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Are We Going To Have Sharia Law?

UncleBuck

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I am allowed to have muskets and cannon , black powder revolvers and air rifles and can pilot an ultralight without a drivers licence or an FID card.
are you all bummed out that david duke isn't running for president yet?
 

beardo

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"congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..."

this thread is complete fail on the part of beardo, and a clear indictment on his knowledge of the first amendment.

but it is amusing as hell.
could you explain the second amendment? and how it only applies to me concerning means of self defense as old as the law itself?
 

Carne Seca

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Let try and set you at ease before you start screaming Fuck You Ernst.

My then wife had progressive spinal muscular atrophy. I loved her and we fell in love on the old fashioned BBS's before there was public Internet.
Since I am a man who sees inner beauty and trust as more important than the other I married a woman who was in a wheel chair and who needed 24/7 care so i was the only person she trusted to hold her fragile body and I also assume since I got in the water it was a sneaky baptism of me so i could sit next to her in Mormon Heaven.

Now do you need more to default to trusting me? I've see the 60 minutes on Mormon church and homosexuality as well so you can share and I'll get it.

There is no need to get Dan excited..
So basically you got caught in a lie and now are backpedaling. No baptism is recognized by the church unless you have the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood. You are lying Ernst.
 

UncleBuck

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could you explain the second amendment? and how it only applies to me concerning means of self defense as old as the law itself?
you need me to explain this to you? another ringing indictment of your basic reasoning abilities, but oh well.

your first amendment right to free speech is not complete either. you can't yell fire in a crowded theater. your right to free speech ends when it endangers my safety.

so it is with the second amendment as well. you do not strike me as the type of person that should own any type of firearm.

simply said, your right to swing your fist ends at my face.
 

beardo

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are you all bummed out that david duke isn't running for president yet?
I think he might be, Duke is a legitimate candidate,
could you explain the second amendment? and how it only applies to me concerning means of self defense as old as the law itself?
I'm putting my support behind Ron Paul because he will restore peoples freedoms
 

Ernst

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So basically you got caught in a lie and now are back-pedalling. No baptism is recognized by the church unless you have the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood. You are lying Ernst.
Perhaps your insurance is better than theirs? You did say you live by the law of the land.
I was the care provider and husband. Those people had no right to stop me form doing this, by California law and the Americans with disabilities act, but it was my wife that requested me because she trusted me to know the limits of movement on her spine.

There isn't anything about my wife that I wasn't directly involved in including wiping her butt and changing tampons.

I was a 24/7 caregiver. I dunked her and I understand it was an exception not the rule. get a grip CS. The Sky didn't fall.
 

UncleBuck

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I think he might be, Duke is a legitimate candidate,

I'm putting my support behind Ron Paul because he will restore peoples freedoms
david duke has that slight problem of having been grand wizard (or whatever the fuck it is) of the fucking KKK. not so sure america is ready to elect a white supremacist on the heels of our first bi-racial president.

and although i'm sure you'll be happy if ron paul gets elected (ha! like that would ever happen) but disappointed when his "let theieves who are not square with the law buy firearms" bill is roundly rejected on a 99-1 vote in the senate, with only his son sporting a toupee that has an eerie resemblance to a dead opossum as the lone yay vote.

care to elaborate some more on why you are not allowed to own most firearms? i recall you said you were a thief and have not squared yourself with the law...anything else?
 

beardo

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care to elaborate some more on why you are not allowed to own most firearms? i recall you said you were a thief and have not squared yourself with the law...anything else?
I am not a theif and am square with the law, I don't even drive illegaly, I pay my taxes and contribute to society as a productive member so I do not appreciate your assertations and question why I should have any less rights than my fellow citizens.
 

Ernst

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mmhmm.... o.k., Ernst. Have it your way.
What reason do you have to do this? Is it not possible?
Perhaps it rubs you and shocks you but it's on you to consider that things happen that you wouldn't expect by your concept of your Canon.

It is not so far out to think a man can be all I am, which is rather humble for all measures, and that I have experienced these things after all I found all of you and have one place where more of my pieces fit than being alone.

Still you have to look out for yourself especially when you call a friend the wrong name.

I did that who ever you are. I was part of her baptism as her care provider and husband. I think that I was one of such compassion, that she requested and that we were good citizens with a long family histories on both sides of our union may well have swayed opinion and the rules were bent.
Still I don't know what the politics were and i didn't care. I felt loved that she wanted me near so we could share that moment too. After all we were 24/7 for so many years.. Why not share this too..
So an I'm sorry would be nice but feel free to shout Fuck You Ernst. Dan will do it for free if it offends your Mormon rules since I am not a trusted friend and you are CS.. I Dono.. Why do I try...

Be Well.. <sigh>
Ernst
 

Total Head

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the fact that there are people that are convinced that sharia law could become the law of the us scares the shit out of me. rest assured. if sharia law ever happened here there would have been a bloody civil war and a dissolution of the constitution first. sharia law would be the least of our concerns.
 

Carne Seca

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What reason do you have to do this? Is it not possible?
Perhaps it rubs you and shocks you but it's on you to consider that things happen that you wouldn't expect by your concept of your Canon.

It is not so far out to think a man can be all I am, which is rather humble for all measures, and that I have experienced these things after all I found all of you and have one place where more of my pieces fit than being alone.

Still you have to look out for yourself especially when you call a friend the wrong name.

I did that who ever you are. I was part of her baptism as her care provider and husband. I think that I was one of such compassion, that she requested and that we were good citizens with a long family histories on both sides of our union may well have swayed opinion and the rules were bent.
Still I don't know what the politics were and i didn't care. I felt loved that she wanted me near so we could share that moment too. After all we were 24/7 for so many years.. Why not share this too..
So an I'm sorry would be nice but feel free to shout Fuck You Ernst. Dan will do it for free if it offends your Mormon rules since I am not a trusted friend and you are CS.. I Dono.. Why do I try...

Be Well.. <sigh>
Ernst
I doesn't matter what you think of yourself or how you feel... it's about the authority to perform the baptism which you didn't have. I know you're not being truthful about it and you know it so what does it matter? I know how the church works and what is allowed. But if you want everyone to believe you performed the baptism without proper credentials then so be it. Knock yourself out. I'm done talking about it.

http://mormon.org/faq/authority-to-baptize/
 

Ernst

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I doesn't matter what you think of yourself or how you feel... it's about the authority to perform the baptism which you didn't have. I know you're not being truthful about it and you know it so what does it matter? I know how the church works and what is allowed. But if you want everyone to believe you performed the baptism with proper credentials then so be it. Knock yourself out. I'm done talking about it.

Would you please go back and read I didn't perform the service. I Dunked her. The Physical action not the spiritual service.
My experience is all that runs up to and includes the actual service of baptism as a non-Mormon weather you like it or not.

Get real.. Open the eyes and realize.. Shall we stop fighting? I have been as honest as I can be so there is no energy left to do more. I am not wanting to fight. Just wanted to share.

So then my analogy of comparing Sharia and generalized American canons share similar structure but it's the actual constructs that differ.
There is a common element of God of some kind but we can abstract back to Egyptian religions as well..

And more stuff like that.. What now CS?
 

Carne Seca

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The "dunker" is the priesthood holder who performs the baptism. Click the damn link Ernst. A non-member cannot be involved in the service.

I'm done. Whatever.

Your original post compared Mormonism to Sharia Law which I debunked. Everything else is yours. Enjoy yourself.
 

olylifter420

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If you may, who is spreading this of what you speak of? I did not know that Christianity had laws that Christians have to abide by. There are the ten commandments, but those have been used throughout time. sharia laws in Christianity? Never heard of it!!!

Please explain, thank you




Do you mean the Christian sharia laws that are repealing civil liberties and implementing discrimination all over the U.S.? Those sharia laws?
 

Ernst

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The "dunker" is the priesthood holder who performs the baptism. Click the damn link Ernst. A non-member cannot be involved in the service.

I'm done. Whatever.

Your original post compared Mormonism to Sharia Law which I debunked. Everything else is yours. Enjoy yourself.
Would the guys hand on my wife qualify for that Dunker?
I did the manual work for her safety I did not perform the service. I wasn't even a part of the full service I just came forth and did the manual labor.

What ever CS!
 

olylifter420

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It is happening!!! I watched this show on CNN about it. Some town in Tennessee. Dam courts favored the damn terrorists!!!! Thats bullshit!!! I dont think that is right!!! Although we (i mean as a country) get what we deserve. We tried forcing all types of shit on Native Americans when the us was starting off. Now, jihadism is going to spread across the US like wildfires on a hot dry dry day.



That's already happening and no Muslims are involved.
 

UncleBuck

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If you may, who is spreading this of what you speak of? I did not know that Christianity had laws that Christians have to abide by. There are the ten commandments, but those have been used throughout time. sharia laws in Christianity? Never heard of it!!!

Please explain, thank you
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

should we kill carne seca? possibly just smite him a little by denying him the same rights that his fellow heterosexual americans get to enjoy?

please explain.
 

mame

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olylifter420 said:
Dam courts favored the damn terrorists!
... seriously?

I mean, I can get over you spelling "damn" differently (lol "dam") in the same post but are you calling Arab-Americans "terrorists"?
 
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