. LMFAO

Sorry your night went to hell.
 

redivider

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well you told her it wasn loaded. and why the hell was she grabbing it in a way that would put her hand directly in front of the barrel???

don't know how to work a gun, don't try and work a gun. < simple logic.

that bullet should've caught her in the head and done us ALL a favor..... buahaha!!!!
 

Kodank Moment

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Lol that's a possibility. When the embarrassment and the reality sets in and passes...then I'm sure I will. I honestly an not tripping on her having 4 fingers for some reason. It just doesn't bother me. Cause she is so sexy. And we have such a weird connection.
 

DSB65

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I can see it now..kodank marries his 4 finger sweet heart..love or guilt who knows...
 

grizlbr

Active Member
:clap:First thing I did was gun safety with my wife!Lol Lol Lol! At least drill into their head the correct way to unload something! So if they do shoot you they will do it properly! Gun discharged accidentally and took his left nut? I was aiming for chest and shot him in the mouth the police would believe?
 
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