PappaBear
New Member
Relax, all is well. Just fallow these easy steps.
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Get a 50cc syringe w/o needle, a saline I.V., hose clamps, ace bandage, bandage tape, a thermometer, and hand warmers.
1.Take sample specimen into syringe.
2.Fill I.V. , than clamp
3.Tape I.V. to your upper thigh.
4.Put hand warmer on outside of i.v. than wrap with ace bandage.
5.Tape tube the full length of your penis with tape only on bottom.
When you are at the right temp. go in and give them the sample.. it will be reheated to what ever temp you want because you have a thermometer. Cough while you un-click the hose clamp. Let all the piss drain as if you were really going. Re clamp unless you want a couple drips on your pants for aesthetics. This works, proven on felony probation. They would look at my dick and all. Make sure the mouth of the tube reaches the mouth of your penis so you can control your aim.
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TO ALL!!
+REP is appreciated for this secret, I have saved many of assholes (literally) with this method. If you dont, may you get sodomized and contract an illness.
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Get a 50cc syringe w/o needle, a saline I.V., hose clamps, ace bandage, bandage tape, a thermometer, and hand warmers.
1.Take sample specimen into syringe.
2.Fill I.V. , than clamp
3.Tape I.V. to your upper thigh.
4.Put hand warmer on outside of i.v. than wrap with ace bandage.
5.Tape tube the full length of your penis with tape only on bottom.
When you are at the right temp. go in and give them the sample.. it will be reheated to what ever temp you want because you have a thermometer. Cough while you un-click the hose clamp. Let all the piss drain as if you were really going. Re clamp unless you want a couple drips on your pants for aesthetics. This works, proven on felony probation. They would look at my dick and all. Make sure the mouth of the tube reaches the mouth of your penis so you can control your aim.
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TO ALL!!
+REP is appreciated for this secret, I have saved many of assholes (literally) with this method. If you dont, may you get sodomized and contract an illness.
i thought you would get like extra felony charges for using criminal tools to try and trick the cops
