Renes Random Rambles!

[NewClosetGrower]

there no way i could have ever been a girl dude lol...please dont think im being rude, i think very highly of women. i love my wife more then anything except our kids.
but seriously i get mud on my jeans atleast 3 times a day, my hands are constantly dirty, i only shave when i have to, i shave my head because i dont see the sense in maintaining a haircut, i mow my lawn in flip flops, and theres always a gun in my dirty truck..ive never heard of a lush toner , but soap and water will take grease off your face, maybe some gojo or something lol. im sorry but everytime i hear about guys using girl products it makes me chuckle. i seriously mean no disrespect april. im sure if your mans attitude is anything like his hygiene he's probably a keeper

 

[SlimJim503]

Whatever i would be happier then a fat kid with cake if i had kids a house and wife to take care of im a family guy who cant catch a break and find a good girl only evil whores ahahahaah. And the growing makes you fucking awesome! just fn awesome! cook take care of the kids and grow pot everyone stop trying cuz this women has won the award! hahahah now only if we all lived near eachother so we could all move even closer and start one big giant family!!!! that would be awesome and one damn happy growing family! Anyone want in ima rent a house and start moving you fuckers in!

 

[MsBotwin]

Yeah. Sorry, April, it just occurred to baked me that you're most likely in your 20's. That is the time to spend, spend, spend on yourself, because if you chose to marry and have kids, those days will slowly slip away. It's so subtle you almost don't realize it. Until you but suave shampoo and conditioner!

 

[april]

April, I speak in all respectfulness. If you can afford to even consider, let alone actually do, spending that much money on hair and face products, what's the big deal? My shampoo and conditioner cost $5.00 a piece. My face was is pretty expensive, though. That costs $7.29.

No i see what your saying but don't agree, since i live in the country and don't spend money on take out and going out like most, and i don't buy clothes very often i make the effort to pamper myself, why because i deserve it, and buying a bottle of shampoo every 3 months, and face products totaling 60 every 3 is not very expensive. I don't have children and if my man can spend 100$ on parts or tools every few weeks i don't think i'm spoilling myself, it aint prada it's lush, plus i get 50% so it aint that bad, but i have to drive a few hours since Lush stores are far and few between. I wear makeup only on special occasions, i don't need it on a daily basis, but my point is respecting other peoples property, especially bathroom items. I am very thrifty but i only have one life and will enjoy simple pleasures such as taking care of myself, i am a women and i always smell fantastic even in joggers and a wife beater.

 

[Illumination]

Yeah. Sorry, April, it just occurred to baked me that you're most likely in your 20's. That is the time to spend, spend, spend on yourself, because if you chose to marry and have kids, those days will slowly slip away. It's so subtle you almost don't realize it. Until you but suave shampoo and conditioner!

And sell your 'vette because you cant take the kids Same for the guys...lol...just different changes

 

[NewClosetGrower]

Whatever i would be happier then a fat kid with cake if i had kids a house and wife to take care of im a family guy who cant catch a break and find a good girl only evil whores ahahahaah. And the growing makes you fucking awesome! just fn awesome! cook take care of the kids and grow pot everyone stop trying cuz this women has won the award! hahahah now only if we all lived near eachother so we could all move even closer and start one big giant family!!!! that would be awesome and one damn happy growing family! Anyone want in ima rent a house and start moving you fuckers in!

i still cant rep man but, thanks. I love it man, wouldnt trade anything for what i have. sometimes i have to take a step back man cause im still pretty young and its crazy to think about.
It was me,wife and kiddos. but her parents moved in with us. its not bad her dad is a great craftsmen and we built a loft above my shed they stay in. where my tents uses to be
but anyway man, we got 5 acres, wife stays home i work and go to school. only way i see it getting better is 4 months from now when im harvesting!!!

 

[Illumination]

i still cant rep man but, thanks. I love it man, wouldnt trade anything for what i have. sometimes i have to take a step back man cause im still pretty young and its crazy to think about.
It was me,wife and kiddos. but her parents moved in with us. its not bad her dad is a great craftsmen and we built a loft above my shed they stay in. where my tents uses to be
but anyway man, we got 5 acres, wife stays home i work and go to school. only way i see it getting better is 4 months from now when im harvesting!!!

i am finally with a lady that loves me for me...never had that before and it is the most awesome thing there is...all of it is so grand that it all seems new always...Love is da shit for sure..Love me my lady/slut big time......she told me to write that part!!

namaste'

 

[april]

Yeah. Sorry, April, it just occurred to baked me that you're most likely in your 20's. That is the time to spend, spend, spend on yourself, because if you chose to marry and have kids, those days will slowly slip away. It's so subtle you almost don't realize it. Until you but suave shampoo and conditioner!

lol 29, i have a house, and a new car, i've always been a working girl, i lived alone almost 7 yrs prior to meeting my snickelfritz, so ive eaten kd and drank water, i've served my time lol

 

[MsBotwin]

No i see what your saying but don't agree, since i live in the country and don't spend money on take out and going out like most, and i don't buy clothes very often i make the effort to pamper myself, why because i deserve it, and buying a bottle of shampoo every 3 months, and face products totaling 60 every 3 is not very expensive. I don't have children and if my man can spend 100$ on parts or tools every few weeks i don't think i'm spoilling myself, it aint prada it's lush, plus i get 50% so it aint that bad, but i have to drive a few hours since Lush stores are far and few between. I wear makeup only on special occasions, i don't need it on a daily basis, but my point is respecting other peoples property, especially bathroom items. I am very thrifty but i only have one life and will enjoy simple pleasures such as taking care of myself, i am a women and i always smell fantastic even in joggers and a wife beater.

I do apologize. I'm kinda baked and as an old married Lady, I temporarily forgot about those days! You go girl! And yes, people should respect other people's property. I was equating 'my man' with 'husband'. Different, of course. I live in the mountains, kinda the same, as far as traveling to stores goes. We do take out every Friday. I order a pizza instead of cooking. It's my night off. From around 6:00, when Hubby gets home, I get to be off duty!

 

[SlimJim503]

i am finally with a lady that loves me for me...never had that before and it is the most awesome thing there is...all of it is so grand that it all seems new always...Love is da shit for sure..Love me my lady/slut big time......she told me to write that part!!

namaste'

hate you all im alone i got my dog and plants hahahaha fuckers

 

[april]

I do apologize. I'm kinda baked and as an old married Lady, I temporarily forgot about those days! You go girl! And yes, people should respect other people's property. I was equating 'my man' with 'husband'. Different, of course. I live in the mountains, kinda the same, as far as traveling to stores goes. We do take out every Friday. I order a pizza instead of cooking. It's my night off. From around 6:00, when Hubby gets home, I get to be off duty!

No need to apologize u were never rude, trust me i know when kids come other "things" will go lmfao
Fuck i'm always on duty, especially now with my prego cat molly, she's due any day and i'm not sure if it's her first litter, she's a rescue
Oh shit Mantrum in my house !! lmfao he had to get a pack of smokes from my car and now he's stomping around outside, men are more dramatic then women jesus christ
I get Mary Browns mmmm soo good

 

[MsBotwin]

Men are just kids in grown up bodies. Sometimes, it feels like I have 5 kids. LMAO. He's a real good slave, though! Couldn't have set my grow up with out him. I try to ignor the mantrums. They're usually sorry after and try to make it up to you, just like a kid!

 

[mellokitty]

lol @ april's man!! (has he come out of hiding yet honey?)
well, our kid is 2 and i'm stubbornly *hanging *on to my $60 face (hair used to cost similarly but that has fallen by the wayside).... my man steers clear of my products because he knows what they cost... to him. mwa ha ha.
i still have the same ex-celebrity hairdresser but i get the bro-price at-home job ($20 and a nugget) instead of going to his $salon$, and bikini-waxings are mutually beneficial so as long as i'm willing to go through it, he's willing to pay for it lol.

my neighbour recently started selling avon and i switched to their "anew 30+" line and i friggin love it.

ms. bot i LOVE my slave. i especially love him when he's slavin. is that wrong?

what i do miss is gettin my nails *did. it's hard to wear uv gel extensions and parent a toddler at the same time; i got them removed during 3rd tri and haven't gone back.....

 

[fabfun]

hey ....................

Men are just kids in grown up bodies. Sometimes, it feels like I have 5 kids. LMAO. He's a real good slave, though! Couldn't have set my grow up with out him. I try to ignor the mantrums. They're usually sorry after and try to make it up to you, just like a kid!

 

[fabfun]

hey i survived

 

[mellokitty]

^^^^^^ *roflmao* ^^^^^^

 

[fabfun]

whats so funny?

^^^^^^ *roflmao* ^^^^^^

 

[rene112388]

Lmao nice to see some rambles yall! I thought was so funny reading this I never pamper myself! I'm not into girly shit as I never had money growing up so just been content with what I have though I do feel bad now used to used shampoo and conditioner that cost 50 bucks I know ridiculous but damn good hair haha just had to throw my little girly tid bit in....damn I miss that stuff!

 

[NewClosetGrower]

went to bed at 2 and kids are in our room at 5:15. shit is everywhere...awesome....
morning folks

 

[ChubbySoap]

it's true! i don't like it, but it's true!

where's my pants?
in the drawer honey
where's my beer?
in the fridge...do you need a map?
wait...there's no beer in here! D:< *slams door outraged*
it's behind the milk...move the milk
oh...
*silent scream*

then they go on to tell folks who wears the pants in the home but conveniently forgetting who went to actually buy the said pants they couldn't find that morning despite 7 years of marriage...

we really are kids...lolz