Does this Count as a Date?

thedoc08

thedoc08

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If you weren't a mobidly obese beast I'd be curious at your inability to have turned 18 without getting it in, but given your application to Hasbro for Hungry Hungry Hippo Second Gen, I can say I'm satisfied you haven't scarred some drunk desperate pimply kid for life. Fat girls taking advantage of people should be a crime more serious than forcible rape as far as I'm concerned.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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thedoc08 said:
If you weren't a mobidly obese beast I'd be curious at your inability to have turned 18 without getting it in, but given your application to Hasbro for Hungry Hungry Hippo Second Gen, I can say I'm satisfied you haven't scarred some drunk desperate pimply kid for life. Fat girls taking advantage of people should be a crime more serious than forcible rape as far as I'm concerned.
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you are a horrible human being. which makes the amusement i derive from your posts that much more wrong.

this post was not your best attempt by the way. stick to brevity.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
oh doc if i could only colour your hair pink and stick a jewel in your belly, then u could be my treasure Troll
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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UncleBuck said:
you are a horrible human being. which makes the amusement i derive from your posts that much more wrong.

this post was not your best attempt by the way. stick to brevity.
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I'm a passenger atm with 283 miles to go, I figured in the absence of anything else productive to do I would give paragraphing a shot. I'm really an amazing human being, just a terrible person in the annononyninoninomity of the interwebs, where upholding a rep is of minimal importance.
 
mazand1982

mazand1982

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Urca said:
ive been texting this guy for like a week now, and he asked me if id like to see a movie with him tonight after he gets off of work. we said yesterday that yeah, we liked each other as friends, and also more than that, but we wanted to meet up and see how we clicked to see if there was anything there... so does this count as a date or what?
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lol, well if its not a date what the hell is it then?..lol...u guys both said u like each other more than friends...stop watching twilight and get with the program...lol..jk sweety, but yes...its a date, if it doesnt work out and ur hot, hit me up
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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The back guy from the Old Spice commercials tries to smell like me.

I haven't heard of this mazand guy, but he's already starting to creep me out. There's only room in Toke n Talk for one onlin predator, and that's me bud.
 
mazand1982

mazand1982

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thedoc08 said:
The back guy from the Old Spice commercials tries to smell like me.

I haven't heard of this mazand guy, but he's already starting to creep me out. There's only room in Toke n Talk for one onlin predator, and that's me bud.
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haha, your the boss applesauce...just askin...predator ur heart out, haha
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
lol someone link this man to the hottest chicks of RIU 2011 thread, unless it's been deleted?
or maybe he wants the mens thread?
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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thedoc08 said:
I'm a passenger atm with 283 miles to go, I figured in the absence of anything else productive to do I would give paragraphing a shot. I'm really an amazing human being, just a terrible person in the annononyninoninomity of the interwebs, where upholding a rep is of minimal importance.
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283 miles to go? well, let's troll it up then. but try to stick to script instead of ruining it with long-winded responses.

and yes, stately distinction on being a horrible 'internet' human being.
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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UncleBuck said:
283 miles to go? well, let's troll it up then. but try to stick to script instead of ruining it with long-winded responses.

and yes, stately distinction on being a horrible 'internet' human being.
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Only 221 to go now, but I'm getting frustrated with the cocaine corridor cellular coverage, every time it switches from 4G to EDGE to GPRS (which is effectively after every post), I have to log bac in to post.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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thedoc08 said:
Only 221 to go now, but I'm getting frustrated with the cocaine corridor cellular coverage, every time it switches from 4G to EDGE to GPRS (which is effectively after every post), I have to log bac in to post.
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ah, running cocaine. good times.

i propose we keep this intensely focused on the op. i have vague recollections despite my drug-addled haze of my first kiss and my first fuck. the op seems to be on her way. let's keep our eye on the ball here.
 
dannyboy602

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I use movie dates as an excuse not to talk to a person. Especially if you don't know beforehand what they look like.
That way if they're really ugly you can just sit back, eat junk food and enjoy the show. If they're really hot you can just say "let's get outta here". But I don't like it if they ask me out on a movie date. That's supposed to be MY ruse, not theirs.
 
Urca

Urca

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lol well it worked out for the best anyway. i think he just said the movies so i wouldnt be uncomfortable. but id rather do what we did than anything else
 
mazand1982

mazand1982

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april said:
lol someone link this man to the hottest chicks of RIU 2011 thread, unless it's been deleted?
or maybe he wants the mens thread?
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lol, ive seen the hottest girls from riu, nothin to write home about, a couple country bumpkin hussie stoners and few inbreds,lol, one chick has a nice ass but who knows about her face, my sexy latina GF makes these chicks look like dog food, heres my pic in case u think im some ugly dude blowin hot air,lol....https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/426053-how-much-do-you-weigh-5.html#post5614835
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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i didn't go back and reread any thing urca, but i was just wondering if the two of you have hung out at all again since your last "date"?? or is hanging on the weekdays basically pretty much out of the ? for you at this time as i know i read before that you have a curfew and all to abide by and all, so i'm not too sure if you'd be able to have another date if it weren't on the weekend as i also seem to remember your saying that dude has a job as well and gets done kinda late..

oh well, was just wondering how it was going and all after the first date..
 
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